Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Bogliacci]

They are a bunch of retarded dickheads, they should go bankrupt, that document is pure entitlement at its peak. Its like talking to a Karen.

They're speaking the language of the eurocuck union. Online safety, censoring illegal content etc etc

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

Congrats on your 2022 join date, friend. All the rivers will run dry before you catch me begging the jannies to defend me from negative ratings.

You'll fit in here quite nicely.

 

[suckfest]

I have an incredible distaste for Maldfagtree, but he is absolutely not using a voice changer, and thinking he uses one is a stretch.

Vocal surgery and/or voice training are absolutely on the table for how his voice changed — both of which are insane levels of insecurity. But a voice changer is out of the question.

His voice sounds different—and slightly similar to his old voice—in the streamer award speech clip because there was completely different processing done. Way less bass boost, way less compression, was recorded in an auditorium, etc. all of these will drastically change the tonal characteristics of someone’s voice.

He either got vocal cord surgery OR did voice training — both of which scream insecurity. But a voice changer is just not the case, as the streamer award speech and his regular speech are too similar, and any differences can be accounted for the recording setting.

Personally, I think he had on vocal cord surgery. His current voice combined with his heavy processing gives himself a golden, commentator sounding voice. You would not get that from a “2nd puberty”, that shit is crafted by a plastic surgeon or whoever does those kind of surgeries for a living.

 

[Womb Shroom]

There needs to be a new category for Lolcow of the year for "Most Insufferable Faggot." I think Fagtree might take it this year.

 

[Aidan]

I have an incredible distaste for Maldfagtree, but he is absolutely not using a voice changer and thinking so is pretty retarded.

Vocal surgery and/or voice training are absolutely on the table for how his voice changed — both of which are insane levels of insecurity. But a voice changer is out of the question.

His voice sounds different—and slightly similar to his old voice—in the streamer award speech clip because there was completely different processing done. Way less bass boost, way less compression, was recorded in an auditorium, etc. all of these will drastically change the tonal characteristics of someone’s voice.

He either got vocal cord surgery OR did voice training — both of which scream insecurity. But a voice changer is just not the case, as the streamer award speech and his regular speech are too similar, and any differences can be accounted for the recording setting.

Personally, I think he had on vocal cord surgery. His current voice combined with his heavy processing gives himself a golden, commentator sounding voice. You would not get that from a “2nd puberty”, that shit is crafted by a plastic surgeon or whoever does those kind of surgeries for a living.

Voice training + playing with audio settings + eating the mic. I think that's all it is, nothing crazy. Surgery is crazy so I struggle to buy it but if it ended up being true, it'd be on brand.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Jason Hall is gunning for lolcow of the year, Nicky Rackets needs to keep up.

 

[suckfest]

Voice training + playing with audio settings + eating the mic. I think that's all it is, nothing crazy. Surgery is crazy so I struggle to buy it but if it ended up being true, it'd be on brand.

The only thing about voice training is that he streams for 12-15 hours. Wouldn’t it get exhausting keeping that up for so long? I know nothing about voice training so I may be wrong.

 

[Aidan]

The only thing about voice training is that he streams for 12-15 hours. Wouldn’t it get exhausting keeping that up for so long? I know nothing about voice training so I may be wrong.

I imagine it becomes second nature but I'm in the same boat and don't know how it is either.

 

[The Stranger]

There's 50 winner stickers on @LGTV's post, no one cares about you negrates, ferret fucker. Why are you rating other people in this thread dumb anyway, a gnome up your butt?

Holy shit I just went through his history, he's reacting to everyone here with TMi, dumb, late, disagree, autistic, islamic...maybe needs a time-out, mods?

You don't care about negrates so much you went crying to mods to threadban me. Lol you faggot.

 

[limbdiction]

This retard is my favorite cow of all time. Watching this faggot nearly cry on stream because multiple people called him a zoophile. What a payoff after watching this idiot over the last year.

Before the WoW drama, I wasn't sure this freak would get exposed. Now I'm confident he'll have another major incident in 4 months, and probably troon out within the next couple years.

 

[Glowie]

I don't want him to die anymore.

I want him to suffer.

Revelation 9:6 you do not want to subhumans just to suffer, but deny them sweet release of death

 

[suckfest]

The only thing about voice training is that he streams for 12-15 hours. Wouldn’t it get exhausting keeping that up for so long? I know nothing about voice training so I may be wrong.

Yes and you know the more I think about it the more I lean towards voice training. Sports commentators have a similar sounding voice and they can go on for hours and hours. Why would anyone aside from singers or sports commentators spend so much time on their voice? The insecurity is insane (behavior dude).

 

[p1138]

I actually loved this. He said on stream that having an actual charity with financial reports would create the appearance and suspicion that he's shuffling money around to steal it. So his solution is to just not have it be a charity so he doesn't have to show it at all. It was one of the funniest moments of Maldlogic.

In this case he's technically not wrong, but he's also not correct in the way he thinks he is. Yes having to be publicly financially accountable would make it look like shuffling money in and out of a 501c3 is a scam... because that would be a scam. Instead he's able to shuffle money around between his "rescue" and whatever the hell he wants without creating the appearance and suspicion of anything because there's no accountability at all.

But a voice changer is just not the case, as the streamer award speech and his regular speech are too similar, and any differences can be accounted for the recording setting.

Using something to change his voice doesn't mean that it needs to be drastic.

Way less bass boost, way less compression,

Things that would... change his voice? Huh.

 

[Aidan]

In this case he's technically not wrong, but he's also not correct in the way he thinks he is. Yes having to be publicly financially accountable would make it look like shuffling money in and out of a 501c3 is a scam... because that would be a scam. Instead he's able to shuffle money around between his "rescue" and whatever the hell he wants without creating the appearance and suspicion of anything because there's no accountability at all.

100% he wants to avoid accountability. People would see how little he pays Shaye as well because he claims to pay her for helping with Heartbound AND the "rescue" (hoard) but she doesn't receive 2 paychecks and also her money goes back to him. It's a very fucked up situation she's in. She should stop helping with Heartbound and watch him flounder.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Voice training + playing with audio settings + eating the mic. I think that's all it is, nothing crazy. Surgery is crazy so I struggle to buy it but if it ended up being true, it'd be on brand.

Wait, why are we on this again? He's just doing an elizabeth holmes. When you intentionally deepen your voice and claim it as your neutral normal, you can't go much deeper that you should have been. It's like when your normal is 0 and your max deep is 100, mald is constantly talking at 70. Mald himself admits as such on stream multiple times (that he cant go much deeper) and would demonstrate it and then pretend that that's normal.

 

[StacticShock]

This shit can be discredited by looking at Knockout City, Command and Conquer source code dump by EA and other dozen of shit out there

NOOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
IT JUST DOESN'T COUNT OK? NOW SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING FOR CONSOOMER ROIGHTS

 

[Chickin BBQ]

How fat was she and what did she smell like?

Surprisingly, very normie-looking, skinny chick. Don't really remember any awful smells either.

Do you still see her from time-to-time or have you departed permanently from her? I'm curious now.

Fuck no, that was a hit it and quit it situation nearly two decades ago. I've blissfully lost track.

E: Oh fuck, this guy used to be into EvE? Bro, when the EvE reddit is dunking on you, IDK what to say.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

I have a working theory on why he decided to put on the voice, and in general about Jason. Long sperging ahead so forgive my niggertude.

So we have lil' Maldy beginning to work for blizzard right? He's a nepohire, but he probably has some big dreams. He's an ass, but nobody can tell that to him because nepotism. He's young and has his whole life ahead of himself.

After years of just QA, the best he can advance is career is in cyber security, and not as a l337 h4xx0r but as the guy who sends you an email saying you won a new car and you're not supposed to click it. He realises this is not what he wanted, even though it was on him to improve in game development and not be a lazy nepofuck.

He does manage to make Champions of Breakfast however, proving to himself that he can actually make something. This is a big ego boost.

Ok, now what? "Should I finally start putting some effort and work towards becoming a better dev? No! I'm a programming God! One project is enough to prove to myself I can finally make Undertale 2 and live off my magnus opus just like Toby Fox!"

He begins working on Heartbound and releases it on early access on 2017 to positive reviews. But uh-oh! Turns out Toby Fox WAS working on Undertale 2 in the form of Deltarune, and releases chapter 1 later that year.

The difference between Deltarune ch1 and Heartbound is night and day. Ego down! Mald reverts to an insecure college dropout that finished highschool just 2 years ago. Except he's over 30 and that's pathetic.

Maldy feels that way because he did not, in fact, do much with his life. He's past 30 and has done fuckall, and accumulated little experience in what he wanted to do. Even after leaving Blizzard and padding the fuck out of his resume, he feels insecure and small, especially after seeing the difference between DR and HB.

He needs to prove he grew up and get back out there, so he starts working on himself and getting better at game dev and programming.

Just kidding! He starts voice training/bass boosting his mic or whatever to feel older and accomplished.
His wimpy twink voice become what it is now and he feels like a grown up. Now THIS is how it feels to be a grown up!

It's a huge ego boost. As he begins streaming, his ego grows and grows as he listens to his new voice becoming deeper and deeper, and as he talks about his past he begins rewriting it. Every little thing he did as a nepohire? Actually a huge personal achievements (social engoneering emails at Blizzard -> l337 h4xx0ring powerplants n shieet) and proof that he has come a long way since highschool. Lie lie lie, ego boost ego boost ego boost.

Then he manages to exploit the YT short system (imo with the help of a talent agency) and the rest is history.

Into this timeline (I might have jumbled up some events) you can fit anything that has happened to him: working for the government "hacking powerplants" (in reality as a contractor probably doing something completely different), his Second Life business history, his EVE "career" etc. And most follow the same pattern: Maldy begins "working" with something, his ego grows, he encounters social pushback because he's a complete asshat or something happens that blows his efforts into shit (his EVE clan getting BTFO, Deltarune's release etc), he shuts down then leaves the premises of the situation, leaving a horrible impression of his character to anyone involved in that situation.

In conclusion, Jason is immature and thinks his voice and Mr Rogers character are proof that he grew up, that he has accomplished something in life.
It's also why I doubt he will ever troon out, because it would mean to go back to his wimpy, post-highschool self. He had a privileged start in life and squandered it because he's fucking lazy and full of himself. All he had to do was to be more humble and have more drive to do things such as improving himself.

I don't remember in what general thread it was written but iirc one characteristic of lolcows is that they have something you can recognize yourself into. I won't go into details to avoid TMI but his laziness and inability to grow his skills (coding, writing, anything really) somewhat speaks to me. Maybe there's something I'm doing wrong with my life and I need to wake the fuck up.

BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY
A GAY THEORY
THANKS FOR MALDING

TLDR: Maldy 100% rapes ferrets with the bathroom gnome.

 

[Fagliacci]

Does anyone have an archive of his discord around Tuesday July 1st? Fagtree claims that's when the swatting happened while he was on stream and that it was talked about in the discord. The swatter apparently called him and screeched at him before doing the swatting.

Spoiler: Swatting Happened Tuesday 9am

Here's his stream from Tuesday, he streamed from approximately midnight until noon and I clipped out the two hours from 8am-10am fast forwarding until every point where he hid his camera. Allegedly the swatting took place somewhere in this clip.

Spoiler: Tuesday July 1st 8:00am - 10:00am PST

 

[potato sack]

Allegedly the swatting took place somewhere in this clip.

this is a boogie fakes his cancer scenario. 100%