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At this point, someone might as well create AI generated songs of whatever we think he will be releasing. It will probably be better and come out quicker than the songs he wants to create
Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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We're gonna get GTA 6: Handi-Abled Edition before we get that album, aren't we
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What a terrible name for a retard giving out handjobs. Ugh.
Although, Rusty should really think about trademarking it. I can see it catching on among the disabled/retarded sex workers.
It should really be the title of Rusty's next book:
"Handi-Abled: How I Gave a Gay Man a Handjob So I Could Get a Ride To a Brothel For Whores! - A Crusty Rusty Adventure!"
We all know how Crusty Rusty loves those long titles.
Thinking about it, Crusty Rusty could be made into a game like Leisure Suit Larry instead it involves whores and in the end he never gets laid.
"Crusty Rusty: Vegas or Bust!" A Crusty Rusty "Whores & So Much More!" Adventure Game - By WhoreMaster Gaming Inc.
Man, now I really want to make this game...
Although, Rusty should really think about trademarking it. I can see it catching on among the disabled/retarded sex workers.
It should really be the title of Rusty's next book:
"Handi-Abled: How I Gave a Gay Man a Handjob So I Could Get a Ride To a Brothel For Whores! - A Crusty Rusty Adventure!"
We all know how Crusty Rusty loves those long titles.
Thinking about it, Crusty Rusty could be made into a game like Leisure Suit Larry instead it involves whores and in the end he never gets laid.
"Crusty Rusty: Vegas or Bust!" A Crusty Rusty "Whores & So Much More!" Adventure Game - By WhoreMaster Gaming Inc.
Man, now I really want to make this game...
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It's like how "handicapped" became a bit of a slur in the 90's so they changed it to "handicapable" Greee is just trying to put his own positive spin on the whole thing.
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Crusty Rusty would probably be way more fun and funny than Russ' actual, depressing life and Plights. Giving a guy a handjob in order to hitch a ride to a brothel could be fun or it could be sad. It's up to you to decide how you want to imagine it. Leisure Suit Larry would see it as a fun adventure. Why can't you, Crusty Rusty?
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If he labeled anything about himself as "HandiCapable" or in any way "Capable" it leaves him open for accusations of fraud.
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Russell, perhaps you should crowdfund your brothel empire. If it's good enough for Kiwi Orchards, it's good enough for you.
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Handi-Abled: The ability to to grope people who don't want it. Slack jaw and all.
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Looks like Russ wasn't the first to make up such a retarded term. I found it being used in 2012. Maybe it's older. I didn't really look very hard.
The disabled hate it, at least on reddit. Sounds similar to how "latinx" is hated by latinos and is only used by virtue-signaling non-Hispanics. "Handi-abled" seems to be used mainly by the non-disabled.
The disabled hate it, at least on reddit. Sounds similar to how "latinx" is hated by latinos and is only used by virtue-signaling non-Hispanics. "Handi-abled" seems to be used mainly by the non-disabled.
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It's as I've always said just because something can be used as a slur doesn't mean it's always going to be used as one. And all it does is make one more word that people can mock. "Why didn't you see that? Are you 'visually-impaired' or something?"
Funny thing is somebody who's blind tends to say, "I'm blind". Calling it blind, visually-impaired or whatever else doesn't change the fact that he can't see.
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Chalk up another entry in the 'Russ mangled phrases' lexicon.
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I heard it decades ago in a George Carlin comedy routine. He was ranting about the dishonest altering and softening of language.
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I've never thought Carlin was funny at all, but for a very long time I enjoyed him and it was largely because of this -- his passion for language and the modern tendency to bastardize and devalue it.
I bet he was a real fucking bore at parties though. The archetypal grumpy old man, shaking his fist at cloud.
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I've never heard "Handi-Abled". I've heard other euphemisms like "Handi-Capable" or "Differently-Abled", but not that. All these soft euphemisms in an effort to not offend or hurt feelings have done significant harm to language. Its absolutely ridiculous. Making up flowery terms to describe a disability won't change the fact that some part of your body or mind doesn't work properly. Getting offended over someone saying "retard" won't change the fact that you have retardation. Getting upset when someone says "crippled" won't make your legs work again. Getting offended over people using clear, proper, unambiguous language is useless and only goes to show that you're a soft, fragile, emotionally immature person. It says far more negative things about you than it does about whoever used the language that triggered you in the first place.
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Is ‘forcing women to suck me my penis’ “sex worker activism” now? Hookers hate the guy, there’s a reason he’s barred from so many brothels.
It’s even more beautiful because he’s gotten angry at prostitutes disagreeing with his “activism” before now. Russ’s entire attitude is ‘shut up, whores, I’m gonna tell you how to do your job properly’. Which goes down about as well as Crusty Rusty’s dick when he’s told no, as you can imagine.
It’s even more beautiful because he’s gotten angry at prostitutes disagreeing with his “activism” before now. Russ’s entire attitude is ‘shut up, whores, I’m gonna tell you how to do your job properly’. Which goes down about as well as Crusty Rusty’s dick when he’s told no, as you can imagine.
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Carlin, despite the shtick, was actually really pleasant and boundlessly enthusiastic in person.
No filter to speak of and overflowing with pure, raw, spergy energy on damn near any subject -- so getting cornered by him at a party was generally the highlight.
Would shake your arm off, clap you on the shoulder and then loudly announce that he hadn't washed that hand in days.
If you passed that test, you'd be in for a surprisingly philosophical discussion on, well, whatever material he was working on at the time.
(Last time, I rolled up a treatise on the boundaries of self and identity as expressed in the search for the moment when your toenail clippings cease to be, well, you... while my wife lucked into a debate over who was the biggest asshole in the animal kingdom (deer, apparently)
Might as well go home after that -- the party was always downhill from there.
He absolutely would have lurked the hell out of the farms if it were around back then -- Russ (especially with his gift for subtle malapropism) would have fit right in with his collection of personal lolcows.
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He should just name it "Songs From My Retarded, Gay, Slurping, Drooling, Rat-Faced Criminally Convicted Life."
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Russell Greer is disabled, but it doesn't hold him back! He can molest women just as well as any able-bodied man.
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Our boy has taken to Instagram stories to laud a fictional character from the Independence Day movie who happens to share his name:
It's a screenshot from another account's story; the song playing is CCR's Fortunate Son.
It's a screenshot from another account's story; the song playing is CCR's Fortunate Son.