US Portland, Oregon Megathread - Tales from The Rose City

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Didn't see much of a thread regarding all the fine antics of Portland and the people who live there, so I thought to make one.

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Lesbian bar shuts down one week after opening because they weren't woke enough​



Doc Marie’s is a lesbian bar that opened on July 1st of this year with the hope of bringing more inclusivity to the city of Portland. But just one week after their grand opening they were forced to shut down because of complaints that the bar was not a “safe space.” Similar to the story I wrote a few weeks ago about the queer-owned cafe in Philadelphia that was shut down by employees for not being woke enough, Doc Marie’s was cannibalized by the woke mob.

The crowd on opening day was huge. One woman said that the line for entry on opening night was “wrapped around the block” with “literally 200 lesbians” waiting to get in.


But the excitement about a new progressive hangout dissipated quickly. Within days, Doc Marie’s found itself on the receiving end of accusations of not being inclusive enough for trans people and people of color. Despite mask mandates being lifted in Portland, patrons accused the bar of not implementing enough COVID safety measures. Patrons also claimed that Doc Marie’s had “culturally appropriative art” on the walls.
One TikToker, who says she attended the grand opening, breaks down the accusations against the bar:


Employees of Doc Marie’s created an Instagram page to echo these concerns. They claimed that the owners weren’t proactive enough in creating a safe space and accused the owners of racism. The employees also demanded that the bar host “free opportunities for education” for the community.

Eventually, the employees demanded the owners relinquish ownership of the bar and hand the business to them. The owners were given a “24-hour deadline” to adhere to the ludicrous demands.

Just five days after opening, the bar announced on July 6th that they had to close temporarily in order to address the cries from the woke mob for a “safe and inclusive space.”

Surrendering to the woke mob doesn’t appear to be working out in Doc Marie’s favor, as the bar remains closed with no public plan to reopen.




 
Yeah, it's really disappointing. And now that I recall, the guy said he'd keep me posted as to whether last week's game was on (depending on attendance), but then didn't tell me and I only found out through the store's Discord server from another person at the umpteenth hour.

And then the guy has the gall to tell me my attendance isn't adequate.

It's a real shame. I genuinely liked him but we clearly were not on the same wavelength.
They sound like some thin skinned faggots.

Sorry man.
 
they want this to happen, they think this is how they get a revolution and then fully automated luxury gay space communism. for real they really think this.
I mean the people who think this way are sadly brainwashed by their college professors and the idea that the only reason their life is crap is because nazis exist.
These people need to chase windmills in their life.
 
I mean the people who think this way are sadly brainwashed by their college professors and the idea that the only reason their life is crap is because nazis exist.
These people need to chase windmills in their life.
They also make up most of the staff for local government and community groups/NGOs.
 
Sucks because it's a nice climate on the southern part, and the north if you like the colder weather and constant rain.
Come on, the west coast is perfectly normal.
Look, here's a county commissioner for one of Oregon's coastal counties.
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Look, here's a county commissioner for one of Oregon's coastal counties.
How do SJW women (?) tell others that "the look" is "dangerhair" and "problem glasses"?

they want this to happen, they think this is how they get a revolution and then fully automated luxury gay space communism. for real they really think this.
called it:

I imagine that a number of people taking part in the riots genuinely think that they are in a revolution against perceived injustice, and that one day the world will be like Earth in Star Trek (but maybe more "woke"). Of course other rioters are likely in it to loot and/or cause mayhem, "virtue signal", gaining power, and/or they don't know why.
 
Surprised this didn't make it into the thread but a resolution was passed by Portland Rep. Travis Nelson honoring the history of Black drag in Oregon, to wit:
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TL;DR: Four whole pages of utter nonsense.

Which resulted in even more nonsense: a black drag performance on the floor of the Oregon house:


If it means anything, I did talk about that in the US Politics nearly two weeks ago, but everything gets cluttered on that thread, so eh.

Anyway: Given a choice between neoliberalism and good night’s sleep, most will choose the latter — which is reason enough to be fed up with the Antifa subhumans laying siege to ICE in Portland:
https://xcancel.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1939353170498441516
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She could always call the police to complain about the noise. But Democrats have consolidated control in Portland. So the pigs would side with Antifa by doing nothing.
 
If it means anything, I did talk about that in the US Politics nearly two weeks ago, but everything gets cluttered on that thread, so eh.

Anyway: Given a choice between neoliberalism and good night’s sleep, most will choose the latter — which is reason enough to be fed up with the Antifa subhumans laying siege to ICE in Portland:
https://xcancel.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1939353170498441516
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She could always call the police to complain about the noise. But Democrats have consolidated control in Portland. So the pigs would side with Antifa by doing nothing.
Imagine if this leads to another entity in the Battle of PDX ICE Facility.
 
If it means anything, I did talk about that in the US Politics nearly two weeks ago, but everything gets cluttered on that thread, so eh.
I replied there with "It's like a UFO cult infiltrated the local government. But it's "social justice" instead of UFOs."... and the whole "TikTok" "viral video" thing is BS.
 
I know it's been said to death by now; but, I'm just floored by how far this city has fallen in such a (relatively) short time.

Somewhere around 2010, I got shnookered into helping flesh out the "deep" lore and worldbuilding for some weird-ass fairytale furrybait cop show that was going to be set in Portland. The pay was zero (but nice expense account), and they let me tag along when they toured prospective filming locations -- stright up one of the best weeks of my life. Absolutely loved the St John's bridge, the creepy dark woods in the parks, Bonneville Dam, and Multinomah Falls. (The Columbia gorge, in general, was the absolute tits) Spent every night wandering around downtown unbothered and only slightly rained-on, sampling stupidly great cheap-eats, admiring the fountains, and playing pinball with the wife at Ground Kontrol 'till closing. Even got to do a ride along in a squad car with one of the mounted police dudes, patrolling the Pearl district while we watched the bike cops sort out the petty crime (what little there was).

It just all feels like such a fucking fever-dream here and now in 2025.
A Portland that was pleasant, walkable, only mildly odoriferous, and who eagerly rolled out the red carpet for Hollywood weirdos who wanted to humanize the local cops? Madness. Couldn't have been real.

The lodge at Multinomah falls sent me a bottle of some pretty nice bourbon a week ago or two ago. (It's apparently their 100th birthday) Been sipping it while I read this thread.
It's haunting, now, the buzzy optimism on the lips of everyone we spoke to back then. The hope and pride in their eyes.
Portland's golden age was right around the corner, they said gleaming. You just wait and see.

Thank you all for documenting this shit. It's been sobering.
 
I know it's been said to death by now; but, I'm just floored by how far this city has fallen in such a (relatively) short time.

Somewhere around 2010, I got shnookered into helping flesh out the "deep" lore and worldbuilding for some weird-ass fairytale furrybait cop show that was going to be set in Portland. The pay was zero (but nice expense account), and they let me tag along when they toured prospective filming locations -- stright up one of the best weeks of my life. Absolutely loved the St John's bridge, the creepy dark woods in the parks, Bonneville Dam, and Multinomah Falls. (The Columbia gorge, in general, was the absolute tits) Spent every night wandering around downtown unbothered and only slightly rained-on, sampling stupidly great cheap-eats, admiring the fountains, and playing pinball with the wife at Ground Kontrol 'till closing. Even got to do a ride along in a squad car with one of the mounted police dudes, patrolling the Pearl district while we watched the bike cops sort out the petty crime (what little there was).

It just all feels like such a fucking fever-dream here and now in 2025.
A Portland that was pleasant, walkable, only mildly odoriferous, and who eagerly rolled out the red carpet for Hollywood weirdos who wanted to humanize the local cops? Madness. Couldn't have been real.

The lodge at Multinomah falls sent me a bottle of some pretty nice bourbon a week ago or two ago. (It's apparently their 100th birthday) Been sipping it while I read this thread.
It's haunting, now, the buzzy optimism on the lips of everyone we spoke to back then. The hope and pride in their eyes.
Portland's golden age was right around the corner, they said gleaming. You just wait and see.

Thank you all for documenting this shit. It's been sobering.
Portland, just naturally, has a TON going for it. You're like 2 hours away from the beach, from the woods, from skiing up on the mountain, nice hikes through the falls, middle of wine country, rafting on the river... the list goes on. Then the city itself was a mix of professional and business types, bunch of dive bars and local restaurants, and a bunch of quirky things like a coffee shop built out of an old house that only takes cash, some of the earliest barcades (back when that wasn't peak soyboy), music scenes, just a lot of character. Also the weather is generally nice, very temperate, maybe kinda chilly but you rarely get snow and you get warm summer days but only a couple of scorchers every year.

Plus the actual character of the city and its politics are fairly unique. Oregon itself, as some crybabies on Tumblr like to remember, has a weird history with the Klan and only allowing Whites to settle for a while (allegedly) and perhaps as an effect of this the Black community is pretty concentrated over in North Portland. Much of the city is one step removed from being the boonies, in a lot of ways, and you can tell the locals from transplants by how many guns they own. Legit, some of the most insufferably-lefty people I know also own plenty of guns; if you're not a Calinigger then this makes a lot of sense, politically speaking, right? Black Panthers an' sheeeiiiit? California is trying to wipe all this away by flooding us with infinite queers, so we'll see how that goes.

And that's the thing, a lot of people who genuinely love this city and this PLACE look around and think something like "you know, if we just got rid of all the Californians and made it illegal to be a thieving junkie, we could fix this in a few years...". You'd have to get rid of the stupid city management, but downtown used to be great to walk around, and traffic would die down a ton without all the Californians and illegal immigrants shitting up the place. Would fix traffic on 217 and I5, and 26, and 205, and pretty much everywhere else - imagine every rusted out pickup with lawn tools in the back, gone forever from the streets.
 
this is unbelievably retarded to the extent that I want to believe an employee was in on it but I've lived here long enough to know that people here are just flat out that dumb
People in Portland are so dumb that it's probably my biggest point against the fluoride conspiracy theory. No fluoride in the water in Oregon, yet everyone is just as dumb as any other place, actually dumber.
I think it's the extra smugness that really grates me the most. At least people in middle states will admit they don't know some things or that they didn't actually learn much in college. On the west coast you'll have the world's stupidest motherfucker who really thinks he's something special because of his shitty liberal arts daycare degree he paid $100k for, that's he's so much better and more enlightened than all the other stupid plebs. It's truly insufferable.
 
People in Portland are so dumb that it's probably my biggest point against the fluoride conspiracy theory. No fluoride in the water in Oregon, yet everyone is just as dumb as any other place, actually dumber.
I think it's the extra smugness that really grates me the most. At least people in middle states will admit they don't know some things or that they didn't actually learn much in college. On the west coast you'll have the world's stupidest motherfucker who really thinks he's something special because of his shitty liberal arts daycare degree he paid $100k for, that's he's so much better and more enlightened than all the other stupid plebs. It's truly insufferable.

yeah they're stupid but they have some kind of ability to coordinate with each other and *not die* and *keep being retarded* so maybe that's what the no flouride does
 
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