Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Detective Carey]

So the entirety of my country's 249 year history is all personally my own fault? Exactly how? I don't blame you for beaners stealing construction jobs by rushing over to work under the table and mail back remittance checks. I even pointed out you were cool for not coming over to steal.

It doesn't cost anything to not be a dickhead man. Also your reply of favorite food/music/film/memories was deranged angry garbage. You can do better pal.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Alright biblical scholar Claudio, how does it relate to anything you’re saying?

You are liars. Lucifer was the first liar. Connect the dots! Your father isn't God. It's Satan.

Meanwhile, I never lied about what you are accusing me.

I showed my conversation with the Worriz artist.

I showed evidence that I had cub, and other pedophilic tags in my blacklist in Inkbunny, which I didn't even use much!

I showed that you were just projecting when calling Worriz a "cub". Because even the show, and the official figures, show how short actual children in universe are!

Because of this, you are pulling at straws. But from these straws, you can't even prove I was doing anything pedophilic or rapey! You can't even prove I harmed the cat!

The only """evidence""" of the latter is how I told the story, which... Hear me out, is pure conjecture! Do you think it would last in actual court? No, it wouldn't.

Get fucked.

See you later!

 

[Detective Carey]

See you in a few minutes buddy!

 

[Goycast Guy]

Your father isn't God. It's Satan.

I don’t think God likes it when people jerk off to gay furry children.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My therapy is this:

Being right.

I am right. I have always been in this entire fucking thread.

Quit stealing Colton's gimmick.

Your father isn't God. It's Satan.

Well Satan doesn't smoke crack or beat his wife so I guess he's better than your dad.

 

[chrisc]

unironically claudio might be the most active user on his own thread bro.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I don't understand why Claudio LARP's as a Christian when he very obviously worships aztec gods.



On the other hand, Tezcatlipoca is often pictured as a Jaguar. Perhaps @Claudio Hernández Castañeda 's heart reactions on my messages about Tezcatlipoca is a sign of his sexual attraction to Tez (He told me I could call him that. He's a pretty chill dude) , much like his attraction to chima characters, the lion from FF7, and the cat that he raped.

 

[Tread Miller]

unironically claudio might be the most active user on his own thread bro.

As of writing this:
Claudio has 1,095 posts in his own thread, meaning that his posts make up ~17% of this thread (1095/9495 = 0.16859) and his posts in this thread make up ~86% of all of his account's posts (1095/1273 = 0.86017). Well done @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, I think you deserve a medal for all of this WINNING!

 

[Big Beefus]

As of writing this:
Claudio has 1,095 posts in his own thread, meaning that his posts make up ~17% of this thread (1095/9495 = 0.16859) and his posts in this thread make up ~86% of all of his account's posts (1095/1273 = 0.86017). Well done @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, I think you deserve a medal for all of this WINNING!

I know claudio's retarded, but I think he also has some weird death drive going on if he's gonna add this much fuel to the fire.

I thought I was a spastic poster, but ol boi's busted my postcount in a matter of 3 months.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can't even prove I harmed the cat!

The only """evidence""" of the latter is how I told the story, which... Hear me out, is pure conjecture! Do you think it would last in actual court? No, it wouldn't.

Your honor, I humbly ask the court the following questions for your kind consideration...

• Claudio claims he was going for a walk with his mother. Fair enough. Nothing odd about a young boy going for a nice stroll with a parent. What does strike me as odd however is Claudio's throat tube. You see, according to the doctor's note about his disease, Claudio is very susceptible to infections if any pollutants get in his tube. The air in Mexico City is unhealthy on the best of days and downright dangerous on the worst. Now I ask you this, why would a mother and son who know the hazards of exposing a tracheostomy tube to the Mexican air knowingly and purposely expose themselves to this possible risk of death? Or was the idea of a walk just a clever ruse for a more nefarious purpose?
• Claudio claims he could not see the cat. He only heard a cat. Claudio also tells us that this particular area has dozens of cats jumping over the nearby wall and prowling around. Now I ask you, why on this day would Claudio take time out of his busy schedule to investigate this particular cat, which we remember he could not see was injured? Are we to believe that in an area rife with cats, meowing and yowling all day and night, that Claudio picked this exact specific cat and needed to investigate?
• Again, Claudio could not see this cat. In fact he could not even reach this cat according to his story. Claudio said the cat was up under the hood of the vehicle in the engine compartment. I'm sure we've all heard stories of cats crawling up in a car's engine compartment on a cold night. This part of the story isn't unbelievable. What is extraordinary is Claudio's claim of the police officer or security guard, his story gets these two facts mixed up sometimes, which he enlisted to retrieve the cat. Now I wonder exactly what kind of security guard would leave his post to go on some wild goose chase like this? Wouldn't a security guard in an area which is apparently dangerous enough to need a security guard be adverse to leaving his post unguarded? Especially over something so trivial as a stray cat, which again was not seen to be injured in any way, resting inside of a stranger's engine compartment? What's more is Claudio's claim that the security guard policeman had to make use of his raincoat to retrieve the cat. Now I'm not mechanic. I'm just a humble small town Kiwifarmer. Yet I have no idea how a police officer security guard can use a rain coat to get inside of a vehicle's engine compartment. Does that make any sense to you?
• Claudio affirms that the cat was male. When asked how did he know the cat was male if he did not already possess "intimate" knowledge of said feline, Claudio said he obviously could tell by looking. That's all well and good. I suppose you could tell most Tomcats from Queenies just by taking a gander. But remember that Claudio told us that the internal organs of the cat were falling out and necrotizing. It seems awfully suspicious to me that when witnessing such a sight as a dying cat with its guts falling out, Claudio took the time to look at its naughty bits. To me, that does not seem like an activity a normal person. Would partake in. Was there perhaps some other way Claudio could have known the status of this cat's genitals?
• Claudio claims that his mother and he took the injured cat to the veterinarian office and paid for the examination and euthanasia. That sounds very kind of them. However these are the same people who have nary a job betwixt the both of them. Claudio has recently had to beg his estranged father for money to fix his computer. I ask you this, where did these two suddenly come up with the disposable income to start taking stray animals to the vet? Where are the receipts?
• Claudio claims he could never have injured an animal because he is such a good Catholic boy. He says he learned how to treat animals from his family. According to his own words, Claudio's father is a dangerous and violent sexual deviant. Physically abusing both Claudio and his mother. Having multiple sexual escapades with women connected to the cartel. Is this the role model Claudio had for learning how to treat other living things with love? Not only that, Claudio actions on the Kiwifarms show a violent and dare I say psychopathic disregard for life. Often posting vulgar and detailed depictions of torture and execution for the slightest of offenses. Claudio has also bragged of real life violence including assaulting a schoolyard chum with a ballpoint pen to the extent that the boy has a permanent scar. I ask you this, does a boy who makes such disgusting remarks sound like he's harmless and would never do such a thing as he avows? Or was the cat just a victim of opportunity for his unquenchable rage?

I rest my case... for now.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Your honor, I humbly ask the court the following questions for your kind consideration...

• Claudio claims he was going for a walk with his mother. Fair enough. Nothing odd about a young boy going for a nice stroll with a parent. What does strike me as odd however is Claudio's throat tube. You see, according to the doctor's note about his disease, Claudio is very susceptible to infections if any pollutants get in his tube. The air in Mexico City is unhealthy on the best of days and downright dangerous on the worst. Now I ask you this, why would a mother and son who know the hazards of exposing a tracheostomy tube to the Mexican air knowingly and purposely expose themselves to this possible risk of death? Or was the idea of a walk just a clever ruse for a more nefarious purpose?
• Claudio claims he could not see the cat. He only heard a cat. Claudio also tells us that this particular area has dozens of cats jumping over the nearby wall and prowling around. Now I ask you, why on this day would Claudio take time out of his busy schedule to investigate this particular cat, which we remember he could not see was injured? Are we to believe that in an area rife with cats, meowing and yowling all day and night, that Claudio picked this exact specific cat and needed to investigate?
• Again, Claudio could not see this cat. In fact he could not even reach this cat according to his story. Claudio said the cat was up under the hood of the vehicle in the engine compartment. I'm sure we've all heard stories of cats crawling up in a car's engine compartment on a cold night. This part of the story isn't unbelievable. What is extraordinary is Claudio's claim of the police officer or security guard, his story gets these two facts mixed up sometimes, which he enlisted to retrieve the cat. Now I wonder exactly what kind of security guard would leave his post to go on some wild goose chase like this? Wouldn't a security guard in an area which is apparently dangerous enough to need a security guard be adverse to leaving his post unguarded? Especially over something so trivial as a stray cat, which again was not seen to be injured in any way, resting inside of a stranger's engine compartment? What's more is Claudio's claim that the security guard policeman had to make use of his raincoat to retrieve the cat. Now I'm not mechanic. I'm just a humble small town Kiwifarmer. Yet I have no idea how a police officer security guard can use a rain coat to get inside of a vehicle's engine compartment. Does that make any sense to you?
• Claudio affirms that the cat was male. When asked how did he know the cat was male if he did not already possess "intimate" knowledge of said feline, Claudio said he obviously could tell by looking. That's all well and good. I suppose you could tell most Tomcats from Queenies just by taking a gander. But remember that Claudio told us that the internal organs of the cat were falling out and necrotizing. It seems awfully suspicious to me that when witnessing such a sight as a dying cat with its guts falling out, Claudio took the time to look at its naughty bits. To me, that does not seem like an activity a normal person. Would partake in. Was there perhaps some other way Claudio could have known the status of this cat's genitals?
• Claudio claims that his mother and he took the injured cat to the veterinarian office and paid for the examination and euthanasia. That sounds very kind of them. However these are the same people who have nary a job betwixt the both of them. Claudio has recently had to beg his estranged father for money to fix his computer. I ask you this, where did these two suddenly come up with the disposable income to start taking stray animals to the vet? Where are the receipts?
• Claudio claims he could never have injured an animal because he is such a good Catholic boy. He says he learned how to treat animals from his family. According to his own words, Claudio's father is a dangerous and violent sexual deviant. Physically abusing both Claudio and his mother. Having multiple sexual escapades with women connected to the cartel. Is this the role model Claudio had for learning how to treat other living things with love? Not only that, Claudio actions on the Kiwifarms show a violent and dare I say psychopathic disregard for life. Often posting vulgar and detailed depictions of torture and execution for the slightest of offenses. Claudio has also bragged of real life violence including assaulting a schoolyard chum with a ballpoint pen to the extent that the boy has a permanent scar. I ask you this, does a boy who makes such disgusting remarks sound like he's harmless and would never do such a thing as he avows? Or was the cat just a victim of opportunity for his unquenchable rage?

I rest my case... for now.

I’m not reading all of that.

 

[Sludgeholden]

As of writing this:
Claudio has 1,095 posts in his own thread, meaning that his posts make up ~17% of this thread (1095/9495 = 0.16859) and his posts in this thread make up ~86% of all of his account's posts (1095/1273 = 0.86017). Well done @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, I think you deserve a medal for all of this WINNING!

HE'S OBSESSED! HE'S SEETHING!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I wish Claudio was Jeffrey Epstein so he'd not kill himself by doing a triple backflip off the top bunk into a toilet paper noose.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wish Claudio was Jeffrey Epstein so he'd not kill himself by doing a triple backflip off the top bunk into a toilet paper noose.

Hmm. And what country do you suppose invented toilet paper? The evil white Satan America of course!

That's why Claudio doesn't wipe his ass. Fuck America!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Hmm. And what country do you suppose invented toilet paper? The evil white Satan America of course!

That's why Claudio doesn't wipe his ass. Fuck America!

Is he texting himself in those screenshots he keeps sharing, or is he actually communicating with a like-minded animal fucker? Everyone is getting owned so hard that my sub-human gringo IQ is having trouble keeping up with all his winning.

 

[Po's Cootah]

All of that just to avoid responsability. Can't say I'm surprised. When you die, which might happen at any time by the way, try saying that to God.

Let's see if He believes it too. After all, His chosen people still carry a blood curse with 'em. (A easy to fix one)

... I'm not even American, lol. I'm a Latin American third worlder, just like you.

 

[Sludgeholden]

Hmm. And what country do you suppose invented toilet paper? The evil white Satan America of course!

That's why Claudio doesn't wipe his ass. Fuck America!

USA NUMBER ONE! EVERY PLACE! EVERY TIME!

 

[Man In A Dress]

Cats guts were necrotizing? Add necrophiliac to the long list of fucked up shit Claudios into.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I heard this guy rapes cats to death, this true?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Yes. It is true.

These people haven't even addressed anything I have (seriously) stated. And I would like if they did so!

I don't care if they have some sort of autism/aspergers, (obvious) brain damage or are terminally online (I'm looking at you, @Goycast Guy).

I would like to feel like I am not talking with a brick wall that just so happens to monologue.

Talking about serious statements...! I will start now!

When did you start jerking off, @Goycast—

Just kidding.

*Insert 90's laugh track here*

If I'm such a homo, @Goycast Guy. Can you explain why my first partner was a biological woman? (I mean, she still is. But you get my drift)

Even if she turned into a """""pooner"""", her DNA is still XX. Just saying.