DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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>Be a retard dent with no friends or gf
>Develop a parasocial relationship with an ungrateful beggar
>Only thing he offers is consistency and a chat to talk with other dents
>Use your retard check to pay him in his "event"
>Ungrateful beggar disappears for three days
>mfw

 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
Nobody is fucking dead christ almighty you're all acting like the people Mia Wallace describes when asked about when Tony Rockyhorror got thrown out a window. Look at some of us we've been here for years surviving the great kiwi shutdown of a few years back and you're telling me you've learned nothing about this fucking faggot specifically how incredibly one dimensional and easy to read he is? If you're gonna speculate with your heart at least say I WISH that was the case cause we know this is nothing, just like the last dozen times Piggy pulled this shit. However if there is one guarantee it's that these fucking faggot incel inbred Eurocucks will throw their disability euros as hard as their deformed atrophied hands can let them once he does come back.
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I cant tell if your being serious or just shitposting
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
50-50, been here long enough the time release blackpills start to kick in and also just weary about how a large swathe of the sphere gets all worked up over something that's ultimately nothing.
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the day just began so he could very well just pop in and be all "Alright I'm back now" but I do feel like the more time passes the more it raises a red flag even when he was "sick" 2 Halloweens ago he wasn't as radio silent as he is now
 
24 hours offline from Hogan is absolutly wild. The first thing you do when waking up with these games is log-in 20 seconds to spend whatever time based currency accumulated. This is not a nothing burger.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
Nobody is fucking dead christ almighty you're all acting like the people Mia Wallace describes when asked about when Tony Rockyhorror got thrown out a window. Look at some of us we've been here for years surviving the great kiwi shutdown of a few years back and you're telling me you've learned nothing about this fucking faggot specifically how incredibly one dimensional and easy to read he is? If you're gonna speculate with your heart at least say I WISH that was the case cause we know this is nothing, just like the last dozen times Piggy pulled this shit. However if there is one guarantee it's that these fucking faggot incel inbred Eurocucks will throw their disability euros as hard as their deformed atrophied hands can let them once he does come back.
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We are busy having fun. Meanwhile every one who doesn't get it is crying because the detractors are talking amongst each other. "Wahhhhhh". There's nothing wrong with speculating shit. So we'll keep having fun and you can keep getting felted bitch. And you'll like it. Chief.

Btw someone ask Null to front page this. Thanks Neger.

E: I forgot to call you an idiot/nudnig/morahn but now I think it'd be too rude.
 
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I hope for Phil's sake something actually indeed happen because there has been a lot of times with "Thanks for understanding" where he had to skip some streams and turns out it was absolutely fucking nothing.

So I expect just wanting another day off or so because he's hungover after how many times he has cried wolf.

He realizes how quickly people move on from watching him because honestly, he should just take the whole week off. My brain doesn't feel like it's being scrambled for a day after watching him.
 
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I've been following Phil since forever, and this is definitely odd. The vague "unforeseen circumstances" with zero updates for over 24 hours makes me think it's health related. For anything else he would have given some update or clarification by now. I think someone is in the hospital. Only question is who.
That said, the timing is sus. Phil has a history of taking unannounced time off right after he does a "big event" type stream where he makes a lot of money. So health issues happening right at this exact moment is... convenient. So I'm like 80/20 on this one.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
However if there is one guarantee it's that these fucking faggot incel inbred Eurocucks will throw their disability euros as hard as their deformed atrophied hands can let them once he does come back.
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I hate that you're correct.

The dents love to reward his bad behavior and I guess that's why he's been so cryptic in his message.

Of course he'll LARP today as if it was an experiment to see how detractor reacts when he's not here and we might get a rant about how much he owns us.

Seriously though, I hope I'm wrong and this isn't a nothing burger but knowing Phil he's just being a weirdo.
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
Of course he'll LARP today as if it was an experiment to see how detractor reacts when he's not here and we might get a rant about how much he owns us.

Seriously though, I hope I'm wrong and this isn't a nothing burger but knowing Phil he's just being a weirdo.
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Personally expecting that it will be a "something happened behind the scenes, I'm not going to talk about it as it is personal, but I am obviously going to need more support today as I missed TWO streams of support"
 
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
Of course he'll LARP today as if it was an experiment to see how detractor reacts when he's not here and we might get a rant about how much he owns us.

Seriously though, I hope I'm wrong and this isn't a nothing burger but knowing Phil he's just being a weirdo.
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Thank you for getting it, some of us but not all of us are literally doing the thing Piggy believes we do but don't and that's huddle over a monitor smashing the F5 key until it's a nub just waiting for the next sprinkle of gold dust and when the gold has been cut off we sit around like a bunch of women in a sewing circle making theo-theories with our hearts not our brains. And as someone said before I too wish for this to be something legitimately serious.
 
I think he's gone to his parents.

And if you were as retarded and deluded as phil who actually believes the detractors will ruin everything you ever do there is no chance you would tell you community before hand about this pre-planned trip. Despite us knowing it's pre-planned as his PPP DM's show it.

Now he can return with extra begging to make up for the "unforeseen" break and he has to desperately "catch up" with income because he's had another REEEEEEEEmergency.

He's played his whales like fiddles.
 
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