Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
If Colton wasn't born a man, why was he a man in his school photos and his mugshot? Why did his mom's old Facebook posts refer to him as her son?

Something doesn't add up. Almost like Colton's actual life is proof that he is a man and a piece of paper that says he is a woman is just a piece of paper.

Really something to think about.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
Reactions: Toji Suzuhara, Bill Evans 45, Sealed the Deal and 6 others
I almost want to bust out the 'you will never be a woman' copypasta about how the archaeology of 1000 years in the future will find Colton's grave after he necks himself and determine by the bones and possibly trace DNA that this is the grave of a man, but you've all seen it and so has Colton.

He can huff copium all he likes during the day, but when he lays down in bed at night, all alone in the dark and his thoughts turn dark too, he knows perfectly well he's a man who mutilated himself in the fruitless quest to find a less picky 'lesbian' girlfriend since the hetero ones wanted nothing to do with his creepy ass and he still can't find one and never will, and that he's betrayed every hope of friendship he ever had and when he does plunge into the cold abyss at the end, only his mother will mourn his passing.

Maybe or maybe it will be relief that the shame is gone.

Sleep well, Colton.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Bill Evans 45, Coral Apples, Admiral Throbnelius and 2 others
1751506768934.webp
Link (A)
I honestly wish Kiwifarms would quit calling me and every other trans women by our deadnames. We are not men and never will be. I'm not born a man. I have a female birth certificate. Call me what you want but it's gonna be a lie cuz I'm still going to be a woman at the end.

Trans women do not "mutilate" themselves. We simply seek out healthcare to be ourselves.I do not huff any sort of copium. Kiwifarms and the far right just love to spew baseless blind hatred for people they do not want to undersrand. There are plenty of good trans people like me
>I honestly wish Kiwifarms would quit calling me and every other trans women by our deadnames.
Bro I offered to stop calling you Colton, you weren't interested. You could have your wish. Just need to admit the truth and apologize.
>Trans women do not "mutilate" themselves.
I think the users who have seen your lack of genitals would disagree.
>There are plenty of good trans people like me
I'm willing to accept that there might be some not evil troons out there, but Colton, you've made it abundantly clear you're not one of them.

1751506809968.webp1751506822019.webp
1751506832986.webp
Link (A) Link2 (A2) Link3 (A3)
Trans women are not ruined 🚹. Trans women are real women :)
Lol I am not "male brained", I am simply just a lesbian woman who has gone without pussy or a gf for faaaaar too long
I find it hilarious that Kiwifarms thinks my favorite band is @thebandGHOST when actually it's always been @OzzyOsbourne
>Lol I am not "male brained", I am simply just a lesbian woman who has gone without pussy or a gf for faaaaar too long
Incredibly fat, balding, and Mexican, male brained tweet. Something only a ruined 🚹 would say.
>I find it hilarious that Kiwifarms thinks my favorite band is
I find it hilarious that you think anyone actually cares about that. :stress: Wait I just saved that tweet, maybe I do I care?
 
  • DRINK!
  • Lunacy
Reactions: The Un-Clit and Admiral Throbnelius
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Ozzy Osbourne is not a band.
Click to expand...
Man rage incoming
1751520778431.webp
Link (A)
@OzzyOsbourne is indeed a band yoy fuckin liar. Songs are played and written and performed. Even Weird Al has his own band
1751520849883.webp1751520862366.webp1751520897800.webp
Colton asks Grok if Ozzy Osbourne is a band, Grok says no, Colton argues with the AI :story: DA BAT IS NEVER RIGHT

So Colton is claiming this twitter account is Zoey. I'm not seeing them interact anywhere, though I suck at twitter, and I'm not sure why he thinks this is Zoey and not just some random mentally ill woman?
1751520948551.webp
Link (A)
@mizukisfinger nice twitter sock Zoey, lets see how long this one will last

For some reason Colton really wants to cross over with Talbott.
1751521289758.webp
Link (A)
@Aquinassa you are that nik talbott guy arn't you?

I'm waiting for the day that one of these pooners that he harasses starts digging into his history.
1751521625848.webp
Link (A)
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Toji Suzuhara, Admiral Throbnelius, Sparkletor 2.0 and 1 other person
vomitusdeux said:
He could have even said black sabbath and he would have been right. how does he miss the mark literally every time? hes literally a sentient living breathing looney tunes character.
Click to expand...
He rode the short bus, he's a literal retard, and a man, and fat, and balding and most importantly mexican.

It's also absurd how he thinks kf is some monolith of 100% right wingers. No retard, everyone hates you. The shared hate for you will one day unite the American people of all political parties and then Jesus (not your cousin named Jesus in Puerto La Retard, the real one) will return and bestow the human race with 1000 years of peace and prosperity. You won't live to see it though since you'll be long dead from destroying your male body with estrogen.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Toji Suzuhara, vomitusdeux, Sparkletor 2.0 and 3 others
Bro's I'm gonna be real with you. Wife wanted Olive Garden a couple months ago. Got an appetizer, 2 entrees and a dessert. No alcohol or extras. Shit was $100 with tip. Recently went to seafood boil place. Ayce crab, mussels, clams, shrimp, lobster etc was also $100 with a tip. Not claiming either as "fine dining" but one meal is clearly superior to the other but they're the same price.

Point is, you can do much better for the same price as Olive Garden and not have anything be microwaved. But you can also overpay for shit food and claim it's quality because of the total on the receipt. Also, Colton is fat and uses leftover pesto as lube for his horse soap.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: apex_redditor, vomitusdeux, Pepe Cortisona and 3 others
Colton changed his name on twitter, it's no longer Amanda Lochmann. I wonder why?
1751859318068.webp
Maybe because people are starting to recognize him.
1751859424271.webp1751859479755.webp
Link1 Link2
:story: It would be funny if this happened because he was tagging people named Null.
Assistant Manajerk said:
Wait a minute...
Click to expand...
For some reason he decided to just screenshot this and add no seethe to it.
1751859586157.webp
Colton tried desperately to interact with CWC for some reason.
1751859880263.webp
Link (A)
These don't exist. You ruined these toys and are playin pretend that they actually exist and you went to put them on the shelves to record or snap photos n be like "oh hey look! My delusions are real see?!"
>to record or snap photos n be like "oh hey look! My delusions are real see?!"
Sounds like your birth certificate Colton.

Bonus: Cooking with Colton!​

1751860444391.webp
Link (A)
Chicken cooked with whiskey and fried homestyle country taters cuz murica. Oh and lima beans n Chick Fil A Sauce cuz it pairs well with da chicken u knows :3
Smol meal sadly cuz we poor n gotta share between parents but at least not goin hungry which is nice. 🤷🏼‍♀️
1751860592511.webp1751860609144.webp1751860649228.webp1751860668195.webp1751860698313.webp
Looks edible to me, good job Colton. Colton seems to be a better cook than Zoey, considering the lack of insecticide in his food.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Admiral Throbnelius and The Un-Clit
How on earth did colton cook a bland, but decent looking meal? Like for real, that chicken is actually fully cooked. Did his mom help him? because I refuse to believe colton can cook a chicken without giving himself and his family salmonella.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: PositiveMonk and Xev
vomitusdeux said:
How on earth did colton cook a bland, but decent looking meal? Like for real, that chicken is actually fully cooked. Did his mom help him? because I refuse to believe colton can cook a chicken without giving himself and his family salmonella.
Click to expand...
I'll let you decide if the man who can't be bothered to put Legos together because it's too hard and refuses to get a job because he's too good to work did it all on his own. His mom probably cooked it all and Colton just took the pictures. If he has food and can cook himself, why would he be going to the church for free dinner every Wednesday?
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: veritatem, Toji Suzuhara, Bill Evans 45 and 5 others
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
His mom probably cooked it all and Colton just took the pictures.
Click to expand...
He's mommy's little helper, he gets to put the potatoes into the pan. She stands at the stove while this 5'11 ogre hovers behind her excitedly asking if he can help.

1751921262091.webp1751921275358.webp
Link (A) Link2 (A2)
Idgaf if people get pissy I'm a racistm as a "true and honest" American, it is in my duty to be a proud racist :3
I don't give a fuck if I'm racist. It's perfectly natural to hate 💦backs🇲🇽 and 💩skins.
Colton 'I-don't-get-why-everyone-hates-me' Lochmann. Too much of an unhinged tranny to fit in with the right, too much of a racist to fit in with the left, and too much of a spiteful dickhead to make friends in general.

1751921997205.webp
Link (A)
I don't get whats Kiwifarms twisted obsession with hatin on trans people for when they just wanna be happy to be themselves and want to be left alone. Sadly not all us have the choice or option in being left alone.
>I don't get whats Kiwifarms twisted obsession with hatin on trans people
It's probably the same twisted obsession that causes you to go through years of FtM's tweets just to tell them they're a "ruined 🚺"

1751922887156.webp
Link (A)
I dunno why kiwifarms cares so much bout what I eat
Why are you posting it if you don't want people to comment on what you eat? I like when lolcows cook, if you post cooking and there's other stuff to talk about, I'm going to include it.

Bonus caring about what Colton eats:
1751923165879.webp
Link
Had a nice mini brunch
"mini" brunch. lolfat.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: The Un-Clit, Admiral Throbnelius and Sparkletor 2.0
Admiral Throbnelius said:
Of all the things a guy who chopped his dick off could pick to eat. :story:
Click to expand...

Did you ever hear about that crazy Japanese guy that not only cut his own cock off, he sliced it up and publicly cooked and ate it? Colton's nasty bloody looking ketchuped weiner made me remember.

(Apparently it was chewy to the point of inedible and didn't taste very good.)
 
  • Horrifying
  • Like
Reactions: Sparkletor 2.0, PositiveMonk and Admiral Throbnelius
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back