Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Surfin Terf]

Ian and Anisa should enjoy a several-week-long holiday in India, to prove the country and its people are simply misunderstood!
Just imagine the joy of trying authentic Indian cuisine!
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"Saar, please, saar. This is not a designated shitting street, you are stinking up the place, please go back to your country. And please take your wife, she is grossing out our rapists"

 

[pippy]

Anisa brought Ian to Canada for the free mental healthcare(lethal injection)

 

[Jackpot]

I don't want to ruin anyone's dreams. However, I do have to buck against the hope of Ian killing himself because of Anus.

Anus will eternally milk that as Ian being a martyr for his brave, strong, and politically literate wife. Even if he left a note expressly blaming her, she would eat it so that it never sees the light of day. I doubt he could do an online note because he most likely needs Anisa to type in passwords to let him have internet access.

Though she would finally complete her Yoko arc, every anniversary of the event she can take a picture of his... I dunno bloody adult pampers and leave a caption like "you would still be here if it wasn't for the Ethan and the Chuds...."

 

[Epstein Did Nothing Wrong]

If Ian kills himself will Anisa become a pooner?

 

[Zilch]

It's too far, I know Ashton has said he's never been there. (I think they're somewhere in Toronto).
https://www.distancecalculator.net/from-edmonton-to-toronto

Ah, my bad
I am but a humble Amerimutt and canada is too gay for me to learn about.

 

[thefreshmaker]

Anus will eternally milk that as Ian being a martyr for his brave, strong, and politically literate wife.

No she wouldn't, that would mean he's done something on his own she can't take credit for and gives him agency outside of her control.

She would somehow spin it as her doing, and how it's a good thing actually.

As other's have theorized, she is more likely to make him agree to a suicide pact, wait for him to shotgun his brains on the ceiling, and then break the pact and just continue being a malignant tumor on the world.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

And that, kids, is how your dear old dad Ashton Joel Parks became Ashton Jomha.

PPP might be one of the only people in the world that Anisa wouldn't be able to suck the soul out of, there's too much fat in the way.

Spoiler: Transparent

 

[stupid frog]

So when is kino casino coming back? They were supposed to return on the 2nd of July.

Right now, but they aren't in the title. Not American enough.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Me on 4th of July: eating barbecue ribs, corn, beans, cake, cold beer with the wife, children and neighbors

iDubbz of 4th of July: in Canada, in his mother-in-laws basement eating Denny's out of a styrofoam container

 

[Zilch]

Like he would let her get that close!

He keeps that Holy Water on him

 

[LimeRikki]

And that, kids, is how your dear old dad Ashton Joel Parks became Ashton Jomha.

Anisa monkey branching to Ashton? ...She could do worse.

Pros:
1. Anisa's cooking will always get eaten (HE'S FAT)
2. He has more money than Ian (probably)
3. He has a strong enough personality and loud enough voice to set and enforce boundries to keep the BPDemon on a leash
4. He's already a (pardon my french) Canadian

Cons:
1. None. Divorce Ian and go be with your soulmate - A starfish* for an Anus, true love!

*PPP showed his butthole on camera a few years back. A former titty streamer and a taint streamer.

I am a bit inebriated. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!

 

[Unimaginative Username]

If Ian kills himself will Anisa become a pooner?

She'll announce that she's moving to Nevada to embrace sex-positive socialism by starting a worker-owned co-op brothel, raise money, embezzle most of it, squander the rest, and the whole thing will fizzle out. The Turkroach will still not have sex with her.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Im sorry but Mr P³, even as fat as he is, is just too good for Anus.

 

[A27 Cromwell]

Ian's redemption arc, if it's even possible at this point, starts with having an affair with Anisa's busybody mom and sister. Wreck the family, Idubbz. Take the Johma name for yourself by impregnating all the Johma women. Get a tattoo that actual hold some meaning for you; an arrow on your abdomen pointing to your cock saying "Family Jewels."

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Ian's redemption arc, if it's even possible at this point, starts with having an affair with Anisa's busybody mom and sister. Wreck the family, Idubbz. Take the Johma name for yourself by impregnating all the Johma women.

Look, I think you might have misunderstood what we mean when we say that we want to make anime real.

 

[ChipSnippington]

Jesus christ imagine paying one whole million dollars to live in a 1500 square foot house.

I know they hate landlords or whatever but they could literally buy like 5 pretty nice properties in the southeast for that kind of money and rent them out and probably never have to work again in their lives.

The sheer number of YouTubers/streamers who moved to California to have absolutely nothing happen with their careers or actively have them destroyed is insane. The fact that most of them went from living in perfectly affordable areas to million dollar shitboxes and living in poverty just to "network better" is embarrassingly stupid.

They bought it for 1.05 mil, invested 95k in "recent upgrades" and are now selling for 1.05 mil. When you do the calculation how much they would pay monthly for the upgrades, 95k divided by 39 months is 2.5k. Average rent in Seattle is 2.1k, meaning they are above but not but much. However, the amount is only for what they invested in fixing up the place. Add on to that agency fees, taxes, morgage interests...

 

[Waifu Denier]

They bought it for 1.05 mil, invested 95k in "recent upgrades" and are now selling for 1.05 mil. When you do the calculation how much they would pay monthly for the upgrades, 95k divided by 39 months is 2.5k. Average rent in Seattle is 2.1k, meaning they are above but not but much. However, the amount is only for what they invested in fixing up the place. Add on to that agency fees, taxes, morgage interests...

Anisa is a financial genius ok? She was clearly trying to avoid paying any capital gains taxes

 

[RavioliHabit]

Anisa didn’t like that people were laughing at the future NY mayor - indian ugandan muslim - eating with his hands - so she RT'd this slop from an OF girl.

I’m guessing this tweet is intended to be some sort of “gotcha” but I literally did this last night at the BBQ, kek

 

[Boss Bass]

So when is kino casino coming back? They were supposed to return on the 2nd of July.

Ethan’s suits, the Jomhas fleeing the country and Hasan going mask off didn’t even make the intro.

We feast.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Ian questions why every small town in Canada doesn't have MRI machines for animals.

Yeah guys they are going to be eaten alive, does he really think they even have those for people? LOL, Lmao. Silly guy.

They mock Canada Day.

What’s the fucking point of being here then, is it already not as hecking cool as the states?! Wow! Who saw that one coming!

they laugh at people who didn't like the female Ghostbusters.

Having to flee countries and shitting on the new place you arrived at, seems almost just as smart as praising a moving that was universally shit on.

Anus you aren’t allowed to mock Canada Day if you can’t understand why people mocked a stupid retarded movie.

I feel like this is a paradox and is showing the general IQ range of this fat fuck, if the tattoos weren’t enough.