Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I love you too, random citizen! 👉🏼
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I reckon the closest thing to love you've experienced is a black eye from your dad.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Yes. It is true, Kiwifarms.

Soycast has a crush on me. Otherwise he wouldn't be obsessed in my sexuality. It's too bad that I am not into cucks like him.
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Is that why you keep sending superchats to random streamers with my name and face? Most importantly my face from when I was 14.
 
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While these retards make up something in their group DM, because they have become a bit too silent out of sudden (might have ran out of banter ideas), let me do a breakdown.

They think I'm going to die because:

"Muh mexican cripple."

But, seeing how I have survived:

1. A massive CO2 poisoning from O2 overdosing (Aka the body couldn't detox the CO2 fast enough overnight) that caused the artery blood to turn chocolate color.
2. Two pneumothorax perforations on the left lung in the same month. (Negligence)
3. Two weeks of Hellish, traumatizing hallucinations because of the aforementioned CO2 overdose that was even medically compared with "similar symptoms shown intreated schizophrenia."
4. The medical crisis that existed in 2012
5. Almost being killed by a fucking retarded hag nurse.
6. Two pneumonias throughout the last 10 years.
7. Le Chinese Flu 19 dood (never contracted it. Only got 1 shot and one boost from Sputnik V—and nothing else)
8. Two infections of the flu.

I think I am not dying anytime soon! Isn't St. Archangel Raphael great?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
While these retards make up something in their group DM, because they have become a bit too silent out of sudden (might have ran out of banter ideas), let me do a breakdown.

They think I'm going to die because:

"Muh mexican cripple."

But, seeing how I have survived:

1. A massive CO2 poisoning from O2 overdosing (Aka the body couldn't detox the CO2 fast enough overnight) that caused the artery blood to turn chocolate color.
2. Two pneumothorax perforations on the left lung in the same month. (Negligence)
3. Two weeks of Hellish, traumatizing hallucinations because of the aforementioned CO2 overdose that was even medically compared with "similar symptoms shown intreated schizophrenia."
4. The medical crisis that existed in 2012
5. Almost being killed by a fucking retarded hag nurse.
6. Two pneumonias throughout the last 10 years.
7. Le Chinese Flu 19 dood (never contracted it. Only got 1 shot and one boost from Sputnik V—and nothing else)
8. Two infections of the flu.

I think I am not dying anytime soon! Isn't St. Archangel Raphael great?
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It doesn’t even take anyone saying anything to make you write an essay. :story:
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
1. A massive CO2 poisoning from O2 overdosing (Aka the body couldn't detox the CO2 fast enough overnight) that caused the artery blood to turn chocolate color.
2. Two pneumothorax perforations on the left lung in the same month. (Negligence)
3. Two weeks of Hellish, traumatizing hallucinations because of the aforementioned CO2 overdose that was even medically compared with "similar symptoms shown intreated schizophrenia."
4. The medical crisis that existed in 2012
5. Almost being killed by a fucking retarded hag nurse.
6. Two pneumonias throughout the last 10 years.
7. Le Chinese Flu 19 dood (never contracted it. Only got 1 shot and one boost from Sputnik V—and nothing else)
8. Two infections of the flu.
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Haha :lol:
 
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Seeing Claudio constantly complain about "moral flagging" is really funny considering how many times he will try to optics check us. "How will this look to NON KIWIS HUH???"

This also becomes funnier when the optics checking is coming from someone who wants to kill his own parents and has threatened to murder people here multiple times simply because they make fun of him and call him what he is: A furry faggot cat rapist.
 
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Personally, I think it's an amazingly accurate guess. I bet @Goycast Guy feels betrayed by God Himself.

"WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THIS FAGGOT NIGGER ALIVE?!"

It's almost like those Leviticus verses were taken out of context, silly. You Gringos always do that.

Remember, Jewish culture back then had this line of thinking:

— A girl started bleeding from the vagina, and does it again every 28 days?! She's a woman now!

— A 9 year old boy started looking over the jewish girls? He's becoming a man now!

Teenage as a term wasn't a thing until after the first world war, my friends.

Before that it was like this:

Kid > Adult

Now it's

Kid > Teen > Adult.

Oh. I think this explains your pedophilic culture, @Goycast Guy!
 
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