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Ok I'm calling it now, some of those men are prostitutes....Ain't no fine lookin Chinaman gonna fuck grandpa tranny for free.
EXPLAIN THE WATERMELON:

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what kind of prostitute brings a whole ASS melon to fuck someone?
unless that fucking thing is going up someone's ass, that's a Love melon
WATERMELON IS LOVE IN CHINK CULTURE. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

This shit SCREAMS:
"I'm just some lonely chink bug man that's about to fuck a dude in a dress, here's a fucking melon"
 
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Unremarkable looking dude who never got much positive attention. Now he’s gonna be love bombed into getting his dick cut off.

And also convincing others to do the same thing in the name of being their "true, authentic selves", they say before posting a 20-tweet thread about how much they'll never be a woman and how life sucks and blah blah blackpill shlock.

Not a mental illness, everyone.
 
The natural progression dictates that the next talking point will continue down the slippery slope from "we know we're different, but we're just trying to fit in regardless" to "girlies, I'm so humiliated and weak after HRT that cis girls could probably destroy me at tackle football" to "these surgeries are actually changing sex, not just mutilating our bodies!"
I'm reminded of a discussion long ago with one of them right around the time Cyberpunk 2077 came out and you had the option to choose between genitals. He was making the argument that, since in one to two centuries from now technology would progress to the point that full-body conversions would be possible, we should already abolish the very idea of biological sex as an outdated way of splitting people into categories.
 
How asleep at the wheel of a father do you have to be to not notice this shit happening to your own flesh and blood?
It took me about two months to realize something was REALLY wrong with my daughter. I thought it was normal tween weirdness and then it hit me like a bolt of lightning talking to wife about it one evening. Turned out OK in the end though.
 
What do you all think is better, getting an education or pointless cosmetic surgery that could leave you with permanent facial nerve damage? For trannies, this is truly a Sophie's Choice, especially for this troon who apparently lives in an unsafe and unspecified Latin American country.
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Studying a degree at a university I want vs. paying for my FFS with a good surgeon? HELP?

My situation is a bit complex. I've been saving for years, and now I'm at the point where I can decide whether to pursue a degree at a university I want, or pay for my FFS with a good surgeon.

I truly want both. I want to study at that university, and I also want my FFS now. I really dislike my face. I started HRT at 14, but then had to stop due to family issues, and I restarted it at 19. Now in my mid-20s, I love my body, but my face still makes me unhappy. Yet, I wish with all my heart to experience university life; it's something I've always wanted to do.

Going to university feels like it would secure my financial future. While nothing's guaranteed, that knowledge would at least give me a strong foundation to find a good job and finally become financially independent from my parents.
If I get FFS, nothing financially would change. I'd be happier with my body, and I could finally live as my true self for the first time in my life. However, I wouldn't have any new qualifications to help me find a better job, and my country is already so chaotic. That's why studying at the university I want seems like the best path for my future.

I'm looking for advice, references, any point of view from a different perspective could help me, thanks in advance, (I live in a small town in Latin America, my only two problems in my entire life are those two, FFS and getting a job that doesn't put me at risk, my country is a very dangerous place).
Viral outbreak: a TiF brags about how she seems to have set the trend for a downward spiral in her family as more and more cousins come out as some variety of genderperson (one of whom also seems to be a TiF). And they say it's not a social contagion...
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I have 3 trans cousins now! (not including myself)

It’s kind of funny. I was outed as gay and nonbinary almost 5 years ago, and both sides of my extended family haven’t necessarily been enthusiastic, but they’ve been accepting enough, one side more than the other. I think my other trans cousins were gauging our family’s reactions, because in the past two years I’ve had 3 cousins come out as trans. I mean, I had noticed things about them that were similar to myself, but it wasn’t my place to say or do anything. I’m not particularly close to any of my trans cousins, so I felt awkward and never said anything to them either. I did have two of my cousins who have come out thank me for being so open about my identity, in fact their mom and my mom sent us pride month gifts. But it still kind of sucks that I had to be outed for others to feel safe coming out in our very religious family.

It also sucks because I see my family members reactions about my trans cousins and their partners, when they think nobody is looking.
My grandfather would never tell me to my face that he found gay and trans relationships “disgusting” but as I was visiting tonight, I saw a look of undeniable disgust as my aunt showed him a picture of my cousin and their partner (both of whom currently present masculine). It was a bit heartbreaking, because it was his first instinct to look at it in disgust, then look at me guiltily when he realized I had seen his face.

Also, my aunt and uncle would never openly admit this, but my aunt is both homophobic and transphobic. My uncle has defended me on multiple occasions, which I have only learned about from my very accepting mom and sister, because of course my aunt would never insult me to my face. I hate it. I always pretend to be nice to her, and I love my uncle so I don’t want to cause problems in his marriage (there are already enough yikes).

In conclusion, I feel a need to protect my other trans cousins from the truth behind the facade this family puts on. I’m younger than two of them, but I know how fragile a person’s mental health can be, especially when coming out. At the same time, I know they’ll all find out somehow. Especially my mom’s side of the family. I hate the current fake ‘love thy neighbor’ bs that’s going on. Love the sinner not the sin.
Will being so off-kilter that you hurt yourself make you more eligible to get a procedure where someone hurts you instead? An inquiring troon must know. OP, it will definitely help your cause! Trust me, judging by all the cutting scars on FTMs, it should expedite your process quite quickly!
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Will self harm make me more likely to be accepted for bottom surgery

I’m incredibly fucking desperate. I feel like I’m going insane and I don’t think I can wait many more years to finally have the body I should. I’ve heard that in special cases where it would be a danger to the patient to not administer care it can be done at an earlier date. If I do self harm will that qualify? At this point I’m willing to do pretty much anything if it means getting HRT/surgery as soon as possible
A FTM gets disproportionately pissed that her mother corrected a joke she made about turning into a Smurf. At first, I found this post so juvenile I thought a child had to have made it, but no: not only is OP 25 years old, but she has also sought out advice for microchipping her heavily independent grandmother and skipping out on helping her sister find a wedding dress so she can go to a comic convention. Seems like a nice young lady, right?
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Mother "corrected " me about being a smurf

This is stupid as fuck but i need it out of my head so.i can move on with my life.
My sister outed me to my mother a few months ago and my mom seems to be pushing that im "still a girl". Instances include commenting that the wall color i painted my bed room at my new place 'seems pretty girly" and how she said she respects me but ill "always be her little girl". So anyways i had some blue paint on me from a project and i mentioned that i looked like i was turning into a smurf and she goes "oh! Dont you mean smurfett?"
SMURFETT IS STILL A FUCKING SMURF
SMURFS ARE CLEARLY A SPECIES/RACE AND THEREFOR THE GENDER HAS NO BEARING TO BEING A SMURF
WOULD WOULDNT SAY TO SOME ONE TURNING INTO A DOG "dont you mean your turning into a hound?/ dont you mean your turning into a cane courso?" THATS STILL A FUCKING DOG
ALSO SMURFETT WAS MADE IN A LAB WHICH IS WHY SHE IS THE ONLY FEMALE SMURF IMPLYING THAT IF SHE WERE TO IDENTIFY AS A SMURF WOULDNT THAT TENICALLY MAKE HER FTM?

MY POINT IS SHE IS A BITCH AND RUINED MY JOKE BY ADDING GENDER BULLSHIT
thank you for comming to my ted talk
Another case in which a TiF takes umbrage with people having a sense of humor: a coworker purposefully uses the wrong pronouns towards OP as a form of gentle ribbing, so of course OP is debating drafting a letter of complaint to HR immediately. Never forget this handy piece of advice, Kiwis: trannies are like vampires because they wreak the most havoc when invited inside, so if there's a pronouned person in the workplace, grey rock them completely and totally.
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Should I go to HR?

For context, I work a factory job in the Bible Belt, so most of my coworkers are uber religious conservatives. I've never had an issue with anyone since I came out as trans, though, and everybody I work with does a really great job calling me the right name and pronouns.
One of the coworkers I see virtually everyday is a cis woman in her 30's, and she really offended me with a comment she made yesterday. She was talking to me and another coworker and said "she/her" in reference to me. I looked at her, mouth agape, and said,"Did you just use the wrong pronouns for me?" This woman literally LAUGHS and says,"Yeah, I did it on purpose. Someone has to give you a hard time."
This coworker knows for a fact that I'm a trans man because it's been brought up in conversation multiple times.
Just the other day she said something along the lines of,"We have the The L, the G, the B, and the T on our line... I'm bisexual, and you're trans."
She's always been nice to me, we usually joke around with each other, but I feel like yesterday's comment went a little too far.
One of my best friends is telling me I should go to HR on her, but I hate going upstairs on people. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Super stinky solivagant: a homeless tranny wants to know if he can get away with exposing female gym goers to his rank dick and balls so he has access to showering on a regular basis. I don't usually mind if homeless people utilize gym showers as it is a very dire position to be in, but I draw the line at trannies because they are always breeding the next global pandemic in their underwear as a political statement. Eeeew!
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Disclosing Gender at the Gym: Can I Keep It Private?

live in a van and need access to showers, so I’m considering using a gym. I’ll also be using the workout equipment might as well. My concern is that I don’t want the staff to know my biological gender. Is there a way to avoid disclosing that information? When they enter your details into the system, is it something that gets verified, or is it just input manually and not checked? Maybe I can get an alternative ID if you catch my drift? It’s not something that’s shows up on file and checked like government information right?
A delusional crossdresser waxes poetic about the word "woman" and what it means to him. Highlights of this post include that he describes being feminine as "long hair", "lip fill[sic] and surgeries" and "ass and titties" and that he has stereotypically masculine interests he definitely doesn't want to give up despite how insecure it makes him to have them as a troon.
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The word "woman" is... heavy.

Once I started experimenting with feminine clothes I slowly moved to the other side of the spectrum. I did the usual path, starting with femboy, went through transfem and then landed on woman, full on she/her pronouns and all.
The femboy part was fully clothes and makeup that made me move.How I got to transfem was when I kept looking at the trans flag and feeling happy to associate myself with it, also wanting estrogen.And woman - my friends started calling me it - or similar words - and I liked it. I even did it myself, calling myself girl, for example... but not woman?
It's the only thing that gives me any doubt in my transition. I know I'm trans, I know I want to be feminine, so I'm definitely past transfem. I prefer she/her. I dont really feel bad if people use anything else, but I dont WANT them too, so I won't say "all pronouns". I'm 150% sure of estrogen, the clothes, the voice, the name... It's just the word woman that feels so heavy.
I've felt some type of imposter syndrome my entire transition, actually.
I don't really feel the same intense dysphoria most trans people feel...if at all. It just seems I prefer femininity. I assume that's why it took me 23 years to even notice. I wasn't uncomfortable in my masculine body, so it took me really long to realize I prefer the alternative. But I always feel so much fear sharing that with other trans people, specially trans women. It feels like they're going to judge me, not accept me, DOUBT ME. No one did. At least not to my face.(Tho... as I've went deeper into my transition, I started to not really want to look at the mirror. When I do, accidentally, I don't feel some intense emotions, like I've seen other girls share, but I do feel... annoyed? I dont like it. But I CAN look at myself, no make up, hair all fucked up, naked and just "tank" it. And I feel so much longing for estrogen. For my long hair. For lip fill and surgeries. God, I want hips and ass and titties so bad. I'm inpatient. I hate that I can only look feminine with a bunch of effort, makeup, clothes, it's exhausting. I wish I could just look feminine with no effort at all. Or minimum)
And it's not just my physical appearance (that I do want to change). It's my whole personality, my tastes, the way I speak, my jokes... all of them are stereotypically masculine. And those, no way in hell I'm changing.
(I want to explore femininity in all it's forms, but I don't to REPLACE my masculine bullshit) All of that is who I am. And I love that, actually. I love this mix of masculine and feminine features, I love the contrast and breaking stupid gender roles. Gender itself is bullshit.
I know that. But it seems even with knowing that I can't run away from it. I think the pressure of gender roles is weighing me down? The pressure of what a woman is SUPPOSED to be is making me feel like I'm not worthy? Because not only do I still LOOK like a man, sound like a man, but even after estrogen comes and changes that I will still "act" and "think" like a man?? Jesus, like cis tomboys don't exist.
I guess, of course, I could still find out I'm just transfem, or even non-binary or something. I suppose only thing I can do is keep living. Try to remove that pressure. And if even after I remove said pressure, the word 'woman' feels wrong... I guess I got my answer? That makes sense, right?
 
How many have you actually met yet alone been exposed to, if not through the internet and the news? I was in california for all of 8 hours before I met one, so maybe the US is just ultra-pozzed, but it really is relatively easy to not care. "Glad that ain't me" and move on. It's gay to have other people living rent free in your head. They goon and dilate themselves into a numb sleep while you shake and seethe with anger towards someone you never met.

I swear you could live a perfect life simply in way of avoiding shit a third person would consider cringe. Edging for 3 hours. Smartphone usage. Typing random shit online.
Nah, fuck that. I've lost family members to this shit and it's discussed constantly irl. I've had to be the one to explain to friends and family over the age of 50 what the medical consequences of blocking puberty are, since they saw some biased news report and got confused. I could throw my phone off a bridge and I still couldn't get away from the subject. This site reminds me that sane people exist, while keeping me up to date on the newest legislative and scientific lunacy that I'll probably get asked about six months from now by my mother-in-law or one of her friends.

If you live in a rural red area or can move there with no problem, more power to you, but the ostrich approach won't fix this mess. More people need to peak and more laws need to pass, and I'll be here until that happens.
 
More on the Smurf pooner @Magic Pickle posted.

On microchipping her grandma:
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The comments on it make me insanely MATI. God I hate troons and Redditors. Here is a selection:
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Grandma is apparently emotionally manipulative for...being an independent lady? The unanimous decision that the best course of action is to berate, threaten and isolate her.
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Pooner wants to put grandma in assisted living because she's (oh no) stressing her out!
Honestly, the utter disrespect toward this woman's basic personhood is fucking appalling. Her apparent crime is getting old and still wanting to live her life. Once again, troons are apparently the only real people in the world.
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Where is the promised Troonblinka when we need it?
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PLaY sTuPiD gAmEs, WiN sTuPiD pRizEs.

Going to Comic Con instead of her sister's wedding dress appointment:
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She says here that her second job is selling art at events, and that she's "a one person show". For the record, I believe this is her art:
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Unsurprisingly, she is a demisexual, which definitely makes her not like the other girls:
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Going to Comic Con instead of her sister's wedding dress appointment:

I’m sorry, but all three of these women sound insane, petty, and insanely petty. Not just the pooner being cluster B, it’s the whole genetic tree. Even accounting for an unreliable narrator.

Also, that drawing is 5 years old, three years before that post about selling art at the con. It’s likely that she’s gotten better, though it’s even more likely that she’s just selling 3D printed slop, based on the timing of her participation in 3D printer subreddits:

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Ethel Cain is undergoing a cancellation because he used "nigger" when he was 19.
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More coping from his supporters. They also found the incest shirt.
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It gets way, way worse.

From incest fetish:
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Shotacon fetish:
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Getting a dog to lick his breast:
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Confederacy stuff:
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"It's just a chibi art style"
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Using the original Amber Alert girl as his cover art:
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Black Twitter is now on his ass.
 
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