Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Burekbossman]

i cant get one

Get your GED already

 

[BinaricHate]

i cant get one

Why don't you livestream on Instagram live? MAybe like do cooking streams. I see people always get a few bucks in donos on those

 

[Rango Dango]

i dont have any income

nigga youre a woman you should see that im implying "GET A FUCKING JOB"

 

[Turkey Beef]

i have a fear of walmarts

how can you have fear of them when they're always playing adventures of sonic the hedgehog at the tv

 

[PositiveMonk]

i have a fear of walmarts

There's always target

 

[Xev]

Agreed, get a job. You're good with animals, maybe you could be a vet tech or dog groomer. Although, you can't be trusted with scissors. And of course you'd have to take your meds consistently so you don't crash out. So it's a solid

Just to add, she says she can't get a job but the truth is she doesn't want one. If she gets a job she might not get the govt handouts she's looking for. Trump ain't giving you shit so get going on another plan.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

There's always target

mine is too far
leave me alone

 

[WelperHelper99]

i have a fear of walmarts

Walmart is pure Americana and I will take no slander. Fine. Target.

 

[Skitarii]

I volunteer Toji to be her tard wrangler, they're lovers anyway

Toji is already taken by Bear Hammer tho...

Sorry zooble, but you had your chance.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

i cant get one

 

[Rango Dango]

mine is too far
leave me alone

then why are you here

 

[WelperHelper99]

mine is too far
leave me alone

Try a grocery store. A gas station even. Being a cashier isn't hard

 

[Bucephalus]

i cant get one

Literally just lie on your resume. Every employer will assume you at least have a high school education. Pick the high school nearest to you, say you graduated from it in 2024. They will never check.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

i have a fear of walmarts

You're hopeless.

 

[Turkey Beef]

mine is too far
leave me alone

you didn't mention publix
thats suspicious

 

[Schizoid Wife]

you didn't mention publix
thats suspicious

She's banned for shoplifting.

 

[Xev]

Try a grocery store. A gas station even. Being a cashier isn't hard

She would steal money if it was put in front of her.

 

[Polentic]

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[Dizzyuntildeath]

Tiffany, I know your mom doesn't work
but did your dad have jobs? or was he also a food stamper?

 

[Burekbossman]

Toji is already taken by Bear Hammer tho...

Sorry zooble, but you had your chance.

Naw, Toji is free