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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 327 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.7%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%
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Lowercase I internet said:
All of them were content machines who were pushed to the limit by prod before having a predictable meltdown a blind man could see coming. If prod understood when to take their foot off the gas then maybe we wouldn’t have a content drought halfway through every season.
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I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.
 
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else_letter said:
I don't think Summer fits. She puked from stress looking for a lighter. She would have cracked on her own.
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That's fair. She would definitely would have cracked eventually regardless of what Production did with her, but I do think they accelerated her inevitable descent into madness. She's probably the weakest example I gave imo
 
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BullfrogBill said:
I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.
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>Ben comes up and tells him to pack his shit and leave because his replacement's coming in, in an annoyed/hostile voice
>Cole was not kicked! We want him back!
 
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BullfrogBill said:
I think the wiggers crashed out over Cole more than Cole crashed out. Like you've said before, if the wiggers let Cole decompress and vent his frustrations in B2 like they always did then Cole would have been completely fine.
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by the end they were letting him sit in a room alone and play xbox and he was still being a mopey faggot
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit

also "yeah but sam was trying to hurt cole in boxing"
tj had to go to the hospital bc of boxing and he didnt complain
coles just a bitch and he bitched out
 
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bookers said:
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit
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Cole absolutely would not have lasted long even if he didn’t get told to leave. He was already started to shut down after the gator squats and some mild hassling from Trish. There’s no way that he would have been able to endure the icky puker boxing trajectory the show went on.
 
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Jobama said:
Cole absolutely would not have lasted long even if he didn’t get told to leave. He was already started to shut down after the gator squats and some mild hassling from Trish. There’s no way that he would have been able to endure the icky puker boxing trajectory the show went on.
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bookers said:
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit
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It's a gay show. The faggot played his role perfectly. People wanted to see a total faggot crash out and it was brewing for that trajectory.
 
bookers said:
by the end they were letting him sit in a room alone and play xbox and he was still being a mopey faggot
cole sucked and he was a whiney bitch idk why people like him so much
"wahh everyones being mean to me on the heck house reality show :'("
faggot shit

also "yeah but sam was trying to hurt cole in boxing"
tj had to go to the hospital bc of boxing and he didnt complain
coles just a bitch and he bitched out
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Season two revisionism, face the wall chud.

In all seriousness I think the Xbox thing is simplified far too much. You have to remember what Cole was being tasked with post JC elimination. To be a villain in a house where he had no allies. The Xbox bit wasn’t done to calm him, but to emphasize to the other fish that Cole was a special rich kid with wigger support. It was done to enhance Cole’s isolation and status as an antagonist in the Rich vs. Poors plot line.

As for the boxing, it wasn’t so much Cole being subjected to it as it was production sending him mixed signals. Cole understood what his role was, and was already embracing it. Production wanted him to be an antagonistic mastermind like Letty while also treating him like a retard/lolcow similar to Jon. As a production, you cannot give a fish your full support, emphasizing how important they are, then demean them in specifically hours later. It creates a kind of whiplash that eats away at a fish.

Cole’s major complaint during his before-elimination rant was he was being made into another Jon. He wasn’t getting the respect or support that should come with the territory of being an isolated antagonist central to the show’s narrative. A fish can only take so much before they get frustrated and shutdown.

Call it faggot behavior. Maybe it is. But that’s just the nature of being targeted. It’s once again a flaw in pacing brought about by wigger impatience and a desire to milk a popular fish for all they’re worth.
 
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Why didn’t Ellie do anything half this interesting while she was on the show?

Boring fake slut wanted to play nice with everyone in the tank, then acts tough online. If she actually showed up to Angie’s house, it would probably end the same way as their wrestling match - with her tapping out like a bitch. This cunt may actually be my most hated contestant in fishtsnk history. Binx was also just there to farm simps, but at least she provided some content and filled the villain role. Ellie did literally nothing for two whole weeks. The only role she fills is jet’s concubine. Give me my top hats, I hate this bitch.
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
Season two revisionism, face the wall chud.
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its not
Lowercase I internet said:
It was done to enhance Cole’s isolation and status as an antagonist in the Rich vs. Poors plot line.
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he could have just not played it
Lowercase I internet said:
Cole’s major complaint during his before-elimination rant was he was being made into another Jon. He wasn’t getting the respect or support that should come with the territory of being an isolated antagonist central to the show’s narrative.
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he didnt have to be an antagonist theres nothing inherently antagonistic about his "detective cole" bit
also hes dumb for thinking hes better than jon
 
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