Careercow Anthony Cumia - A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Considering that Jim fully financially supports this person, who seems to be an active alcoholic/addict and has zero intention of earning any income, he’s gotten himself into an extremely fraught situation. I suspect he’s touring the most D-list comedy clubs in America in part just to get the fuck away from this lunatic.

What boggles my mind is why did he even choose to marry this thing in the first place. If he wanted to go fuck a tranny he could just go buy a hooker or other sex worker whenever he wanted. He didn't have to bring one permanently into his life when he likely didn't want to in the first place.

I understand why certain men get married even when it is clear that they don't necessarily want to or that they know they aren't going to be able to handle it. A lot of people want to give off the impression that they are normal. Or the think they can just get away with doing whatever they want in a relationship. Or they really don't understand what comes with a marriage.

But Jim to me never gave off any of those vibes as to actually caring about that kind of stuff. Much like Anthony he comes across as a guy who just wants to do whatever he wants whenever he wants. A relationship for him is just him not having to pay top dollar to get fucked. Why he would care about parading around his tranny partner as a legitimate relationship makes no sense to me.

Yeah he was fucking hillarious when he was miserable. Now that his life is somewhat more stable, his standup fucking sucks. I don't think his standup was ever that good. But it fucking blows.

I don't know if I would really call his life stable. He imported a batshit insane tranny to be his partner that he clearly now regrets doing as his income deteriorates around him. The guy is the definition of miserable and unstable.

The reason why his standup sucks is that he for one is past his prime and for two is too afraid of getting cancelled in todays climate.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

for two is too afraid of getting cancelled in todays climate.

I can't imagine a man more deserving of cancellation than this fucking worm. He deserves hellfire for throwing Louis CK under the bus.

 

[Tanner Glass]

The reason why his standup sucks is that he for one is past his prime and for two is too afraid of getting cancelled in todays climate.

His standup sucks because he isn't a smart guy.

Being quick and mean on a radio show is easy (even Opie could do it at times) and it was largely about just being as shocking as possible (while still getting out over the airwaves). Opie, Anthony, and Jimmy would normally just beat up people much smaller then them and it was very rare for him to actually have to be actually smart. The best he could muster was "stubborn".

Even if he wasn't afraid of getting cancelled - he just has never written anything great or thought provoking and frankly isn't capable of it. O&A was the absolute most famous or memorable he is going to be and most of his bits were "intentionally annoying person". He was never going on to hotly anticipated comedy specials, TV, or movies.

The same applies to Anthony and why his standup is awful - he's also just not that smart. A good standup set is like a story - it has to be well thought our and laid out. It has to have a few acts and a very well thought out final act. Ant and Jim just ignore all that (despite knowing a ton of successful comics) and basically wing it.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I liked some of Jim's characters. Jimcy was great, as was Board Room Jimmy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His standup sucks because he isn't a smart guy.

For me his funniest material is impersonations. Otherwise he’s a fucking snooze.

 

[TomatoSoup]

He deserves hellfire for throwing Louis CK under the bus.

Can you elaborate a little? I never heard him comment on the Louis CK stuff.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The Viking now says it is having bottom surgery. But I am not convinced, since that claim was made during a manic frenzy of posting literally dozens of IG Stories, many of them in Norwegian. Several were it complaining about “boring” NY and how tiresome wealthy Manhattan women are. Here are a few others — imagine Jimmy reading these from the UK:

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Can you elaborate a little? I never heard him comment on the Louis CK stuff.

TL;DR: Louis CK put a lot of money in Jim's pocket and Jim threw Louis under the bus immediately when Louis had his non-scandal.

 

[MilkThePig]

ANNOUNCEMENT

*clears throat and lifts up megaphone*

Today marks the 11th anniversary of brave patriot, Anthony Cumia unfairly losing his job at SiriusXM merely for speaking the truth. What happened that day was a disgrace and will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of this country. His loss was not in vain however...

This brave and certainly white man changed the world that day and inspired millions of others across the United States and the entire globe and made it so they were no longer afraid to speak up and say what needed to be said on social media. Or he lost the easiest gig in history and squandered millions of dollars so he could say 'nigger' on Twitter a few times in a drunken rage because he got beat up by a girl. One of the two things.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

certainly white

That Corsican pimp? You mean that back-alley Tunisian knife fighter? Antwan Kumiya, the Bastile Day Terrorist?

 

[johnnynoname]

it posting pictures of Fat Jimmy got my ribs

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it posting pictures of Fat Jimmy got my ribs

I find the constant pictures flashing Jim’s wealth (and what it’s bought it) very fucking tacky. I don’t know what his investment portfolio looks like, but unless he’s been extremely successful in the markets and continues to be, he isn’t making enough money to keep it in this lifestyle for too much longer. And if it decides to bail for a richer mark, Jim will be on the hook for alimony until it remarries.

What a fucking mess.




Bitch if it’s so BORING why did you take all those pictures??



Hideous.

 

[Biker]

I find the constant pictures flashing Jim’s wealth (and what it’s bought it) very fucking tacky. I don’t know what his investment portfolio looks like, but unless he’s been extremely successful in the markets and continues to be, he isn’t making enough money to keep it in this lifestyle for too much longer. And if it decides to bail for a richer mark, Jim will be on the hook for alimony until it remarries.

What a fucking mess.

dont forget his x account: https://x.com/msnikkinorton Archive: https://archive.li/LZijT )

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I wonder when Norton goes to file the divorce if there is an option in the paperwork to check for the reason being "she cut off her dick".

Can you elaborate a little? I never heard him comment on the Louis CK stuff.

I don't remember exactly if he directly said anything against Louis because the worm never completely burns a bridge, but he certainly didn't defend him at all and just did his usual "Yea...it's tough man, I don't know..." and acting like he knew nothing about that side of Louis even though it was openly joked about on O&A years before the story came out.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I find the constant pictures flashing Jim’s wealth (and what it’s bought it) very fucking tacky. I don’t know what his investment portfolio looks like, but unless he’s been extremely successful in the markets and continues to be, he isn’t making enough money to keep it in this lifestyle for too much longer. And if it decides to bail for a richer mark, Jim will be on the hook for alimony until it remarries.

What a fucking mess.

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Bitch if it’s so BORING why did you take all those pictures??

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Hideous.

I can't imagine trying to be sober around that.

I wonder when Norton goes to file the divorce if there is an option in the paperwork to check for the reason being "she cut off her dick".



I don't remember exactly if he directly said anything against Louis because the worm never completely burns a bridge, but he certainly didn't defend him at all and just did his usual "Yea...it's tough man, I don't know..." and acting like he knew nothing about that side of Louis even though it was openly joked about on O&A years before the story came out.

Jim did speak out against Louis by saying "wow I can't believe I was so wrong about the guy." Wormy McGillicutty basically took lines from Amy Schumer and said he wouldn't work with Louis again, which is hilarious because Louis is already making gobs of cash again by running his own company while Jimmy is stuck babysitting an addict tranny burning all his money.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I love how Norwegians think they are born in a violent dreary world bathed in Viking blood, but the place looks like the most beautiful fairytale.

 

[The Hardest R]

I find the constant pictures flashing Jim’s wealth (and what it’s bought it) very fucking tacky. I don’t know what his investment portfolio looks like, but unless he’s been extremely successful in the markets and continues to be, he isn’t making enough money to keep it in this lifestyle for too much longer. And if it decides to bail for a richer mark, Jim will be on the hook for alimony until it remarries.

What a fucking mess.

I still believe this “marriage” is an extended humiliation fetish where Ragnar blows all of Jimmy’s money until he runs out. There’s no way Thor sticks around thereafter so he’ll divorce Jim and like all trannies, will crank up the maudlin theatrics about how evil and abusive Jim is.

I bet prior to the marriage Jimmy had a couple million in the bank. Not as much as he should have but hookers are expensive.

 

[Biker]

nikki is mad about alcohol, this bodes well for good old dry drunk jim.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It is fully mentally ill and also a liar. I’ve seen it get called out on livestream for being high and fucking Jim couldn’t even tell. It just giggles and admits to eating a handful of edibles like a naughty kid. Definite daddy issues and possible age play going on here in addition to the humiliation and buttfucking.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

Fellas I just have a feeling this is gonna work out