🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[anliteralidiot]

Having fish that knew about Fishtank but were also in on the gaslight would be interesting.

That was Ted, and to an extent Binx... It didn't really work for Ted, because he fucked up, buuut Binx was quickly able to help the other contestants realize that they weren't in danger. She explained that the TTS wasn't a computer, it was just chat, and that nothing was going to happen to them. Binx was stinky, but she helped stabilize the house.

and holy shit, I just realized the Stickermule mascot being Jobe would've fulfilled the "Wild Randy is Jobe" prank from S3, when they hyped up Alex...

 

[Goonsmoker]

There's no such thing as an asexual woman (or man, for that matter) outside of a very small batch of brokebrain people. Zoomers saying they are "asexual" is just an excuse to not have to confront anything sexual because it terrifies them. It's also an easy way to be an "ally" and say youre on the LGBTBBQASS+ whatever acronym for faggot brownie points, and its a lot easier than claiming youre bi.

 

[bussy mafia]

direnc has since deleted her comment lmao.

also:

 

[R9K Insurgent]

This email has such passive tranny janny energy.
I get not refunding subs and especially tokens. Like you didn't have to buy stox it was always a meme way to waste money anyway

A bit of compensation for the people who were subbed would probably result in less retards doing chargebacks though.

Give everyone who was a season pass holder during S4 500 tokens or some shit, there, easy. I personally couldn't give a shit, I bought the $10 season pass, got more than my moneys worth over the 2 weeks.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Strange, Letty is probably my favourite fish but Binx is easily one of my most disliked

Agreed, Letty is my all time favorite fish and Binx is my all time most hated fish. People liking Binx because they also like Letty makes no sense to me, they aren't even remotely similar.

Also, how the fuck is Jon so low on the list? He's literally in the bottom 5 most unpopular fish when he should be in the top 5 most beloved fish.

 

[Blackstar]

Agreed, Letty is my all time favorite fish and Binx is my all time most hated fish. People liking Binx because they also like Letty makes no sense to me, they aren't even remotely similar.

Also, how the fuck is Jon so low on the list? He's literally in the bottom 5 most unpopular fish when he should be in the top 5 most beloved fish.

He's good for the show but also very dislikeable and annoying, not a beloved retard.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Give everyone who was a season pass holder during S4 500 tokens or some shit, there, easy. I personally couldn't give a shit, I bought the $10 season pass, got more than my moneys worth over the 2 weeks.

The wiggers should've done that instead of going the passive aggressive email route. Just give everyone a stack of tokens plus the 100 they get per month so they have a nice stack saved up for whenever the next season is.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

He's good for the show but also very dislikeable and annoying, not a beloved retard.

He also takes every single oppurtunity possible to burn any goodwill he might have accidentally garnered between crash outs. ADL for a lot of people was the final straw.

 

[NiggerLicker]

Does anyone think niggas actually funny? https://youtu.be/735ciJm_M8w?si=FCAKxg4EgCB8RYt-

 

[PotatoBrain]

Ellie is like the kid on CoD that calls you a f@ggot, then you meet up to square and it turns out it's some 12 year old with spaghetti arms. I'm impressed how she sees herself as some bad bitch, but irl she is just a blank page with good looks.

 

[BullfrogBill]

He's good for the show but also very dislikeable and annoying, not a beloved retard.

I'm just gonna come out and say it, without Jon Bloodgames probably would have sucked. Xavier was great but he couldn't hold the whole show on his back, Jon was the MVP of Bloodgames.

 

[Polyarmory]

A normal season: Pay 120$ to have a season pass for 6 weeks. ($20/week)
Season 4: Pay 10$ to have a season pass for 2 weeks. ($5/week)

Fishtank viewers will complain about anything. If they actually got their fantasy "big tiddy goth anime gf" or whatever, she'd tenderly fellate him, look into his eyes, and swallow with a smile, and then he would bitterly complain on 4chan later that her breath smells.

 

[Steinercard]

But the fans are not allowed to signal that they know what fishtank is.

The famous house gaslight was my favorite thing of all the seasons.

Great idea but look at the caliber of the average Fishtank fan and ask yourself if they could keep a secret.

The answer is no, if you're wondering. They'd be obnoxiously self referential in a way that irritates Sam causing him to sperg out and break doors again (Cole season 2 and everyone in season 4) and then become liabilities who completely fuck over the gaslighting. (season 2 and 3)

The truth is, the wiggers are shit at casting. They have no discipline or desire to do background checks until the last minute. And that's the root cause of why we always have a crash out contestant who fucks everything over. Jet and the wiggers just don't care enough to take this properly seriously. Whilst telling themselves they're getting premium lolcows who are going to be great content.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

A bit of compensation for the people who were subbed would probably result in less retards doing chargebacks though.

They are retards for paying in the first place, but they aren't retarded for doing chargebacks. They paid for something and didn't what they were promised. Why shouldn't they get at least partial refunds?

 

[Goonsmoker]

Great idea but look at the caliber of the average Fishtank fan and ask yourself if they could keep a secret.

The answer is no, if you're wondering. They'd be obnoxiously self referential in a way that irritates Sam causing him to sperg out and break doors again (Cole season 2 and everyone in season 4) and then become liabilities who completely fuck over the gaslighting. (season 2 and 3)

The truth is, the wiggers are shit at casting. They have no discipline or desire to do background checks until the last minute. And that's the root cause of why we always have a crash out contestant who fucks everything over. Jet and the wiggers just don't care enough to take this properly seriously. Whilst telling themselves they're getting premium lolcows who are going to be great content.

Another noteworthy example is: Brian was constantly snitching to the other fish about what production was asking him to do as well. Something to keep in mind.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

The truth is, the wiggers are shit at casting. They have no discipline or desire to do background checks until the last minute. And that's the root cause of why we always have a crash out contestant who fucks everything over.

It’s usually not the contestants fault for crashing out. If anything, a major crash out is a sign of a good contestant being pushed or targeted way too much by prod. You’re right that the lack of background checks is bad for the show.

Seriously, think of every contestant who has had a major crash out on the show. Jon, Alex B, Summer, Jimmy, and (arguably) Cole. All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.

 

[bookers]

brian really sucked in fishtank because he was like over the top with shit and really hamming it up
coincidentally this same thing made him pretty good in bloodgames. sheriff ben and deputy brian was pretty funny.
hes pretty decent when hes not the main character

as for jon, hes definitely entertaining. hes a fucking retarded sperg but thats why hes funny.

 

[else_letter]

It’s usually not the contestants fault for crashing out. If anything, a major crash out is a sign of a good contestant being pushed or targeted way too much by prod. You’re right that the lack of background checks is bad for the show.

Seriously, think of every contestant who has had a major crash out on the show. Jon, Alex B, Summer, Jimmy, and (arguably) Cole. All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.

I don't think Summer fits. She puked from stress looking for a lighter. She would have cracked on her own.

 

[Blackstar]

I don't think Summer fits. She puked from stress looking for a lighter. She would have cracked on her own.

Summer self-immolated but the point still stands. Jon was too much of a fragile tard and the others come down to production either targeting them until they crashed out and got eliminated/quit, or in Cole's case he got dogpiled and they did nothing to break it apart.

 

[BullfrogBill]

All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.

I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.