Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Detective Carey]

I like your striped polo, it's very CWCesque.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Don't worry, @Goycast Guy. Your suffering won't last forever. I'll give you max 10 years before you kill yourself.

...Or someone kills you, one of the two!

Anyways.

Spoiler: Since you are hungry for more, have a teaser of things to come!

That rhymed.

 

[Detective Carey]

Bro why are you always so violent and negative in your communications?

I'll put out the olive branch. Wanna talk about something else for once?

Tell us about your favorite film, or music, or food. Or like your favorite memory. Or your hopes and dreams.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You do realize that zoomers were the first generation that had constant internet access from a very young age, right?

Womp womp. Look at them now!

Porn addicted
Think they are sex ready and fertile─while being fucking 13-15! Oh, and trust me, I didn't say this quote myself! And it's not even meant to promote! It's disgusting how your own world destroyed these children!
Enraged at the wrong people.
Drug addicted
Believing they can change genders
Destroyed any prospect of a blissful future without economic problems!
Will die for your bestest ally ever soon! @Goycast Guy

All because a certain United States of America allowed the kickstart of maaaaaaaany things!

How does it feel being culprit of your own suffering, sweety? @Goycast Guy

 

[Man In A Dress]

It speaks of confidence. So of course it is!

Reeks of desperation more like.

Wanna know the best part about doing these "HAHAHAAH I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!" stunts?

That everyone else knows the difference between the trachea and the throat. (Wink wink @Goycast Guy)

The moment they see this, they'll be confused as to what you mean. Wanna know why?

Trachea =/= Throat.

A sign of autism is a consistent failure to identify humor and focus on the most literal interpretation.




Ay yi yi somebody get Pablo some Canadian healthcare. It's the only solution for him at this rate.

 

[Goycast Guy]

lol did the thread get the zoosadist tag just now?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Bro why are you always so violent and negative in your communications? I'll put out the olive branch. Wanna talk about something else for once?

Get away from me, Satan. You are a dangerous trap to me.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I can't believe Claudio is a zoosadist

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

A sign of autism is a consistent failure to identify humor and focus on the most literal interpretation.

Here's the thing.

They aren't Kiwiretards. You are.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Somehow it just keeps getting for worse for him.

Here's the thing.

They aren't Kiwiretards. You are.

Whatever you're trying to say, I don't care.

 

[Detective Carey]

I'm like the most milquetoast bantz poster in this thread, how the fuck am I Satan? Come on man, be real.

You can't just throw wild accusations around like that, this is the internet!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm like the most milquetoast bantz poster in this thread, how the fuck am I Satan? Come on man, be real.

By being a liar.

Spoiler

 

[Goycast Guy]

By being a liar.

Spoiler

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What in the autism are you even posting?

How does it feel being culprit of your own suffering, sweety? @Goycast Guy

How in the fuck am I the culprit lol? I didn’t even vote for any of this shit.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I would recommend to start deleting your original OP if you don't want me to do what I'm doing! @Sperg Spectating.

I mean, YOU ARE going to make an updated one, so...

Oops, too late!

 

[Goycast Guy]

I would recommend to start deleting your original OP if you don't want me to do what I'm doing! @Sperg Spectating.

I mean, YOU ARE going to make an updated one, so...

Oops, too late!

The Claudio manifesto!

 

[Detective Carey]

Can you jog my memory? Where did I lie?

From what I recall, my posts here were usually me asking you questions, sure sometimes I got it wrong like thinking you were African at first, but I corrected as I learned the nuance of your culture.

If you can find an instance of me lying and prove it, I'll change my custom title to LIAR. Deal?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Then again, I DID archive the OG post.

How in the fuck am I the culprit lol? I didn’t even vote for any of this shit.

Your parents, your grandparents, your great grandparents.

They did.

And you? You spent money to watch "furry" shit in the form of movies for children! Don't lie to me! I know you can't! Good luck getting rid of a century of entertainment media culture!

 

[Goycast Guy]

Then again, I DID archive the OG post.

Screenshotting isn’t archiving, retard. And why would Sperg Spectating even care?

And you? You spent money to watch "furry" shit in the form of movies for children!

Uh, like what?

 

[Detective Carey]

Didn't you watch furry stuff, before you cast it aside? Why so judgmental? Also where did I lie? Come on man I'm totally game, I'll change my title if you can prove it.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Screenshotting isn’t archiving, retard

Hey, twink imbecile. I meant actual archiving. This is for something else.

Dumbfuck

And why would Sperg Spectating even care?

Becasue he has no win scenario for himself. And I have every scenario being a win for me.

Uh, like what?

Are you trying to imply you never watched any Disney, Warner Bros or others? Both in cinema or TV? You are such a bad fucking lying.

Didn't you watch furry stuff, before you cast it aside?

I'm

Why so judgmental?

Not American

Also where did I lie?

All of you lie everytime you imply you care about my well being. Don't make me fucking laugh!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA