This whole saga is sitcom level funny.
Chantal left Kuwait to evade criminal investigation after separating a healthy kitten from its mother and illegally soliciting money from viewers.
When she popped back up in the Cornhole, she was ecstatic. She had her own place, was thrilled at the prospect of being a "fugitive" and was the master of her own destiny! There was food and weed within easy reach and she could even get a cute cat right away! She began shitting up the apartment, getting zooted and double fisting fat bombs on her bed.
This comfort would be short-lived as she challenged her alogs to do their worst. Suddenly the novelty of a new apartment was waning and her location was soon found. The landlord quickly tired of her and Smee's house is a no-vlog zone, so she would soon find herself lumbered with a cat with complex needs that she could no longer use to harvest superchats and pester for one-sided affection.
It was at this point Cutie realised she couldn't tolerate being separated from her beloved husband for much longer. She fabricated an extremely unbelievable story to some animal shelter about having found an obese cat just milling around and said she needed to re-home him urgently to leave the country in the hopes that would mean she could abstain from providing personal information or money. Unfortunately, it subsequently caused the rescue to release a PSA to find the owner where they were quickly informed of who Chantal was and why she is not to be trusted. To avoid any additional consequences of relinquishing a cat she'd owned for literal days, she dumped Smokey with a private individual and gunted off into the sunset, as is traditional.
When she eventually resurfaced online, she announced she is in Syria with her sweetest love and one of the
other cats she left in a foreign country as soon as she was due to face consequences for her aberrant behaviour. Sure people were calling it a war-torn shit hole, but talk like that is just racist and people get shot in other parts of the world, so same difference. This individual, who could only have eaten herself into a hysterectomy through being extremely coddled insisted she would "make do" in Syria where it's extremely hot and access to water and power is spotty.
She would go on to romanticise the country as a quaint fat woman's retreat like the one Glitter and Lazers recently attended. Within days, Salah is audibly exasperated with her because she's doing all the same shit she does wherever the fuck she is in the world. Eaiting, shitting the place up, consuming valuable and scarce resources, complaining and generally being a hindrance.
Never change, you dumb, fat asshole.
