Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

There she is, holding her breath for… reasons, clearly DYING, but what do those ableist radiologists suggest is the problem? Kek, breathing restricted by Vicky being FAT.
I'm sitting here sighing loudly and tweeting my final words. Doc, make sure my parents get my "you definitely have special pooners disease" results from the buzzfeed test I took online.
Also, ”I’m so exhausted from 95 % oxygenation hypoxia, anyway here’s my 20 part xeet storm deconstructing healthcare”.
95% is on the lower end of normal. It's the sort of reading you might get if-- purely hypothetically here-- some fat malingerer held her breath for a little bit but was too weak to actually experience the discomfort required to do anything more dramatic.
 
I'm sitting here sighing loudly and tweeting my final words. Doc, make sure my parents get my "you definitely have special pooners disease" results from the buzzfeed test I took online.

95% is on the lower end of normal. It's the sort of reading you might get if-- purely hypothetically here-- some fat malingerer held her breath for a little bit but was too weak to actually experience the discomfort required to do anything more dramatic.
Hell, just the coldness of some hospitals will make your circulation show 94-96ish %. Cold hands affect its sensitivity too.
 
Hell, just the coldness of some hospitals will make your circulation show 94-96ish %. Cold hands affect its sensitivity too.
The munchies with Raynauds (incredibly common in women) love it because it gives an artificially low reading if you use a finger pulse ox. Vicky's playing in the little leagues here. Come back when you're claiming you're at 50% oxygen but still magically able to tweet, Vic. That's how you munch.
 
The munchies with Raynauds (incredibly common in women) love it because it gives an artificially low reading if you use a finger pulse ox. Vicky's playing in the little leagues here. Come back when you're claiming you're at 50% oxygen but still magically able to tweet, Vic. That's how you munch.
Yep, not to PL but I have Raynauds. My hands and feet are as cold as death. Difference is I know that and will just attempt to warm my hand under the blanket/my hoodie sleeve etc.
 
Vicky discovers panic attacks
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Health is a gift from God, so it's a little MATI-inducing to see Vicky wish herself sick so often.
What would happen if she got a real serious condition? Would she regret these years she wished herself to be sick?

Idk all the people I know who have ever dealt with serious life-limiting illness were well on the side of "I want to get better and live as long as I can" and did whatever they could to effect that, unless it was well and truly sealed for them and death was imminent. In which case they weren't in any position to be Twittering about how dire their situation is.
 
Surely state insurance won't cover this bullshit?
Prepare yourself for disappointment.

Remember, not only does Medicaid cover teet yeeting and stinkditches, it covers mass misuse of emergency facilities by illegals who want a note for work and free OTC meds because "mi cuerpo tiene dolor." And don't forget bottomless Sprites and turkey sammiches for Hobo Hank.
 
Health is a gift from God, so it's a little MATI-inducing to see Vicky wish herself sick so often.
What would happen if she got a real serious condition? Would she regret these years she wished herself to be sick?

Idk all the people I know who have ever dealt with serious life-limiting illness were well on the side of "I want to get better and live as long as I can" and did whatever they could to effect that, unless it was well and truly sealed for them and death was imminent. In which case they weren't in any position to be Twittering about how dire their situation is.
She’s the kind of lazy munchie wannabe that I could see wanting to end up in LTC - getting a roof over her head, carers to dote on her, never having to do anything for herself again.

Meanwhile the nurses would be at the nurses station cursing her existence in Tagalog.
 
She’s the kind of lazy munchie wannabe that I could see wanting to end up in LTC - getting a roof over her head, carers to dote on her, never having to do anything for herself again.

Meanwhile the nurses would be at the nurses station cursing her existence in Tagalog.
Even if we ignore the fact that any minuscule discomfort is her kryptonite, her parents have on numerous occasions offered to pay for a care home, a nice one, where nurses actually do dote on you. She screeched and raged and threatened to cut contact every time. And the one time she was in some rehab of sorts she ran away. She doesn't want to be that kind of sick that fucks with one's abillity to be a gross Neet. Anywhere that has daily scheduled activities and dietary restrictions and nurses monitoring your screen time isn't going to work for her.
 
Tweeting through mild discomfort dying.
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I’m a little confused as to why Vicky can’t pass a single class in college when she clearly has a medical degree already.
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Honestly, though, right now the hospital and whatever dumb version of defensive medicine they’re practicing are kind of pissing me off just as much as Vicky’s histrionics. She’s clearly fine, vitals are unremarkable - just kick her fat ass out on the street already.
 

One factor that influences the measurement of static inspiratory pressure is effort.3 A patient must make maximum effort and the reproducibility of results does not assure maximum effort.

Effort isn't exactly her strong suit, and the test is very easy to "throw."

Honestly, though, right now the hospital and whatever dumb version of defensive medicine they’re practicing are kind of pissing me off just as much as Vicky’s histrionics. She’s clearly fine, vitals are unremarkable - just kick her fat ass out on the street already.
Same here. And I know people will smirk that it's "rich people insurance" and greed but I don't necessarily think so. I've seen plenty of actually ill people with fantastic insurance get their complaints downplayed. And affluent cancer patients yeeted as fast as possible after surgery. How the hell is she getting to hog a bed on med/surg for a whole week? How is she getting all these ridiculous tests, especially when they keep coming back negative? Is it possible she isn't really in a hospital at all, but is narrating a bizarre Walter Mitty fantasy from a Marriott somewhere?
 
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