Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[LightEmittingDiode]

The Etsy special:


Eta: lmfao I was only half joking, but sure ‘nuff:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4295070675

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Absolutely gutted to learn today that Boogie hasn't died yet.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

It's official. Boogie2988 proposed to some fucking hoe.

Very Cool.

 

[AnOminous]

They then do some dumb, scripted bit where Boogie loses his balance and falls in the water:

Wow, fat pedophile falls in water. What a knee slapper. This is comedy manifest.

Die, Boogie.

 

[HairyBadger]

Good Grief.

 

[YaBoi]

Boogie proposes to his childbride (despite him bragging for months that he's going to do it) who says yes to her meal ticket, but he can barely stay on one knee during it and and keeps dropping to his knees. They then do some dumb, scripted bit where Boogie loses his balance and falls in the water:

As predicted, he does it on camera as it lessens the chances of her saying no. Everything has to be filmed with him. Keemstar continues to confirm that he has the IQ of a Boogie fan by laughing like a hyena at Boogie falling into the lake.

This is so performative. This girl is allowing what should be a special moment to be this massive joke. Everything is about Boogie and his online career. Nothing is about her or making her feel special.

Keem announces that they will be streaming ALL NIGHT and how wild it's going to be. But seeing as the stream is only 5 and a half hours long and one of the top comments refers to Keem stopping the stream due to a lack of donations rain, I doubt that's true:

This sounds like something DSP would do.

Despite wallowing in his own misery and threatening suicide a week ago, Boogie claims that this is the best day of his life after proposing to his 'dream girl' and gloats about what a good life he has:

Ha, the pure cope with the Dezi praise. Dezi is no one's dream girl. The dude was melting down a week ago about how hard his life is and how badly their relationship was going. Amazing how no one in the comments points out these inconsistencies. He's always torn between gloating and throwing pity parties.

Boogie makes fun of his 'I HATE BEING ALIVE' crashout stream and is met with complete silence:

And that's why no one should quote his gay and fake "rage moments" from the tipples livestream. Boogie should be mocked for being a virgin who can't get women without paying for them. Ya know, the kinda stuff that really bruises his ego and information he'd never want to go viral.

Boogie, obviously not entirely happy at not getting enough attention and praise, once again interrupts the conversation to bring up that he's engaged:

He truly is insufferable to be around. I hate fuckers like this. Shut up, no one likes you and no one cares.

When there's not been a TTS donation for a long time, Boogie blurts out 'did TTS break or is Batgirl just that ugly?' referring to the girl on the second far right:

Boogie, you can't make fun of that chick when this is what you flew in to hang out with you for Valentines Day one year:

There's a moment where Boogie is trying super hard to glaze Keem and make him out to be intimidating by comparing him to all the other YouTubers he's met, only for Rastov to tell Keem that Boogie was mocking his height behind his back:

His little monologue here is tinged with bitterness about how far he's fallen. He met all these big names and here is now, hanging out with Keemstar and a bunch of whos. As for Keemstar, I'm pretty sure someone said it here already but he's just as bad. Everyone in this sphere knows his name, but why is it that he spends special occasions with the dregs of Youtube? This guy has been exiled and blacklisted.

The Etsy special:
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Eta: lmfao I was only half joking, but sure ‘nuff:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4295070675

Have you ever read something more soulless than this?



You should be saying this to Keemstar, faggot. How exactly have you gotten your shit together? You faked cancer, scammed your fans, pissed on the ashes of your reputation and now you do clown acts to try and stay relevant.

She is simply Whore #126 who you've tried to enslave and appear to have succeeded in doing so. You would be saying the same thing about *insert sugar baby #1, #2, #3, #4 etc* if they didn't bail the moment you either showed up to the meeting location or when you first screamed at them.

For someone who claims to be as good with women as you do, Boogie, you sure were desperate to lock Dezi down ASAP.

This is like when DSP lost Panda Lee and then Kat showed up a few weeks or months later and she's suddenly his soul mate despite the absense of any chemistry. I mean, just look at how Dezi kisses Boogie lmfao. Pecks him on the lips and on the forehead. I guess that is a slight step above Kat kissing Phil on the cheek, but not much better.

"I have never been happier than I am right now". LOL.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I thought Boogie already proposed to Dezi 2.0 with a dollar store ring.

 

[ddlloo]

I thought Boogie already proposed to Dezi 2.0 with a dollar store ring.

He didn't like being called cheap, so he upgraded to an ETSY ring.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

You should be saying this to Keemstar, faggot. How exactly have you gotten your shit together? You faked cancer, scammed your fans, pissed on the ashes of your reputation and now you do clown acts to try and stay relevant.

Here's the thing, this all sounds like what he was saying about Dez 1.0. Literally, I'm pretty sure if we dig around we can find pre divorce boogie saying that Dez saved him, that she's his soul mate, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised he's saying exactly the same thing hoping the real Dez sees it. "Look, I'm saying these things about somebody else now!"

 

[derthballs]

Boogie had claimed before that keemstar had sorted out a banging engagement ring im sure 10k plus was mentioned- keemstar had paid for it - and it turns out to be a $150 etsy ring? Thats hilarious

The well is starting to run dry - after no streams for 6 days, the long stream they made £3k, about half their usual weekly income - yesterday it dropped back to £457 - one of if not their lowest earning stream in a long time.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i think it would be funny if boogie fell in the water and drowned ala GTA: vice city style

 

[Vibralldo]

I'll always hate Keem for declaring that boogie is totally redeemed and forgiven now for the fake cancer and crypto scamming when boogie did nothing tangible to actually redeem himself so keem could make more content off boogie

Faggot shit

 

[Marc83]

The Etsy special:
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Eta: lmfao I was only half joking, but sure ‘nuff:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4295070675

Hey guys, I speak fluent Boogie, allow me to translate the last few sentences:

"I have never beeb luckier or happier than I am now"
Translation -"Fuck you Desi#1, I'm miserable but I DESPERATELY want you to think I'm fine. I hate that you saw through my bullshit and had enough of a backbone to stand up for yourself and leave me."

"Without her I wouldn't have gotten my shit together"
Translation -"Desi#1 YOU were the one who really saved me, I had nothing when I met you and you are the reason I blew up on YouTube, bought a home and became famous, but I DESPERATELY want you to think I've moved on and forgotten about you."

"She is my soulmate, she saved me"
Translation - "Desi#1, I know I also told you this many times as you were preparing to leave me, but I DESPERATELY want you to think I'm happier now with this worthless, jobless, 21yo with arrested development and no drive."

"I owe her the world"
Translation -"Even though everything I accomplished was because of you Desi#1, I'm an ungrateful, vindictive, manically depressed pill popper that will never get over you and I do NOT want to give you any credit."

Boogie Desi1 isn't as dumb as you or your child bride, she see's though you and we do too, just stop.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

You guys can't seriously believe this was the real engagement, he totally did it off camera earlier then did this for the stream. Don't forget that lolcow live is both fake and gay.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Without her I wouldn’t have gotten my shit together” is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Why not just say “Without her I wouldn’t be so physically fit” while you’re at it?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

If they actually do get married i'll give it 3 years before they break up and get divorced.

 

[eDove]

I'll always hate Keem for declaring that boogie is totally redeemed and forgiven now for the fake cancer and crypto scamming when boogie did nothing tangible to actually redeem himself so keem could make more content off boogie

Faggot shit

It's truly the worst thing Keem's ever done.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

(Spoiler - Nobody got fired. Shocker.)

You're not missing much. Boogie wants to do nothing for content (again, shocker), brags about never having to work a day in his life, gets drunk and turns into more of a cunt, and confirms he won't sign a prenup when he marries the childbride.

Spoiler: Clips

Funny how Boogie brags about how much work he puts into these streams and how they're such hard work, and yet the last stream was them sitting around for five hours talking. Boogie got up twice, and one of those times was to fall into the water like an idiot, the other was to walk onto the dock later in the evening. He then spent an hour laying on an air mattress. But Boogie spends the latest stream talking about how he's exhausted and just wants a day off to relax (they've literally spent the last week doing nothing).

Like @derthballs mentioned here, they had their lowest earning stream just now since they again sat around and did nothing. They even mention near the start of the stream that they're planning to do nothing so they don't care how many viewers they get:

This is what their autistic community is paying money for? It's literally the same thing they do on Discord but outside.

Even when planning the upcoming streams, Boogie is still insistent on doing a 'sit around and do nothing while people send us money' stream. Where's all this hard work, Boogie? You've spent months bragging that this event was going to be so good and you have all these plans in place, but all you've done is sit around doing fuck all.

Actually, that's a lie. Boogie did at one point try and impress Daddy Keem by bullying another host (who in the last stream he said he wanted to try and push him to suicide):

While talking about Dezi saying he has 'soft hands', Boogie said it made him feel so insecure he wanted to go do some gardening (sure, Boogie). When someone in chat says it's because he's never worked a day in his life, he gloats that it's true and hopefully he never will:

This is one of the things that's becoming so apparent with Boogie lately. He's making decent money for now from this dying show and it's completely changed the way he acts. He's no longer talking about 'crunching' or being cautious with money, now he's throwing around hundreds of dollars on random shit and gloating about never having to work another day in his life. It's like how he was on his Twitch streams being an asshole to people before his sad Boogie saga. The clip is at least worth keeping for when he inevitably hits rock bottom again and loses this bragging attitude he has so he can be reminded how much of a cunt he is.

They must've read the chat saying how fucking boring the stream is because Boogie then decides to drink just to end up being a complete dickhead:

This seemed pretty fucking weird to me. Brantley at one point comes into shot and calls her fiancé 'Keemstar' to get his attention. Not some pet name, not 'Dan', but Keemstar. What?:

Boogie brings up that he's met and is going to marry his 'soulmate', and also adding that he's gone down the right path and is glad he did the Mike Clum documentary so he could put all his bad shit behind him (despite his worst actions not even coming to light yet by that point):

Boogie starts rambling about how much he loves the childbride, claiming she's the love of his life, and hatches the next part of her plan does a lovely thing by saying he won't sign a prenup:

Here's the thing, this all sounds like what he was saying about Dez 1.0. Literally, I'm pretty sure if we dig around we can find pre divorce boogie saying that Dez saved him, that she's his soul mate, etc.

No way, Boogie would never do tha-



B-but this time it's definitely real!

Boogie caught in another weird lie. They're talking about Billy Mitchell and how great he is, and Boogie tells a story about how during one of the conventions where he met him he was great to fans but also great to the trolls who came up to him too:

And yet here's Boogie in 2019 talking about that same event and saying there wasn't any trolls/detractors that showed up:



Boogie claiming he's living his best life, followed by him shoving a half-eaten birthday cake under his man tits for a $10 donation:

 

[I'm still your friend.]

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[Pill Cosby]

Boogie getting married and not being dead is a bad news.