DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UsedUp]

Maybe they caught the perp that stole his tire and dsp had to do a police line up to point out the nigger in question while Phil chewed his fingers down to the nub and so the police told him to stay offline in the mean time for the safety of his family.

I've pointed out before that no matter what we speculate about DSP, it makes him seethe regardless cause we have fun doing it and is part of the camaraderie of this forum and Phil will just say his usual they make shit up all the while we can be as facetious as we want.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

If Linda was on her last legs, wouldn’t her family members be asking for prayers on Facebook?

She gave birth to Dave, so most of her family and friends are probably praying in thanks that she's finally kicking the bucket.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm thinking this is the most likely option cause if his mom really did pass away an obituary would have been posted by now chances are this trip was planned all along and he chose to a little reverse psychology and keep quiet about it

Took 5 days for Biz Marty's obituary to show up online. Don't think Linda kicked the bucket but just sayin', there's still a possibility.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

If it was a CT trip wouldnt he know when he come back ?

Yeah, but a specific return date of say, Friday, just makes him look more suspicious. A nebulous return date gives him more room to lie.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Took 5 days for Biz Marty's obituary to show up online. Don't think Linda kicked the bucket but just sayin', there's still a possibility.

It was up to Phil but the damn paper would only call him when he specified he would only answer emails.

 

[Fapcop]

Isn’t he going to be running out of money soon?

We all know he spends it as fast as it hits the account.

We better be getting an emergency beg stream soon or shit has really hit the fan.

(Gotta say, I’m looking forward to Phil thread the needle of trying to pity fish while simultaneously playing the ol’ “behind da scenes/its none of your business” game.)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Gotta say, I’m looking forward to Phil thread the needle of trying to pity fish while simultaneously playing the ol’ “behind da scenes/its none of your business” game.

I’m waiting for the obvious bullshit lie that accompanies this beg.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

(Gotta say, I’m looking forward to Phil thread the needle of trying to pity fish while simultaneously playing the ol’ “behind da scenes/its none of your business” game.)

I'm waiting for Phil to talk about the trolls hyper-fixating and theorycrafting, while claiming he doesn't follow us.

 

[Moar Krabs]

lol am I the only one that cant wait for whatever it is to get its own thread cause it probably will

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I’m waiting for the obvious bullshit lie that accompanies this beg.

he's gonna blow, whatever it is, way out of proportions for an excuses for some pity donos. the begging will be the worst this year and the weens dents are going to empty their wallets for his shit

Spoiler: POV: You're Phil's computer on 5/1/16

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Begpocalyspe now! I'm firmly in the nothing happens crowd but if it is something I hope it's funny

 

[Squatty Potty]

I'm on #TeamBailout

Some massive unexpected bill came up (Kat health emergency, HOA mandated home repairs, missed one too many affirm payments, etc.) and now Phil has flown to Connecticut to beg his parents for another bailout. He probably expected it to go quick, like a day or so, but due to "unforeseen circumstances", his parents are withholding the money and he has to stay longer. As far as people thinking Linda is on her death bed, I doubt it. Phil's lied about his parents' health for years now, and crying because a Minecraft parrot died is Phil's usual low T behavior.

 

[Guinan's hats]

Kat was pregnant but didn't know it because she's at that "I can get pregnant and not know it" size.

 

[Balr0g]

I am just waiting for the "now guys I missed several days of work so we have to hit several goals in one stream. We can do it so SUPPORT NOW!" speech as soon as he is back.

 

[Telemeter]

If it was a CT trip wouldnt he know when he come back ?

If he talks about specifics it puts his family in danger, morahn.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

As Phil is so well known for being the (drunk) driving force behind yellow paint and TIHYDP's he should sue every in mobile game ad that depicts the player making the dumbest selections possible at every turn. While his face and voice are not in the advertisement it's clear no one else could play that bad other than DarkSide Polack. Chicky Chong Wong only eats because Phil makes it possible.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Over the past 10 or so pages, I have had to fix a lot of posts where an image was not posted as a thumbnail. If you are adding an image to your post, it needs to be thumbnailed because not everyone wants to see your gigantic cellphone image that takes minutes to render.

Here is how to add an image as a thumbnail:

Step 1: When you add your image to the post for the first time, it will be the original size of the image


Step 2: Delete the image you just added from the post


Step 3: Hover over the image attached to the post and click on Insert. When you click on Insert, it will give you the option for either Thumbnail or Full image. Select Thumbnail for the love of God please.


Step 4: After you click Thumbnail, a thumbnailed image will appear in your post.


That is all there is to it. Please stop posting full sized images. Please.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

If it was a CT trip wouldnt he know when he come back ?

He was extremely stingy with his whereabouts when he eloped with Kat. I think the sting of lying about seeing his dying parents is still fresh so he's opted to say nothing. Boy who cried wolf style. Now that the danger may actually be present no one will believe him and he doesn't want to bring up that old drama because he KNOWS he was wrong.

Quiet frankly I hope he doesn't return. But if he does I want him to drop the
"None of your fuhcking bizness" line. Because all memes aside it really isn't and until he makes it public I'm ready to drop the speculating and get back to making fun of him for lying about his marriage.

 

[Julia Chang]

Really hoping I don't wake up some day this week to see "Darksyde Phil is now a father" in the community happenings.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

I've seen some people really wish death and/or a debilitating illness to Dsp, and the current situation might be the closest thing to those wishes. Granted, what is most likely happening is one of his parents being very sick/in the hospital. Also, Him saying "I have no estimate for when I will be able to stream again" is weird, because by his own words, streaming is his passion and he adheres to his schedule very closely. Plus, he just wants top keep banking everyday. But i digress.

If we were to take the "dying mother route" for granted, do you think this "punishment/karma" is very well deserved for Dsp? In my opinion, it doesn't matter if you are piece of shit or not, this is just the course of life, and it's not necessarily "karma" getting his ass. If it was something actually bad happening to him directly that would be different, which i don't think is too far fetched, his lifestyle has been terrible for almost 20 years; no exercise, awful diet, no mental stimulation or at least some physical activity to keep the body from wasting away. Personally, i don't wish for Phil to die or get sick so he can't no longer stream, but i do believe a relative "punishment" for all the scumbaggery during these almost 2 decades of Darksydephil shitness, would be for him to be forced to sell his condo because he can't make a good living form scamming dents anymore, and that would force him to move back to his parents house with Khet and Jasper, this scenario would shatter his ego like we have never seen before and the goldust would be biblical. Everyone would be feasting daily from all the clips posted on YT, the farms, twitter etc. Imagine all the possibilities.