Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 201 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 781 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.7%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 503 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Had this in my head for three days now, but didn't have access to my PC.
Such a sad development.

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Its like a demon is posessing him and systematically destroying his life bit by bit with maximum efficiency to purposely ensure recovery is impossible.
Diplomatic way to describe Anisa possessing Ian's anus with a strapon while shouting "WHO'S THE MAN IN THIS MARRIAGE?!"
 
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Hila may be ugly but she's the sort of wife that would help you hide a body no questions asked, and that's way more important in a partner.
Looks always fade, but given her history in the IDF gunning down Palestinian children, Hila will also help you stack bodies before hiding them and that's what every man really wants in a woman 💕
 
This truly is the sort of devastation they used to write poetry about. The moment I saw that The Raped had chugged the retard juice and uploaded that Content Cop on H3, I knew that his career was over; I knew that Total Retard War had been declared - but I had no idea how far and how fast this autism festival would spread. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a historical moment we are living through; bask in it, enjoy it. I doubt we're going to see milk of this quality again for a long, long time.
It feels like we're seeing the climax of a 3 year arc, but it's been less than three months and based on their current trajectory I don't think we're anywhere near the crest yet.
 
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I can't wait for the "We're having a baby!" arc and Anisa explains to the camera how the snip snip can occasionally still let sperm cells in or heals over time or w/e.

Then the baby comes out and it's got black hair, brownish skin and a middle eastern face.
Ian will be like:

"well obviously, my wife's Lebanese, so of course her child's gonna look middle eastern! You chuds are all just a bunch of childish incel losers ":smug:
 
At this point, Ian is just Anisa's flesh puppet. Every action in his life is dictated by her with the sole exception of what time he takes a shit because of his IBS.
Are you sure about that?

No ian, you'll go now. The bucket is in the corner. Don't make me have to remind you to wash it out this time ian or you'll be using your toothbrush to clean it. No ian, you need to learn to shit like a big boy, you'll use the bucket until you learn not to shit yourself. I won't have you embarrassing me in diapers. Now I need to go do my OF porn shoot, chris ray guns birthday is coming up after all

is absolutely a conversation I can see them having
 
Hila may be ugly but she's the sort of wife that would help you hide a body no questions asked, and that's way more important in a partner.

In all years they've been online Ethan has shown constant disloyalty with thristing over titty streamers and inviting them on his podcast but Hila never has while also taking good care of herself and looking fit as a fiddle despite having 3 kids.

She's also quiet and savvy about keeping herself out of the spotlight and drama and if you see them interact in the podcast she's always trying to prop ethan up and boost his confidence whenever he self deprecates. (Contrast to anus talking about how stupid ians name is and how he smells bad and shits himself)

Hila is better wife material than 99% of ecelebs, and based on the image she puts out at least, a model wife.

She was also with him with he was flat fucking broke. Anisa who admitted to her dad that she was going to marry rich and thing bragged about accomplishing that.

And then Hila who was with a man that was broke (at the time) and long distance and still stay committed to him until they both hustled their way to the top.

Call Hila ugly if you want. But she is seemingly fiercely loyal to her family unit.

I would assume most of us girls are regular people and not BPD demons and not many of us would have been able to keep a long distance boyfriend for months in our twenties with some dude we had only met for a couple of weeks across seas.
 
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