Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Ok so uh....got a couple angles here

1. Pig Man has professional opinions on the topic of adding black children to one's menu household
2. Pig Man is insinuating the guy is a pederast because he and his wife adopted a teen boy
3. Pig Man thinks that being a pederast is textbook gay behavior
4. Pig Man is utterly unconcerned about the possibility that a teen boy being sexually groomed/abused and sees it as less interesting than someone's finances

Also despite news that his close relatives are doing well, Pig Man still roots around for excuses to seethe and whine about Republicans

 

[AnOminous]

Also despite news that his close relatives are doing well, Pig Man still roots around for excuses to seethe and whine about Republicans

Also he fucked up a basic expression. "Gay as a three dollar bill" makes no sense at all. It's "queer as a three dollar bill."

 

[FinnSven]

It's a Dune reference, not like he ever read it or watched the Lynch film. I don't know if it's in new total tranny Dune or what.

He claimed he read the book once but doesn’t need to read it again due to believing he remembers books well.

I am skeptical of these claims.

 

[Post Reply]

People who boast about how they ruin family gatherings as punishment for their political side losing are so bizarre to me. Naturally Patrick chimes in to support this one.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Fatprick being indifferent to kids dying isn't surprising.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Re-discovered this gem in my fatrick folder, please enjoy responsibly atalkers.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

People who boast about how they ruin family gatherings as punishment for their political side losing are so bizarre to me. Naturally Patrick chimes in to support this one.
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who is he saying "fuck you" to here

The latinos?

 

[Monopolywheel]

who is he saying "fuck you" to here

The latinos?

Patrick is fat and gay so he was probably trying to hook up with him

 

[Free the Pedos]

Pig Man has professional opinions on the topic of adding black children to one's menu household

It makes me MATI that Patrick and his ilk will talk about “basic decency” and “be kind” all day, but when 24 year old newlywed Mike Johnson and his wife adopt a 14 year old boy about to become homeless they find a way to shit all over that good deed.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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– What does Patrick call 20 missing children?
– A tragedy. Did you expect a joke about this, you monster?

Getting increasingly clear Rick did kill Bernell Trammell, though. Trammell wanted him to die, it was justified self-defense.

patrick is seriously demented and deteriorating. of course, he was lying again and talking mad shit.

Weather service had extra staffers​

The National Weather Service office in New Braunfels, which delivers forecasts for Austin, San Antonio and the surrounding areas, had extra staff on duty during the storms, Runyen said.

Where the office would typically have two forecasters on duty during clear weather, they had up to five on staff.


“There were extra people in here that night, and that’s typical in every weather service office — you staff up for an event and bring people in on overtime and hold people over,” Runyen said.

 

[Judge Holden]

It makes me MATI that Patrick and his ilk will talk about “basic decency” and “be kind” all day, but when 24 year old newlywed Mike Johnson and his wife adopt a 14 year old boy about to become homeless they find a way to shit all over that good deed.

Pig Man is fundamentally fat, and also fundamentally incapable of comprehending why a man would choose to step up and take a child into his home without intending on fucking and/or eating said child. I really don't wanna speculate how this pertains to his own story of abandoning his child and spinelessly seething about the man who adopted her.

Also seems that he is finding ever more random people to NOCHILD for insufficient appreciation of immigration

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Also seems that he is finding ever more random people to NOCHILD for insufficient appreciation of immigration

I bet he wouldn't be seething even half as hard (or reply at all) if that group was all men.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm sure that really gave them a lot to think about, make no mistake about it.

 

[Judge Holden]

I'm sure that really gave them a lot to think about, make no mistake about it.

His time in the company of Nikkki has left him fundamentally incapable of comprehending that a woman might not want a long line of black and brown men forcibly fucking and/or farting inside them every tuesday

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Also he fucked up a basic expression. "Gay as a three dollar bill" makes no sense at all. It's "queer as a three dollar bill."

I prefer "gay as Patrick Tomlinson and queer as the smell coming from his wife's snatch"

 

[Dean Pentel]

It's a Dune reference, not like he ever read it or watched the Lynch film. I don't know if it's in new total tranny Dune or what.

It's nearly a direct quote from the 2021 film. I don't remember if they mentioned that in the Lynch film or the 2000 miniseries.

A whole lot of very optimistic stuff

While there's a non-zero chance Rick could wake up one day and realize he's an intolerable and very fat faggot with bitch tits, solely responsible for how dogshit his life is, that probability is so close to zero it's nearly as probable as him running a full half marathon.

If ever something like this did happen, it wouldn't happen spontaneously. He'd need some sort of abruptly life-changing event to occur (and I can assure you all a night with @Judge Holden would not be the catalyst). And even then he'd probably still be the dumbest fucking faggot about everything. He does it so naturally there's no way it's not genetic.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well seems an oinkout just begun again


Pig Man's conviction he has a host of loyal readers reminds me of when classic CWC asserted he had literally billions of fans solely out of autistic solipsism


"I don't have body dystopia either, stalker" BODY DYSTOPIA?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIG MAN YOU DO THIS TO YOUR-FUCKIN-SELF


We have a new denial of his upcoming project Tiny Tim Takes Pozzloads on Pluto


"Every other author ever has oinked about how they are 100% getting royalty cheques on xitter while squealing about stalkerchild conspiracies and denying their obvious fatness and gayness child"





EDIT: "LOL PIGS DO NOT EXIST, STALKER."


DOUBLE EDIT: Well....he just plum admitted to conning a battered women's shelter to get a restraining order on a guy calling him bitchtits. Fucking astonishing.


TRIPLE EDIT: Ok I gotta wrench myself away from the keyboard and make omelettes for the next hour....this fat fucking pig man is genuinely hurting my ribs

 

[Doug S]

Also he fucked up a basic expression. "Gay as a three dollar bill" makes no sense at all. It's "queer as a three dollar bill."

Reminds me of Biff Tannen’s “make like a tree and get out of here” from Back to the Future.

 

[Meriasek]

It's nearly a direct quote from the 2021 film. I don't remember if they mentioned that in the Lynch film or the 2000 miniseries.

Pretty sure in the Lynch film at least. During the sparring fight between Paul and Gurney.

 

[Spunt]

There are few bodies more dystopian than Pat's.