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Well, thanks to MAID, Ian can rest assured that his death will at least make the government happy. Canada's government rejoices anytime someone offers to end their life.Ian is at an incredibly high risk for suicide at this point.
Anusa says their small dog came from a Mexican or something, so they call it their Dreamer.
Sometimes a dude just finds the right outfit that makes them look so good they never want to wear anything else. I don't know what Ian's reasoning is though, that fit is straight trash.Does Ian wear anything other than that disgusting jacket and those sex offender shorts? I know he doesn't bathe, but at least wear something else
Ian probably got the cake late because he made a post for her on Instagram and thought that was good enough (posting because I didn’t see it posted yet)
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Featuring the arm of the crazed anti-vaxxer Joe Rogan fan
Anusa saw the comments and started seething so he had to rush out and buy her the cake so she can cope post it onto twitter.
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Anisa, I know you're reading this. Why do you put up with this? Why do you allow this? Look at yourself. That is not the face of a happy and fulfilled woman. That is the face of a woman who is questioning every decision she's ever made, no matter how small, that landed her in this disgusting Canadian basement with this smelly fucking loser.
Anisa, you're better than this. You know it. WE know it. How long will you let your spirit atrophy in this failed marriage? It's almost too late.
I think they're just both useless and have no career skillsI feel like if I were in her shoes I'd just hang my internet personality hat up for good, logg off of social media, and live my life in the real world.
What stops them from doing this? is it just pure narcissism and the constant need for attention no matter how good or bad?
Pretty much. The Jomhas believe that by stopping their shitty podcasts, it'll prove the alogs correct, that they really are massively unlikable faggots with no worthwhile future. But their awful viewership already proves that, so all they're really doing is embarrassing themselves further by continuing to post this shit.What stops them from doing this? is it just pure narcissism and the constant need for attention no matter how good or bad?
Depends how it was done, but if it's a dental implant it's a five minute procedure to remove the old cap off the implanted post and install a new one. If you're willing to drop the cash on it (and already have canine implants), you can get vampire fangs for halloween and then go back to normal on Nov 1st.And I can't imagine that's an easy fix.
No one involved in this crap is better than anything, everyone involved is retarded.Anisa, you're better than this. You know it. WE know it. How long will you let your spirit atrophy in this failed marriage? It's almost too late.
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I wonder who picked the music for the post.
I will tell my far future clone children that Anisa is the reason we call this doohicky "The Pear of Anguish"I will tell my future children that Anisa is the reason when someone describes failure as something went pearshaped.
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His stupid metal tooth looks crooked.
Anisa aside, that's the biggest mistake he's ever made. Makes him legit look like a homeless methhead.
And I can't imagine that's an easy fix. For when she decides that the punk rock phase is over and now it's time for Ian to be a finance bro and wear suits.
Omg please make Ian learn hockey. Anisa. Hear me out. This gangly nerd, learning to skate, learning to hipcheck, learning hand-eye coordination.
This is your ticket back!
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Anus playing Marv would make this shit work so fuckin well.Damn, crazy that they cast Ian as a Wet Bandit for a Home Alone remake 2026. Nothing beats Joe Pesci but I am certain he will come with a fresh take.
I truly think Ian may be incapable of loveCrazy how they are codependent but don't love eachother
He’s said it can be removed, so I guess it’s an implant, but he also says it’s a cap (and also a prosthetic tooth) so who knowsDepends how it was done, but if it's a dental implant it's a five minute procedure to remove the old cap off the implanted post and install a new one. If you're willing to drop the cash on it (and already have canine implants), you can get vampire fangs for halloween and then go back to normal on Nov 1st.
If it is a crown or veneer, removal of the old one may damage whatever remain of the underlying tooth, so they usually will take a scan or impression and put on something temporary while the new crown or veneer is made using the current scan/impression. So, probably two visits, but still not terribly involved.
If medieval Europeans knew about Anisa she would be “the pear of anguish” and that device would be “the pear of pretty bad pain, but seriously it could be so much worse”.I will tell my far future clone children that Anisa is the reason we call this doohicky "The Pear of Anguish"
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