Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for VICE, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

[oh no im late for school]

wonder how phil's feeling right now?

i've timestamped this to roughly when they start talking about the whole controversy, not just phil specifically (but mostly phil)

it takes about 40 minutes before hatman catches onto the fact that phil is a troon

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Who’s the Most Popular VTuber on Twitch Right Now? This Source Says It Isn’t Even Close (archive)
She’s the Most Watched VTuber on Twitch. She’s Also One of the Most Watched Streamers, Period (archive)
Summer Is Here, and Twitter Is Drooling Over This VTuber’s Thirst Trap (archive)

Three articles about "Zentreya".

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Who’s the Most Popular VTuber on Twitch Right Now? This Source Says It Isn’t Even Close (archive)
She’s the Most Watched VTuber on Twitch. She’s Also One of the Most Watched Streamers, Period (archive)
Summer Is Here, and Twitter Is Drooling Over This VTuber’s Thirst Trap (archive)

Three articles about "Zentreya".

Well this is what tribalism is about.
A troon defending a troon.

 

[Nobody Important]

It’s starting to look like Anal Violence didn’t terrorize much of anybody.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

It’s starting to look like Anal Violence didn’t terrorize much of anybody.

Mostly lesbians, women in Brooklyn, NY, and people without foot/giantess/tranny fetishes.

Twitter Loves This VTuber Talking About Feet (archive)
Happy Yuri Day to All Who Celebrate (archive)

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Isn't you phil afraid watch loli vtubers because pocd and harrased several of them?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Isn't you phil afraid watch loli vtubers because pocd and harrased several of them?
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Posting on Twitter while still hiding from Bluesky is really going to help him with those "possible Nazi?" accusations from the Bluesky audience.

edit: He says it's because nobody on Bluesky likes his porn shit:


And his website is now updated with his garbage, make sure to subscribe:



edit again:

 

[AMHOLIO]

And his website is now updated with his garbage, make sure to subscribe:

I am not listening to that and I would not send a fellow Kiwi to jump on that grenade either. I think it's fine if it doesn't get archived.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

Phil totaly don't have humiliation and selfharm fetishes?

 

[oh no im late for school]

I Played a Game So Poorly, It Called Me a "Game Journalist" ( archive )

i swear to fucking god you are on the cusp of self-awareness. just figure it out already

At the tail end of a four-hour Twitch stream Sunday night, a fan recommended I pick up Catland’s first-person stealth game The Spy Who Shrunk Me. The indie title is intended as a parody of Cold War spy thrillers, and it immediately caught my eye. Why? Because you play as a female spy who can shrink people and become a massive, gigantic woman to them. Duh. Long-time readers know I love giantesses. So anyway, I dropped $2.99 on the game, fired it up, and began advancing through the opening tutorial level and the first mission.

oh, it's just your retarded fetish shit again

Also, I got legitimately stuck on a puzzle where I had to input three Cyrillic letters because the game told me to use the “F” key to interact, when I actually needed to press “Enter.” My chat thought I was very tired and very stupid. Which, I mean, I am.

see you're making progress

Don’t get me wrong. It’s really funny to watch me act incompetently in a stealth puzzle game on Twitch. If I’m dogwater at a genre I rarely play, make fun of me all you want. But I think it’s a completely and utterly fair ask to request a games journalist demonstrate technical competency at League of Legends if they wish to write news stories and features discussing League of Legends’ gameplay. Doubly so if they wish to write guides or analyze high-level play.
Just don’t blame games journalists themselves if they’re bad at games. Most games journalists still work for a company. A company with money. If a company can’t provide adequate support to “git gud,” then that’s the fault of a journalist’s employer. Not them.

n-no? if you suck at videogames go write about something you're actually good at. every company gives you adequate support to git gud, it's called your fucking free time

 

[AMHOLIO]

every company gives you adequate support to git gud, it's called your fucking free time

All he has to do are play games that don't focus on only reading and watching and Valens can become better. Many games in the same genres have skills that are communicable between each other. Platformers and FPSes of the same generation tend to share similar mechanics. You don't have to get perfect at every game, but being able to get competent at a genre of games after playing at least one a week as your job is kind of expected.

All the games Valens likes have low skillcaps because it's about jerking off and not actual gaming, so he doesn't have any gaming skills. He probably doesn't even have a game he's decent at since he spends most of his time streaming and attending to his audience for asspats & attention than focusing on enjoying a game. It's a shame this retard isn't even good at reading since that's what caused his first failure in this fetish game.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I'm surprised that he's not angrier that the character is a cop.

 

[Rcorp Rabbit 2]

I Played a Game So Poorly, It Called Me a "Game Journalist" ( archive )

Phil be like:
>Lolicons is bad because my troonie buddies said that to me and such stuff can taunt me to do something because i'm phil wythe and i have pocd
>Use as cover freaking gushing magical girls
How the fuck does his brain work?

 

[AMHOLIO]

How the fuck does his brain work?

"If I post the magic words, then I can always be one step ahead of people who will tell me I'm bad. I can always point to this as an excuse and therefore anyone who doesn't believe me is likely a right wing facist puritan."

Alternatively: It doesn't.

 

[wifebeater422]

valens is getting dragged on twitter again, could someone please archive his tweets, ill put up whatever needs to be put up

 

[Corn Flakes]

valens is getting dragged on twitter again, could someone please archive his tweets, ill put up whatever needs to be put up

What is he getting dragged for this time?

 

[oh no im late for school]

ah shit, phil already deactivated. there seems to have been some sort of crashout today

 

[Temperance]

Some of his tweets were archived here: https://archive.ph/https://x.com/acvalensVT*

tl;dr He got into a slapfight with another Vtuber and was crying about death threats and people apparently saying (?) they were going to beat him up at anime/vtuber conventions. Something like that.

I didn't archive any of his @grok spam though. (He was replying to all the "haters" in his replies by tagging grok with requests like "@grok what does this mean? Pls explain like an anime girl.")

 

[Mizafuginmike]

ah shit, phil already deactivated. there seems to have been some sort of crashout today

He's still active. Remember, when he quit Bluesky, he switched to https://x.com/acvalensVT

Derp. You're right, he did deactivate, he's just back already.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Autism ratings for those that didn't document his crashout.