Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

HEY @Sparkletor 2.0

Do you think about me non-stop all day long? Is your totally real boyfriend (that you don't know in real life) jealous?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

"You violent, savage gringos. The first sin you ever commit is being born!"

Are you half white, by any chance? Are you... Half gringo? A Brown piggy? Maybe a boar?

Tu fui ego eris.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Your country gives the narcos supplies. There goes your argument. Kisses!

Even if they did, why should I care?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Gringos: MEXICO IS SHIT.

Also Gringos:

> Masonry
> Paganism
> 600 mass shootings in a year
> Bogemian Grove
> Hollywood
> Their music industry
> Its Jewish sect
> Supply their enemies with guns.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Tu fui ego eris.

With your abysmal social survival skills? Contraire.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Not only will your game end up soon.

I will be the winner.

Your game will end up soon. You can't breathe on your own and you are wheelchair-bound. You are slowly degrading, soon to be bed-bound and can't win over chuds on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Even if they did, why should I care?

That's the AMERICAN WAY I LOVE TO SEE.

WOOOOOOOOO MAMA!

I am celebrating so hard right now.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Also Gringos:

> Masonry

Building with bricks? I realize Mexico City is built with corrugated sheet metal and wood but why do you hate cement?

> Paganism

Like the holidays of Christmas and Easter, belief in angels and demons, virgin birth mythology, reincarnation, and magic rituals? All things co-opted by the Catholic Church?

> 600 mass shootings in a year

That's because crime in America is reported and mass shootings in Mexico are swept under the rug.

> Bogemian Grove

Oh no! Old men camping! Call the police!

> Hollywood

Where Claudio's idol Christopher Reeves hung out

> Their music industry

Claudio has a throat trumpet and doesn't listen to music.

> Its Jewish sect

Mexican president is a Jewish woman.

> Supply their enemies with guns.

"Capitalism is evil!" says communist Claudio.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Gringos: MEXICO IS SHIT.

Also Gringos:

> Masonry
> Paganism
> 600 mass shootings in a year
> Bogemian Grove
> Hollywood
> Their music industry
> Its Jewish sect
> Supply their enemies with guns.

Literally every religion started out paganistic, And the yearly kill count of the cartels dwarf shooting victims in the US by a large margin.

That's not even mentioning that Mexican culture is heavily based off of cultures from Spain and Portugal. You know- gringo cultures. Hell, you felt the need to comment to me in Latin, a gringo language.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Unseen: ME adding the "It" for "on his own."

 

[Goycast Guy]

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That's the AMERICAN WAY I LOVE TO SEE.

WOOOOOOOOO MAMA!

I am celebrating so hard right now.

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Am I supposed to care that you’re sending some “gotcha” to your cat rapist boyfriend?

Unseen: ME adding the "It" for "on his own."

Looks like you just had to call me a twink again.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I am celebrating so hard right now

I'm naturally breathing so good right now. I love the flow of air through my mouth and nostrils. I love walking running and using the stairs up to the 10th floor.

I also love cats and would never hurt them. I would never rape a cat. I would never goon to cartoon animals.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You know- gringo cultures.

Your education system really forsake you. Sad.

And the yearly kill count of the cartels dwarf shooting victims in the US by a large margin.

Who is the """first world""" country here?

Literally every religio—ACK! *Gets sent to Hell by God*

Ftfy

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why does Claudio hate Hollywood so much? Is that because his father works in the Mexican equivalent?

Why does he hate American music? Do we not have enough ballads about murderers and drug traffickers?

Not debunking those Santa Muerte worship allegations facts.

 

[Tread Miller]

Unseen: ME adding the "It" for "on his own."

I would hate to be Claudio's boyfriend. Imagine not only being in a relationship to a cat rapist, but also being forced to receive his ramblings about "those Kiwi Farms gringos" all the time, likely after a hard day of school/work. I can see why Claudio "4 relationships in 14 years" Castañeda can't hold a relationship for long.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Building with bricks? I realize Mexico City is built with corrugated sheet metal and wood but why do you hate cement?

Acting retarded won't save you.

Like the holidays of Christmas and Easter, belief in angels and demons, virgin birth mythology, reincarnation, and magic rituals? All things co-opted by the Catholic Church?

Oh BOOOOOOY. I bet God would fucking love reading what you just said.

That's because crime in America is reported and mass shootings in Mexico are swept under the rug.

So, how's the Las Vegas shooting case going? Or JFK's assassination's real culprits?

Oh no! Old men camping! Call the police!

Unsurprisingly, a gringo doesn't care their government is mandated by luciferan entities. Interesting behavior.

Mexican president is a Jewish woman.

Gringo president is Israel's bitch.

"Capitalism is evil!" says communist Claudio.

Interesting you said this. I never mentioned communism. Funny. Are you sure you aren't projecting?

 

[Man In A Dress]

Next

When you die, I won't feel sad.

When your family gets slaughtered in the case a civil war happens. I won't feel sad.

You have enough reasons to cry yourself to sleep already.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Your education system really forsake you. Sad.

It's almost as sad as the brown boar itself. The half-gringo piggy.

Who is the """first world""" country here?

the one without the cartel problem.

Ftfy

At least it ain't a cat, right?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Add 6 to @Sparkletor 2.0's blasphemy count. Will he get to the lucky 7?! Let's see.

With your abysmal social survival skills? Contraire.

I would sell you out to your enemies if I could, just saying.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Nigga you rape kittens to death.