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Turks aren't people Claudio. Also there's a difference between impaling invading turkroaches and sacrificing innocent people.
Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.
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Biography of Claudio's famous grandpa Gonzalo
by Sparkletor
Grandpa Gonzalo was born in the jungle to poor Indians. The family would send all their kids to the mine but Gonzo was too much of a "sissy" so they sent his ass to school, hoping he would fall down a pit or get eaten by a jaguar on the way and not come back. Gonzo would cry and cry that he didn't like walking to school everyday so his family sold him to the school master. Gonzo then became the school master's "star pupil" and by that I mean he sucked a lot of Mexican cock to pay his food and board.
When he got older, Gonzo got sold to another man in the city. This man "agreed to pay for Gonzo's college". This is a nice way of saying Gonzo put his cocksucking to good use and made enough money to escape.
When Gonzo graduated college he realized he didn't learn anything because he went to a Mexican college. So he sucked his way into affording a trip to Europe. He wanted to study medicine from the white man because they were smarter than the dirt people in Mexico.
Gonzo claims he witnessed thousands of surgeries the year he spent in Europe. This is physically impossible when you factor the time spent traveling from country to country at a time before automobiles.
When Gonzo came back to Mexico he told the Mexican doctors a magical secret the white man taught him. If you wash your hands before surgery, less patients will die. This knowledge is responsible for thousands of Mexicans surviving childbirth and is responsible for the infestation of brown garbage flooding the good old US of A.
If Gonzo was never born, there would be no cartels, no fentanyl epidemic, no mass immigration problem, no housing shortage, and most importantly, no Claudio.
Thank you for reading my essay.
Love,
Sparkletor
by Sparkletor
Grandpa Gonzalo was born in the jungle to poor Indians. The family would send all their kids to the mine but Gonzo was too much of a "sissy" so they sent his ass to school, hoping he would fall down a pit or get eaten by a jaguar on the way and not come back. Gonzo would cry and cry that he didn't like walking to school everyday so his family sold him to the school master. Gonzo then became the school master's "star pupil" and by that I mean he sucked a lot of Mexican cock to pay his food and board.
When he got older, Gonzo got sold to another man in the city. This man "agreed to pay for Gonzo's college". This is a nice way of saying Gonzo put his cocksucking to good use and made enough money to escape.
When Gonzo graduated college he realized he didn't learn anything because he went to a Mexican college. So he sucked his way into affording a trip to Europe. He wanted to study medicine from the white man because they were smarter than the dirt people in Mexico.
Gonzo claims he witnessed thousands of surgeries the year he spent in Europe. This is physically impossible when you factor the time spent traveling from country to country at a time before automobiles.
When Gonzo came back to Mexico he told the Mexican doctors a magical secret the white man taught him. If you wash your hands before surgery, less patients will die. This knowledge is responsible for thousands of Mexicans surviving childbirth and is responsible for the infestation of brown garbage flooding the good old US of A.
If Gonzo was never born, there would be no cartels, no fentanyl epidemic, no mass immigration problem, no housing shortage, and most importantly, no Claudio.
Thank you for reading my essay.
Love,
Sparkletor
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You can't even write about Him right. No wonder you are this dumb. Then again, you did say He has no power, so... How's the 7 blasphemies going, buddy? Do you really want to go for a 8th?
Oh, oh! Do you want to reach the 33th mark?
Those... examples were from white people─
Man, I really wish I WAS a moskito on your wall so I could know what was your actual reaction to reading that. Hey, how are your twink arms going, buddy?
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So fucking epic, I almost cried reading this story of unfortunate circumstances that led to Claudio existing. 10/10Biography of Claudio's famous grandpa Gonzalo
by Sparkletor
Grandpa Gonzalo was born in the jungle to poor Indians. The family would send all their kids to the mine but Gonzo was too much of a "sissy" so they sent his ass to school, hoping he would fall down a pit or get eaten by a jaguar on the way and not come back. Gonzo would cry and cry that he didn't like walking to school everyday so his family sold him to the school master. Gonzo then became the school master's "star pupil" and by that I mean he sucked a lot of Mexican cock to pay his food and board.
When he got older, Gonzo got sold to another man in the city. This man "agreed to pay for Gonzo's college". This is a nice way of saying Gonzo put his cocksucking to good use and made enough money to escape.
When Gonzo graduated college he realized he didn't learn anything because he went to a Mexican college. So he sucked his way into affording a trip to Europe. He wanted to study medicine from the white man because they were smarter than the dirt people in Mexico.
Gonzo claims he witnessed thousands of surgeries the year he spent in Europe. This is physically impossible when you factor the time spent traveling from country to country at a time before automobiles.
When Gonzo came back to Mexico he told the Mexican doctors a magical secret the white man taught him. If you wash your hands before surgery, less patients will die. This knowledge is responsible for thousands of Mexicans surviving childbirth and is responsible for the infestation of brown garbage flooding the good old US of A.
If Gonzo was never born, there would be no cartels, no fentanyl epidemic, no mass immigration problem, no housing shortage, and most importantly, no Claudio.
Thank you for reading my essay.
Love,
Sparkletor
@Goycast Guy I think this fag is flirting with you, truly a fate worse than death.
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When he’s not having violent fantasies he’s having sexual ones. How typical.
Hey retard, I was talking about how you would put certain users names in parenthesis as people you would use these execution methods on.
Why’d the furfag have to pick me?
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*Adds a 9th blasphemy to the list*
This is why I really need to read this dumbass...
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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Hey, faggot. If you're such a big shot, why don't you open your profile so people can leave you comments?
I thought you were so tough and can handle everything, why cover yourself like a little mariquita?
Hey, faggot. If you're such a big shot, why don't you open your profile so people can leave you comments?
I thought you were so tough and can handle everything, why cover yourself like a little mariquita?
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Like what? Don't claim you can tell I'm not praying about this stuff. If you mean actual physical action, what do you want me to go do? Are you glowposting and encouraging me/other euroamericans to commit some sort of crime?Claudia said:
The correct word is forsook, sir. Also moskito? LOLClaude said:
Just as an aside, the whole first/second/third would thing isn't meant to be a mark of quality, it simply denotes who was allied with the west VS east or not aligned during the cold war. So first vs second vs third world spergery like it's some kind of own in regards to a country's development, is in and of itself, retarded. I'll give you a pass on this one since history is a much neglected topic in schools.Claus said:
Bro isn't encouraging lost sheep to kill themselves some kind of sin? I'm surprised you're not encouraging them to pray/reflect. Do better bro.Mexican Chris Chan said:
Very intimidating, much scare. Please don't bludgeon me with a Remington typewriter.CHC said:
Americabros, don't you hate it when you're loading bullets into the clip of your fully semi automatic assault rifle 15 and you reach for the last one and it just goes missing?Claudina said:
I thought it was made of glass, and painted red? Are you saying it's made of red glass playing cards? That actually sounds pretty neat. I hope someone who took stained glass in highschool makes a stack of stained glass playing cards, then constructs a Christmas gingerbread house out of them.Claudius said:
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>Asking about a man's muscular status = Sexual fantasy
And you accuse me of being a homo, hmm...
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Those aren't accusations. That's just stating facts.
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Stop calling me a twink then and maybe I won’t think you’re a flaming homo. And I don’t just think you’re a faggot, you are one.
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Dude, he's not the one who got kicked out of a gay brothel for being unfuckable even by male prostitutes.
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Claudio can you just hurry up and release your retarded manifesto already? I want 800 pages of incoherent slop with random highlighting to laugh at.
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Having the foundation of your country be stained in blood isn't a flex, buddy ol' pal!
Thanks for making me look like a chad here.
Historical fact: All "Independence wars" would be considered as terrorism in their kickstart phase.
I don't force you to kill yourself. You do it all on your own. After all, the number one "gun violence" in the USA is from suicide!
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The name Claudio is of Latin origin and is derived from the Roman clan name Claudius. The name's meaning is "lame" or "crippled", stemming from the Latin word "claudus". It is a masculine name popular in Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese-speaking countries.
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Wow you’re really convincing me here.
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Based on him color coating everything he quotes, I am guessing he is constantly adding more to it. So I don't think it's ever going to be finished and we're never going to see it.
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And now he's providing in being an inmature zoophile. My god, how pedantic can you be.
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Semper fi to the person that actually can sit through and read that slop. It's going to be terrible.
Prove me wrong @Claudio Hernández Castañeda
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Brayden = Salmon.The name Claudio is of Latin origin and is derived from the Roman clan name Claudius. The name's meaning is "lame" or "crippled", stemming from the Latin word "claudus". It is a masculine name popular in Italian, Spanish, and Portuguese-speaking countries.
Salmon? Like my favorite sushi? Cool!
You stink like raw salmon @Goycast Guy