Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Shine-369]

I've been sent a brand new picture of Zoey, it looks just like her to me but I'm no expert.
Can anyone confirm?

Spoiler: uwu simp eyes only

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You forgot her huge black glasses.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Haven't seen this get crossposted yet. Zoey just accused Elaine of grooming her into cutting herself back in November.

back in november i was having a mental breakdown and elaine encouraged me to cut myself in twitter dms
unfortunately i cant pull these up because both of our accounts are banned but for some reason while we were talking the topic of self harm came up and i mentioned i felt like doing it and she kept pushing me to do it until i did it
i never wanted to talk about it but after seeing some of the recent shit shes said about me i cant stay silent anymore about this
i hope she fucking kills herself

Elaine is known to solicit cutsigns from mentally ill teenagers, and has bragged about allegedly getting Kiwi Farmers to cut themselves. There's a very high likelihood that Zoey is telling the truth, as she cut herself twice (as far as we know of, anyways) in the month of November.

 

[Xev]

bUt ThEy wErE DeEpFAkes cYaT

 

[PositiveMonk]

Haven't seen this get crossposted yet. Zoey just accused Elaine of grooming her into cutting herself back in November.

Elaine is known to solicit cutsigns from mentally ill teenagers, and has bragged about allegedly getting Kiwi Farmers to cut themselves. There's a very high likelihood that Zoey is telling the truth, as she cut herself twice (as far as we know of, anyways) in the month of November.

at some point in your life you just need to go with the flow
its more fun that way

No but seriously, this should be a massive sign that @mitsuba-chan needs some real professional help. Take your meds.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

No but seriously, this should be a massive sign that @mitsuba-chan needs some real professional help. Take your meds.

She will likely be forced back into compliance before anything like that happens. Either because she is bakeracted or her mom stepping in.

Let's be honest here, it's gonna be the former. Her mom seems too checked out and busy with someone else's kid to worry about her own.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Crazy how the most effective way to keep her away from the thread/site is to insist that she's capable of getting a job.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So, admission time: I made a mistake. For the entire time I thought it was mom footing her bills and using her accident payout to keep Tiffany off the street. Since its someone else, the grandparents would be my next guess, I apologize to anyone who told me I was a dumb wrong faggot and I lol'd at them. In my boomer brain, I didn't think there would be anyone else that could unconditionally love that creature. I am dumb wrong faggot.

 

[Xev]

So, admission time: I made a mistake. For the entire time I thought it was mom footing her bills and using her accident payout to keep Tiffany off the street. Since its someone else, the grandparents would be my next guess, I apologize to anyone who told me I was a dumb wrong faggot and I lol'd at them. In my boomer brain, I didn't think there would be anyone else that could unconditionally love that creature. I am dumb wrong faggot.
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That's probably the worst scenario for her. When those grandparents kick the there will be no one willing to pay the sperg's way. We know her mother is in debt and can't even afford to pay back $5000. There will be no tardbux. She better finish pimping out her favorite shopping cart while she still can.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

That's probably the worst scenario for her. When those grandparents kick the there will be no one willing to pay the sperg's way. We know her mother is in debt and can't even afford to pay back $5000. There will be no tardbux. She better finish pimping out her favorite shopping cart while she still can.

The second the benefactor is off the table, she's gonna get real Larson, real quick.
Sad. Funny. Sad.
Sunrise, sunset.

 

[twinArmageddons]

The second the benefactor is off the table, she's gonna get real Larson, real quick.

I kinda hope she gets tardbux and sent to a group home if that happens i heard royal home is a good group home for lolcows instead of the larson treatment (prison)

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I kinda hope she gets tardbux and sent to a group home if that happens i heard royal home is a good group home for lolcows instead of the larson treatment (prison)

Who is that Washington cow that is homeless/group home/couch surf and uses his tardbux to bribe people to tolerate his presence until he's spent it all on them, then its back to bitching about how 18 year old girls are ageists and Republicans. This is also an acceptable outcome.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Who is that Washington cow that is homeless/group home/couch surf and uses his tardbux to bribe people to tolerate his presence until he's spent it all on them, then its back to bitching about how 18 year old girls are ageists and Republicans. This is also an acceptable outcome.

Lucas Werner?

 

[Turkey Beef]

 

[Miragestallio]

Zoey explaining to all of us that she totally isn't dead (RIP )

 

[Shoresy]

Haven't seen this get crossposted yet. Zoey just accused Elaine of grooming her into cutting herself back in November.

Elaine is known to solicit cutsigns from mentally ill teenagers, and has bragged about allegedly getting Kiwi Farmers to cut themselves. There's a very high likelihood that Zoey is telling the truth, as she cut herself twice (as far as we know of, anyways) in the month of November.

Remember @mitsuba-chan, sideways for attention, long ways for results.

I immediately felt bad for posting this lmfao

 

[AltisticRight]

Why do they do this. Is it just parasocial terminally online bullshit or is it malicious like the Sprate and Altistic\Right a-logs

That's just the kind of shit they do and they think it's funny apparently. Just leave them alone. Making sock accounts to do sick ERP is also one of their trademarks.

i dont have any income

i cant get one

You just don't want to get one and don't want to even try. What about Uber eats/Doordash/etc? You get to exercise and human interaction is at a bear minimum.

But of course you'll find another excuse.

 

[PositiveMonk]

You get to exercise and human interaction is at a bear minimum.

Is this a mistake, or a bear hammer joke?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

What about Uber eats/Doordash/etc?

If she had a bicycle I think we'd know about it. Maybe she could use a shopping cart instead though

 

[AltisticRight]

Is this a mistake, or a bear hammer joke?

I stay out of gay drama between users so that didn't even cross my mind.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I stay out of gay drama between users so that didn't even cross my mind.

Oh that's not true. You used your powers (which do not extend to this thread) to bribe a retard to eat a carrot with the promise a very handsome user would be thread banned if she did it.