The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

[Coon Cheese]

"we're going to conserve Australia by bringing in infinity jeets and chinks" Never! EVER! vote for the fucking liberal party. these niggers will sell you out well before labor.

 

[Bogan]

"we're going to conserve Australia by bringing in infinity jeets and chinks" Never! EVER! vote for the fucking liberal party. these niggers will sell you out well before labor.

The only real difference between the two at this point is Labor sometimes feels sorry about destroying our future.

Parliament isn't governing anymore, they're liquidating. Extracting every cent out of whatever the country has before selling it to the highest bidder.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I think @Cardposting would have some good info on coping and sneeding over not being able to afford anything ever thanks to governmental fuckery, and also how immigraton comes into it, if he's even ever seen a brown person, do they even have migrants in rural antipodea? We do a bit in rural bongistan but that's as result of direct gov policy dumping them on us; they don't own anything (yet) unlike with you guys where they're buying everything up, I imagine it's much the same for upsidedownland.

 

[Cat Funt]

He can afford not to live near them, and be insulated from any effects of his idiot policies.

 

[Mr Clark]

I'm surprised it took them a whole week to come to a verdict.

Im 99% sure it took that long because (and this is my understanding) they have to go over everything and they do it 6 days a week for 6 hours.

Considering how long the trial went, the amount of evidence presented and the amount of dodgy shit she did with evidence, id say it was pretty fast.

 

[Cat Funt]

idk if I was a juryfag I'd hangout for the free pizza and double centrelink.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

I think @Cardposting would have some good info on coping and sneeding over not being able to afford anything ever thanks to governmental fuckery, and also how immigraton comes into it, if he's even ever seen a brown person, do they even have migrants in rural antipodea?

I can give my experiences at least. Prices have absolutely shot up since Covid in every way, to the point that people are struggling to buy food and run a heater.
The government is putting an absolute fuck ton of migrants straight into regional towns for a few years so they can earn citizenship.
There are several towns in the middle of nowhere, that are flooded with all kinds of migrants.
Last time I was in Bairnsdale there was a surprising number of Filipinos and Jeets in town.
I was in Albury recently and there were so many Indians in town it felt like New Delhi. Of course it smelled horrible and rubbish was everywhere.
Both of them are normally very white major towns and hardly feel Australian anymore.
Major cities like Melbourne and Sydney are currently at about 60% White and falling quick.
You can't escape the Jeet menace, unless you go remote into the Outback where you have Abos instead to deal with.

 

[Mound Dweller]

The government is putting an absolute fuck ton of migrants straight into regional towns for a few years so they can earn citizenship.
There are several towns in the middle of nowhere, that are flooded with all kinds of migrants.
Last time I was in Bairnsdale there was a surprising number of Filipinos and Jeets in town.
I was in Albury recently and there were so many Indians in town it felt like New Delhi. Of course it smelled horrible and rubbish was everywhere.
Both of them are normally very white major towns and hardly feel Australian anymore.
Major cities like Melbourne and Sydney are currently at about 60% White and falling quick.
You can't escape the Jeet menace, unless you go remote into the Outback where you have Abos instead to deal with.

Oh wow this is almost exactly what happens here except it's with boat somalis instead of jeets, they're running out of space in the urban bughives so the dormitory towns are getting it spread over them now, truly a constant playbook.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

idk if I was a juryfag I'd hangout for the free pizza and double centrelink.

Never done jury duty have you? They pay you like $5 a day and it eats into your centrelink if you go above the threshold. Its the reason people hate doing Jury Duty they don't compensate you for your wages lost, and most employers won't pay you for that time off so you either have to use leave, try and get out it which only works a few times or go and waste an entire day not get paid once you don't get picked.

 

[Bogan]

Never done jury duty have you? They pay you like $5 a day and it eats into your centrelink if you go above the threshold. Its the reason people hate doing Jury Duty they don't compensate you for your wages lost, and most employers won't pay you for that time off so you either have to use leave, try and get out it which only works a few times or go and waste an entire day not get paid once you don't get picked.

I could've sworn jury duty paid something like $25/hour. I've been called up for it twice. First time I didn't have my number picked out of the barrel, the second I did but got stood by from the prosecution.

 

[Jesus Swept]

shit skins love their durries and love having diabetes, next time you see a pack of jeets aimlessly walking around look at their protruding stomachs and rail thin upper and lower arms. it's so strange how fucked up their genetics are. Jeets are literally a worthless slave race, every single race that has enslaved jeets has given up after 100 years realizing how fucking retarded and useless they are. whether it was, ancient Aryans, Arabs or Anglos they all failed to train the untrainable, Their a tied of worthless shit golems.

The physiognomy of jeets is fascinating to me. I never see them at the gym, or working out, or doing anything sporty. The jeet security guards in the city are all rail skinny and would lose a fist fight against a stiff breeze. The rajesh at my work is shorter and skinnier than a child, and eats literally nothing but sugar and carbs. Then there's the 35 year old pranjeets working behind the counter at maccas, taking jobs that are supposed to be for 16 year old kids in school.

They make the ideal soy golem; subservient, docile, and spineless, with no desire to change or improve anything. I can see why the gov loves them so much.

 

[Cat Funt]

$5 a day

Days 1-10	$106.30 a day	All jurors
Days 11 to trial end	$247.40 a day	Jurors who are employed*
Days 11 to trial end	$106.30 a day	Jurors who are not employed

Pretty close M8.

Under the NES, employers must pay full-time and part-time employees for the first 10 days that they’re absent from work because of jury duty. The employer pays the employee’s base pay rate for the ordinary hours they would have worked.

oh, I see. Ty fair work ombudsman site.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Never done jury duty have you? They pay you like $5 a day and it eats into your centrelink if you go above the threshold. Its the reason people hate doing Jury Duty they don't compensate you for your wages lost, and most employers won't pay you for that time off so you either have to use leave, try and get out it which only works a few times or go and waste an entire day not get paid once you don't get picked.

Its usually 25 dollars, but once had to do it right as I turned 18 and it turned out the case involved people I semi knew so I didn't have to do it.

 

[Cat Funt]

If you don't want to do it, just tell them you're deaf

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Days 1-10	$106.30 a day	All jurors
Days 11 to trial end	$247.40 a day	Jurors who are employed*
Days 11 to trial end	$106.30 a day	Jurors who are not employed

Pretty close M8.

Under the NES, employers must pay full-time and part-time employees for the first 10 days that they’re absent from work because of jury duty. The employer pays the employee’s base pay rate for the ordinary hours they would have worked.

oh, I see. Ty fair work ombudsman site.

It varies by state. For example in Victoria:

"Your employer is legally obligated to pay you the difference between your juror payments ($40 per day for the first 6 days, $80 per day thereafter) and what you would reasonably have expected to have earned had you attended work instead of jury service. This includes any penalties, allowances, or loadings you would normally receive.

This obligation exists for the entire duration of your jury service, regardless of its length, and applies no matter the size of the business you work for."

 

[Jesus Swept]

If you don't want to do it, just tell them you're deaf

tell them you dated the defendant and you wouldn't be an impartial judge

 

[Troon Whisperer]

Just say you have kids that need to be looked after, they never check or verify anything

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

never see them at the gym, or working out

I've seen them before but they never get anywhere; they're all allergic to compound movements and will only halfassedly perform assessory lifts, usually while talking obnoxiously loud on their Bluetooth earpiece in their disgusting gutter person language. Seriously, whenever someone is using an earpiece in the middle of the gym, to the point where they're laughing and hollering in the middle of a set, it's almost always some shade of brown person.

 

[Marche]

Just say you are racist.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Just say you are racist.

I'm racist.