Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Just say “subscribe,” Jake. He really does think everyone else is a barely-functioning retard, doesn’t he? “Duuuuh, but Violet, dey call it YouTube, but it are not a tube at all?!?! How are I find link? In plumbing store?”
Link? Do you mean a fusible link?

I have trouble with this newfangled website jargon the kids use.

Subscribe? Woah, I am super confused since this is my first day using YouTube. If only there was a deranged gnome who could guide me through this complicated world!
 
Just say “subscribe,” Jake. He really does think everyone else is a barely-functioning retard, doesn’t he? “Duuuuh, but Violet, dey call it YouTube, but it are not a tube at all?!?! How are I find link? In plumbing store?”
Jake can never come out and plainly ask for what he wants. He can only insinuate that he needs something, and that you not giving it to him means that you don't care about him. It's a very passive-aggressive form of emotional manipulation.
 
That or obesity.
He's only fat because he's eating his loneliness. If he was blowing Chelsea's back out every night he'd be lean and mean.

Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 6/30/2025 meanwhile.
As usual, nothing of interest, other than he hates Persona games for being "too talky", which he says without the slightest flicker of irony.
He was recently gifted a "special surprise" that he wants to dedicate a night or two of streaming to, I'm assuming that's a Switch 2 since that's what all the starving waifs are playing.

Also, Jake drew Sonic in an art game.

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He's only fat because he's eating his loneliness. If he was blowing Chelsea's back out every night he'd be lean and mean.

Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 6/30/2025 meanwhile.
As usual, nothing of interest, other than he hates Persona games for being "too talky", which he says without the slightest flicker of irony.
He was recently gifted a "special surprise" that he wants to dedicate a night or two of streaming to, I'm assuming that's a Switch 2 since that's what all the starving waifs are playing.

Also, Jake drew Sonic in an art game.

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I never thought I'd say this, but CWC draws a better Sonic.
 
Hey, anyone remember Jake's wish list? He wrote it like 5 years ago, let's see how he's doing! He has 22 wishes. 5 years should be enough time to take a good bite out of that list, right?

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I count about 3 and change, mostly from having a car now.
Successful Gnomeage:
I'd like a convenient way to watch movies without having it be a whole thing.
I guess I'd like a car? Or for really local foot access to everything I'd want to travel to.
I'd like access to a good grocery store, where prices are reasonable and I can find everything.
Partial Credit:
I'd like a place I could go for karaoke, and friends to go with. (half credit since he has no friends)
I'd like a nice little library of physical media. DVD collections of the better Simpsons seasons. My favorite movies. Every book from a favored author. (He has a big library of physical media, just not the ones he's whining about)
I'd like a nice desk to work at, with a 2 monitor setup, and proper leg room. (He has the monitors)
I would like to live in a country where I don't have to worry about being killed by fascists or a horrible disease. (The fascists won't kill him at least)
Failure:
Everything else, especially "a bathtub I fit in".
 
I'd like a convenient way to watch movies without having it be a whole thing.
Has this fat retard ever heard of torrents?
I'd like a nice desk to work at, with a 2 monitor setup, and proper leg room. (He has the monitors)
This retard literally does nothing every waking moment other than sit at a desk and he doesn't even have the sense to get one he likes? I'm a cheap bastard and I still managed to get a chair I like (even after two in a row that were such shit I swore off ever buying a cheap chair again).
I would like to live in a country where I don't have to worry about being killed by fascists or a horrible disease.
No matter where Jake went, he would have the horrible diseases of troonery and morbid obesity.
 
Hey, anyone remember Jake's wish list? He wrote it like 5 years ago, let's see how he's doing! He has 22 wishes. 5 years should be enough time to take a good bite out of that list, right?

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I count about 3 and change, mostly from having a car now.
Successful Gnomeage:
I'd like a convenient way to watch movies without having it be a whole thing.
I guess I'd like a car? Or for really local foot access to everything I'd want to travel to.
I'd like access to a good grocery store, where prices are reasonable and I can find everything.
Partial Credit:
I'd like a place I could go for karaoke, and friends to go with. (half credit since he has no friends)
I'd like a nice little library of physical media. DVD collections of the better Simpsons seasons. My favorite movies. Every book from a favored author. (He has a big library of physical media, just not the ones he's whining about)
I'd like a nice desk to work at, with a 2 monitor setup, and proper leg room. (He has the monitors)
I would like to live in a country where I don't have to worry about being killed by fascists or a horrible disease. (The fascists won't kill him at least)
Failure:
Everything else, especially "a bathtub I fit in".
The original post hints at Jake being suicidal. I just think it’s hilarious that he’s been trying to convince people that he’s about to die any time now for that long.
 
A boring Bluesky update.
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That isn't what happened. He was overthrown and drugged into submission, they weren't his appointees, when Kirk rescues him he declares the other guy a traitor and orders the genocide stopped and the dude kills him for it. Sure, we can take issue with his whole "fascism is efficient" claim but the other shit wasn't his fault, the episode explicitly says it worked until he was overthrown by the bad local dude who wanted to just do a genocide. The point was that he couldn't control it and people who wanted to do bad things could exploit the system, as they did by taking real control and acting like the drugged guy was in charge. Jake wants to dumb it down into purely a "don't do fascism" message rather than the dude not thinking about what might go wrong with his idea of a "perfect system" which is only every other TOS episode.

Also, there was no cult. I think Jake is confusing it with one of the many TOS episodes where there was one.

There's something very poetic about Jake trying to bring this up as a dig at Trump, somebody mentions comments saying it sounds like Biden and Jake immediately declaring it causing him to lose hope for humanity when he's bringing it up for the same exact reason.

This describes how Jake has posted for a decade.
 
Violet 'stop acting as a megaphone for hate' Hargrave said:
I know this is a point I hit a lot, but could everyone who reads this PLEASE pass this along, and stop acting as a megaphone for hate?

There is no upside to constantly sharing examples of the absolute worst humanity has to offer with everyone who follows you on social media, and you are in fact...

doing harm, both in amplifying hate speech, and just randomly traumatizing and demoralizing people with some of this stuff.

I understand where the urge to do this comes from. You see something bad, you can't think of a way to personally help, so you just shout about it hoping someone else can, but

you are fundamentally doing so in the wrong places. Generally speaking people who are networked together on sites like this having similar politics and news feeds. So you're "raising awareness" exclusively with people who are already very much aware.

If you need to tell someone about this sort of

thing, the most productive version of that is to take all these examples of nazis gleefully talking about murdering people and absolute monsters celebrating deaths of children and so on, copy down the links and also take decently compressed screenshots, write up a little context, and start feeding

a regular digest of them to your government representatives and clueless relatives who certainly don't act like they're aware of this stuff, and explain how you want them to change their behavior in accordance with this being reality.

If that's not enough to get it out of your head, there's therapy

And if that's not an option for whatever reason and you still need to vent, OK sure, go for it, but leave out the direct quotes. Saying like, "someone showed me this post from a nazi today that was so nakedly evil I'm shaking" is going to help getting it out of your head about as well as forwarding

it, but you aren't going to inflict it on anyone else, and you're more likely to get sympathetic responses or gifs of kittens or whatever, which will make you feel a bit better and restore some faith in humanity maybe. Speaking of!

And of course if you're seeing the horrible stuff directly, rather

than look for someone to shout "can you believe this!?" at, consider blocking the horrible person, or actively confronting them if that's a safe enough option.

Recruiting people to make it a safer option may also be on the table, but like, withhold the horrific examples unless/until they ask for'em
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Cursed items.
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Gail Simone.
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A game recommendation.
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A promise of more, one of these days.
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Nerd fight.
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But how is this Messy Pringle's fault? That's what I want to know, last I heard he was helping nazis build fortified towers of hate. How are you going to recruit anyone, Jake? You rarely leave your apartment and have no ability to even make friends, let alone recruit allies. Another coded plea for Zoe to come back to him so he's not standing alone against the nazi menace, is my guess. Also, he would be so much happier if everyone could run everything they post by him first. If everything on the internet was run through an ultra-leftist sensitivity reader before it could be read by others, that would be great, too.

It seems like a Very Jake idea to send unsolicited screenshots of tweets to relatives.

100%, they need to know about the nazi threat.
 
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Generally speaking people who are networked together on sites like this having similar politics and news feeds. So you're "raising awareness" exclusively with people who are already very much aware.
This is bizarre to hear from the authoress of "Just The Facts".

and start feeding a regular digest of them to your government representatives
I really hope Jake is doing this. I wish we'd gotten more details about the spicy letter he sent to his senator.
 
But how is this Messy Pringle's fault? That's what I want to know, last I heard he was helping nazis build fortified towers of hate. How are you going to recruit anyone, Jake? You rarely leave your apartment and have no ability to even make friends, let alone recruit allies. Another coded plea for Zoe to come back to him so he's not standing alone against the nazi menace, is my guess. Also, he would be so much happier if everyone could run everything they post by him first. If everything on the internet was run through an ultra-leftist sensitivity reader before it could be read by others, that would be great, too.
I think the best part of BlueSky is that many of the SJWs that shut down their Twitter accounts to cross over to BS got such a rude awakening when the majority of their following didn't make the leap and they went from having thousands or even millions of asspatters to just a few dozen or hundred of them.

It already happened to Becky "Yonah" Gerber, one of the people that Jake has been orbiting since the peak Gamergate era. She used to demand free food and gibs from her followers on Twitter with some acquiescing to her, but now she got ZERO LIKES AND RESPONSES when she did it on BS, prompting her to nuke it in embarrassment.

Jake used to at least get some likes or replies, but now it's a rarity to see either on his posts. I guess even the most diehard rainbowhair can only take so much Googlshngs about Jake needing to have his hand held just to read his own social media before leaving him to sit in his hovel as his feet slowly rot away.
 
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