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[Evil Peter Griffin]

They're implying that Cubans are exclusively either Whites, blacks, or a mix of the two.

They aren't wrong.

 

[ita]

They aren't wrong.

I always thought of them as Cigar Mexicans.

 

[Radola Gajda]

https://www.reddit.com/r/czech/comments/1lt0kia/erekce_v_aut%C4%9B/

Translation:

Whenever I'm driving a long distance in a car as a passenger, I get an erection. I can drive for hours and nothing, but when I'm not driving... Half an hour and boom, I get an erection, out of nowhere, no arousal, I just get hard. It's quite uncomfortable, but it doesn't happen to me during other activities. Has anyone had a similar experience?

Redditors...

 

[Gondolindrim]

Everytime some kind of calamity happens in Texas, redditors start getting all smug and mocking the victims.

That bit about conservatives is pure projection by the way. Reddit libs are the only group of people who do this.

 

[Tingle]

Had to take a shit once I got into work and it's been a while so figured I'd check out reddit. Who knows, sometimes there is something neat or interesting on the front page. Maybe today there's going to be-

Spoiler: Reddit cancer

Haha, hello fellow teens! Don't you wish you were a tranny haha :^) / Archive


Fat nigger has the Pope sign a fucking Pokemon card / Archive


Just got a woman old enough to be my mother pregnant, better go to reddit for advice on the matter! / Archive

...I should have stuck to the funny papers.

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

>Several cases in Australia where men working with infants were caught abusing them. They make up less than 3% of the workforce for this type of childcare in Australia

>reddit comments:
>bring up how the government should go after the catholic church and priests. These centers were not connected to de church btw and most pedo priest were prosecuted in Australia in the 90s so 30 years ago, or are dead. This is one of the top comments even though it has nothing to do with the case.

> it's because of privatization and the government should make child care public as if there wasn't abuse in public institutions in the past.

>no comment saying that the easiest way to avoid this is not to have men around non verbal children in the threads I saw.

This was so predictable.

 

[Officer Balls]

Everytime some kind of calamity happens in Texas, redditors start getting all smug and mocking the victims.
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That bit about conservatives is pure projection by the way. Reddit libs are the only group of people who do this.

Nah, gotta agree with the ledditors on this one. I remember Thunderdome incels blaming the California governor and DEI for the Los Angeles wildfire(s).

In any case, Total Amerimutt Death

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Nah, gotta agree with the ledditors on this one. I remember Thunderdome incels blaming the California governor and DEI for the Los Angeles wildfire(s).

The ultility companies weren't allowed to cut down dead trees and remove the sort of dead brush that goes up like tinder. How much that did or did not contribute to wild fires I guess we could argue, but it sure doesn't look good. Also, literally forbidding fire trucks from other states to come offer assistance once the fires started because of Calif emission standards is, well, borderline insane. Which they did do.

OTOH, blaming the CA gov for stuff like the flash floods is probably a bit too far. That could likely happen anywhere. But people on the wrong end of hurricanes or tornadoes were not remotely put there due to government malfeasance.

 

[Drama Fan]

https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ls19y3/my_first_real_act_of_rebellion_sorry_dad_but_the/

redditor is a bit of a badass rebel (fuck you dad this is going on /r/pics)

 

[Ed Special]

>no comment saying that the easiest way to avoid this is not to have men around non verbal children in the threads I saw.

Women abuse children at similar rates to men. The actual solution is to stay home and take care of your tardbabies yourselves instead of leaving them in the hands of strangers and just hoping those strangers don't have evil intentions.

Also, literally forbidding fire trucks from other states to come offer assistance once the fires started because of Calif emission standards is, well, borderline insane. Which they did do.

Wouldn't have done any good, they didn't have enough water to feed the trucks they DID have thanks to a pair of billionaire kikes who own and illegally speculate on all the water rights.

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

Women abuse children at similar rates to me

sexually? no they don't

 

[Statix_Shark]

sexually? no they don't

Keep being naive, it suits you.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Everytime some kind of calamity happens in Texas, redditors start getting all smug and mocking the victims.
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That bit about conservatives is pure projection by the way. Reddit libs are the only group of people who do this.

some negress that is a part of the "food insecurity board" in Houston, whatever the fuck that means. Got removed for calling these little girls at summer camp cunts. So there's also that. "If you ain't white you ain't right.." based

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/whitmire-sade-perkins-camp-mystic-20628967.php

 

[Gondolindrim]

some negress that is a part of the "food insecurity board" in Houston, whatever the fuck that means. Got removed for calling these little girls at summer camp cunts. So there's also that. "If you ain't white you ain't right.." based

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/houston/article/whitmire-sade-perkins-camp-mystic-20628967.php

Now this is Trump derangement for real. A bunch of little kids go missing during a flood and all they can talk about is how the parents deserve it for how they voited.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Now this is Trump derangement for real. A bunch of little kids go missing during a flood and all they can talk about is how the parents deserve it for how they voited.

You say that as if using child corpses as meatpuppets for political points isn't the moral highground.

Found the MAGA chud, folx!

Pretending to redditpost makes me feel dirty. Silkwood shower dirty.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

You say that as if using child corpses as meatpuppets for political points isn't the moral highground.

Found the MAGA chud, folx!

Pretending to redditpost makes me feel dirty. Silkwood shower dirty.

I'd kill a million children if it makes christofascist Texan CHUDS look bad ok?

Edit: Neighbors wailing and crying because BBB passed
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Fag troon gets banned from crochet sub because he is blatantly self promoting blames it on bigotry
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r/teachers having a normal one after the supreme court ruling in favor of religious freedom
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My gardener got deported and it's unfair
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[JustSomeDong]

I'd kill a million children if it makes christofascist Texan CHUDS look bad ok?

No bad tactics, only bad targets!

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Everytime some kind of calamity happens in Texas, redditors start getting all smug and mocking the victims.
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That bit about conservatives is pure projection by the way. Reddit libs are the only group of people who do this.

"They voted for this"

Wow I didn't know Kamala Harris could magically stop flash floods from happening. Heard it here first folks, Democrats can stop natural disasters, now excuse me as I admire half of California being on fire.

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

The ultility companies weren't allowed to cut down dead trees and remove the sort of dead brush that goes up like tinder. How much that did or did not contribute to wild fires I guess we could argue, but it sure doesn't look good. Also, literally forbidding fire trucks from other states to come offer assistance once the fires started because of Calif emission standards is, well, borderline insane. Which they did do.

OTOH, blaming the CA gov for stuff like the flash floods is probably a bit too far. That could likely happen anywhere. But people on the wrong end of hurricanes or tornadoes were not remotely put there due to government malfeasance.

I don't want to power level too much, but I have a little bit or insider knowledge about the utility forestry industry in general, and a smaller amount about that of California in particular. So please allow me to share.

On the first hand, California is a particularly challenging place to manage trees near power lines. The long growing season and heavy winter rains mean that trees grow very fast; the long, dry summers mean that they're very combustible; and the extremely rugged and remote terrain of large parts of the state means that getting to trees to trim or remove them can be unusually difficult compared to doing the same thing in, say, Illinois. So CA's utilities definitely have their work cut out for them, but there are other states in the Union- e.g. Florida with its constant hurricanes- who manage to solve similarly challenging problems set by Mother Nature with a certain level of reliable professionalism.

On the second hand, the government of California has put in place all manner of regulations that make the tasks of utilities more difficult. Some of these were genuinely well-intentione. For instance, back in the day, utilities would clear tall brush under their lines by performing controlled burns of the vegetation on their right-of-ways, which was both cheap and effective. But the grim, lung-destroying smogs of the '60s and '70s caused the state government to strictly limit the amount of smoke-producing fires landowners could set. Understandable, and the air in LA and Sacramento is genuinely way, way better than it used to be, but you'd think that in the wake of fire after fire after fire the government would relent some and let landowners cook. Of course not. And there's other regulations - innumerable orher regulations - that have much weaker justification than that, but which still will not be waived.

And on the mutant third hand, the electric utilities in California have a certain reputation for corruption. Now, I want to be careful with my words here, because my interactions with utility forestry people in California have generally shown them to be at least as professional and competent as people in the industry in other states, and I've seen systems out east get away with things that would never, ever fly in California, saved purely by how much less fire prone the forests in the humid east are. But there are persistent rumors of corruption in upper management in some of these utilities that are on a whole other level from the kind of ordinary corruption that one hears of elsewhere. For instance - and this is just a rumor, but it is a rumor told to me by someone who was absolutely in a position to know - some people with authority over a certain utility 's forestry division deliberately worked to cut down as few trees as possible so that, when they left and switched over to a tree trimming company, there would be mountains upon mountains of work to bill the utility for. Again, I can’t swear to the truth of this particular story, but I can say that one hears stories like this from California more frequently than from elsewhere.

In short, California was dealt a very difficult hand by nature, and she's since managed to play the hand she was dealt very, very poorly, in a way that transcends simple "big government vs big business" binaries and that ends up making everyone look awful. But not as awful looking as the corpses of the people burned to death in the wildfires caused by all this!

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Women abuse children at similar rates to men.

Just imagine if anyone tried saying "ban women from looking after kids that aren't their" based on these videos of nannies punting kids into the walls.
The only thing suspecting all men who want to work with kids did (beside ruining countless lives) was make only actual pedos show up to work, as only they can be bothered to jump through hoops necessary.

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I read reddit for tumblr people and they write shit that is beyond all logic

Post this is under is "gay man" complaining about sheer amount of women on Grindr.