You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Captain Syrup]

Compact SUVs designed for off-roading being used as city taxis

Every minor turn sends the whole car lurching like it's crawling over boulders. I leave with headache and mild motion sickness.

 

[Fag Albert]

This is something I mostly see in online situations/messagins. But in general any time a tense situation gets hashed out and everyone seems content then some 'well meaning' retard feels the need to open their mouth long after and make things worse.

 

[Señora Airi]

1. Since it's the 4th, it's the biannual day of liberals and leftists whining about a federal holiday, along with smartasses. Yes I know the country became a country in 1792,the day is to celebrate declaring independence. No, I dont care how we're perceived as a nation by other countries; that is some beta cuck shit.

2. The process of getting a cat. There's no reason for there to be 10 pages of paperwork plus a home visit just to pick up a cat from the shelter. And the psychos can just hide stuff for the house inspection.

3. Something I've started noticing in normienet spaces is that if you dare be monogamous and would like your husband/wife/bf/gf to not go to places where there'd be horny people, you automatically get called immature and insecure. I'd believe it to be ragebait if not for the fact there's people who genuinely believe this. Is it really that hard to not put yourself in situations that'd worry your husband/wife/bf/gf?

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Ah, yeah, nothing better than wanting to report CSAM only to have my fucking email and name posted publicly on some shitty website for "transparency reasons".



And yes, I made some throwaway email just to report that shit. Hopefully it's gone soon.

 

[Señora Airi]

Trying to find a decent budget left handed bass guitar, and theyre all either no name Chinese junk that will make your hands bleed or they cost 1k.

 

[Lovely Kin]

No, I dont care how we're perceived as a nation by other countries; that is some beta cuck shit.

I will also add this as my thread tax: Europeans who claim "it's just banter" but when you banter back they can't take it because "you're punching down."

 

[Meat Target]

The process of getting a cat. There's no reason for there to be 10 pages of paperwork plus a home visit just to pick up a cat from the shelter. And the psychos can just hide stuff for the house inspection.

It's to weed out the hoarders and neglectful riffraff (which is where the shelters usually rescue their animals).

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I genuinely hate the following.
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I hate it too. My coworkers are like that to a T. As in they consider me "rude" because I only see them as coworkers. Granted, I'm always polite, friendly, and professional, but I still maintain my boundary that they're still and always will be just my coworkers. I never want them to be anything more than that. I don't care if they think I'm a jerk or a weirdo either. They're not wrong, but it's also irrelevant to me. I go to work, do my job, then go home. Our lives will hopefully never intersect outside of that boundary.

Thread Tax:

This Wednesday my boss made an annoying short rant about how she hates 4th of July and wishes she could ban and erase it. I'm not surprised she did because she's a stereotypical middle-aged white woman who votes Democratic. All the same, her rant still pissed me off.

 

[The Foxtrot]

This Wednesday my boss made an annoying short rant about how she hates 4th of July and wishes she could ban and erase it. I'm not surprised she did because she's a stereotypical middle-aged white woman who votes Democratic. All the same, her rant still pissed me off.

I got called a "Fascist Bastard" on the drive home from work today because I had "America, Fuck Yeah!" blaring on the radio by some soyboy in a Tesla. Flipped his ass off and kept driving. I couldn't give any less of a fuck what these traitors think, and neither should you.

 

[Captain Syrup]

"it's just banter" but when you banter back they can't take it

It's a lost art. Everyone says they love banter but then they get this dead-eyed look like you just insulted their ancestors.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

I have no idea at all. I can't even come up with a reason for something so unfathomably evil.

Only demons from Hell could possibly hate redheads this much. Therefore, I assume the only motive for doing this is absolute, utter evil, motivated by Satan himself.

I do hope in 10 or so years we get interviews with industry people, explaining what went through the heads of executives shoving all these stupid race swaps in.

I got called a "Fascist Bastard" on the drive home from work today because I had "America, Fuck Yeah!" blaring on the radio by some soyboy in a Tesla. Flipped his ass off and kept driving. I couldn't give any less of a fuck what these traitors think, and neither should you.

Thought libs destroyed their (and other people's) Teslas to pwn le muskrat.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

People who dump their pets on the street. There's a big boxer or cane corso-boxer mix running around my area that I suspect someone dumped. Poor guy is running around all confused and scared. If anyone dumped that dog, fuck you. If there's a Hell, I hope animal dumpers are in it.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

The second I purchased a girly thing on Aliexpress, my "For you" page started filling with "cute" feminist shit with texts like "I make boys cry", "Make Aqua Tofana great again" and pin of trashbags with "men" written on it. And pins with "witchy", true crime and ugly popular slasher movie crossovers. Cringy.

 

[MAAAD]

"reMeMBeR tO sTAy HydRaTEd!!1"
What the fuck? Shut the fuck up you absolute insufferable nigger. Are you actually fucking braindead? What the fuck kind of phrase is this? "Yes hello fellow humans, I LOOOOOOVE drinking water like all humans do!" Are you fucking retarded? Shut the fuck up. What kind of farewell or a catch-phrase or whatever the fuck is this? Did your parents drop you on your head as a baby or something? I can understand saying something like "stay safe" (even though it's just as much of a useless fucking advice because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO YOU BRAINDEAD NIGGER??? JUMP BEFORE A CAR??? CLIMB ON A TREE AND JUMP DOWN, HEAD FIRST??? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THIS YOU ABSOLUTE UNTERMENSCH MONGREL) but THIS??? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN A REAL ADVICE. HOW THE FUCK??? ARE YOU TRYING TO LARP AS MY GRANDMOTHER "OH PLEASE REMEMBER EAT THRICE A DAY" - which is wholesome coming from my ACTUAL grandma BUT NOT. FROM. YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP, DON'T EVEN UTTER A SINGLE FUCKING WORD. ARE YOU A FUCKING ALIEN, HUH? ARE YOU AN ALIEN??? BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HUMAN ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET IS AWARE OF A BASIC BIOLOGICAL THAT HUMANS NEED TO DRINK WATER. FURTHERMORE, DID YOU FUCKING KNOW OUR BODIES TELL US WHEN TO DRINK AND NOT TO, YOU FUCKING LIZARD??? A FUCKING INNUNAKI OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED?? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT UP. I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY MORE RETARDATION COMING FROM YOU MOTHERFUCKING, SHIT-EATING PENIS-SUCKING AIDS-RIDDEN LIZARD ILLUMINATI ALIEN HOLE THAT WE REAL HUMANS CALL A MOUTH. AM I GOING INTO A FUCKING DESERT? "OH MY GOD I LIVE IN A MODERATE EUROPEAN CLIMATE WHICH IS LITERALLY ALMOST SAHARA SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO STAY HYDR-AAAACK-ACKACKAAKCKCACK-GAAAAEEEEHHH" THIS IS HAPPENING TO THE NEXT PERSON I HEAR THIS ABSOLUTE SHITPILE OF WORD GARBAGE SO SHUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUUUP. I WILL PULP YOUR FACE INTO A TENDERIZED FUCKING STEAK THE NEXT TIME I HEAR YOU SAY ANY SINGLE FUCKING WORD ABOUT MY BASIC BITCH BIOLOGICAL HUMAN NECCESSITIES. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEEDIDEIDEIDEIEDIEDEIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Not A Bunny]

1. Since it's the 4th, it's the biannual day of liberals and leftists whining about a federal holiday, along with smartasses. Yes I know the country became a country in 1792,the day is to celebrate declaring independence. No, I dont care how we're perceived as a nation by other countries; that is some beta cuck shit.

I hate everyone who complains about the 4th but then stays the fuck home.

If to you it's not a holiday, go to work.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Multiple things for yesterday's 4th of July.

People who bring their afraid pets to the parade. if your dog isn't scared of the loud noises from the parade, and the fireworks, then it's fine. But I've seen so many terrified dogs looking around and jerking back and forth from the loud noises. Let them stay at home, and don't bring them to events that may be terrifying. People who lift up their large iPads or phones above their heads to take pictures of the fireworks and parade, blocking everyone's view. Especially when they have their child, who is old enough to stand on their own, sit on their shoulders, and hold up the iPad into the air, and dad is six foot five, able to hold it up himself. A special fuck you to tourists who throw their trash on the ground, especially when next to a trash can, before walking off.

 

[McMitch]

We actually got rain this spring which is great because the last like decade has been pretty bad. Problem is: it means the mosquitos are out in force, and they’re big and brutal, getting me through my fucking t-shirt. I never thought I would miss tick season but here we are.

 

[The Last Stand]

Homeless people ruin nice places to hang out in. Nobody wants to smell BO, piss or see raggedy people out and about.

 

[Jace on ice]

I'm seeing a lot of people on my side of the political spectrum both online and irl advocating for draconian and far reaching internet censorship in order to "own the pedophiles."

I find this very concerning. Not the fighting pedophiles part but I feel like creepy globalist types and authoritarians who want to censor criticism of troons and mass immigration know that normies and conservatives go absolutely feral and start foaming at the mouth the second they hear the word pedophile so they're using emotional manipulation into getting the public to agree to censorship/ mass surveillance

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I will also add this as my thread tax: Europeans who claim "it's just banter" but when you banter back they can't take it because "you're punching down."

I've never seen any one but leftists say punching down.

What grinds my gears is Americans who try to shit talk Europeans and have nothing original to say. They can't banter because they use the same stock insults. You have no guns, you're full of muslims or you're poorer than us. They get angry and try to turn it into an argument where they TOTALLY HATE THE EUROPOORS. Then project their anger onto everyone else and say they're the angry or jealous ones.

Banter is friendly and you build off of each other's insults. You take insults and make jokes about them on both sides. If an American says "You have terrible food" the response can be "At least we don't get shot when we try to eat it at school". Banter admits your own weaknesses and laughing at them in a friendly manner. It's not repeatedly saying "We have guns. Do you have guns?" as if any one really cares about how many guns you own.