Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I get the feeling some of the autist AGPs were drawn in by the community first, the fetish second. While the AGP-husband is fetish first, community second.
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I actually lol’d, this is funniest shit to come out of this thread in a while.

 

[babyteethJinx]

Macon (Ethel Cain/Hayden Anhedonia) is a personal cow and I've been thinking about making a thread for a while but not sure there's enough material.

i'd definitely be interested in this--i'm sure that there's enough content between his horrifying lyrics and compulsive tumblr activity

The background on the creepy boyfriend is that he supposedly approached Macon at a truck stop

i'm skeptical about this. it seems too good for him to be true. i wager they met on grindr and he immediately initiated truck-stop RP to fulfill his little fantasies

 

[Stan]

I'm not well-versed in soon-after-becoming-a-father homewrecking action in men. I didn't know it was common enough to be a sub-genre in divorces.

Any one of those items (except maybe #4, that's quite specific to Rekeita, perverts like Rekeita, FLDS Mormons, and polygamist Muslims, but you could replace that with #5, My Husband is Bingeing on Weird Drugs and Alcohol) would be standard midlife crisis divorce drama. Troonery is somewhat unique in that it hits all of those checkmarks, at least metaphorically. Husband Troons often hit their inflection point right around when the actual responsibility and expectations of being a husband and a dad set in, and I've seen too many Reddit reports of men doing this when their wives are pregnant or they got real young babies or toddlers to care for to believe the two events aren't related at least some of the time. Basically it's a Peter Pan escapist thing where Daddy Troon is going to try and escape all the drudgery and dadly responsibility by disavowing his entire gender.

Of course you would say that. Although, as I said before, anal is probably safer than the frankenpussy

??? I'm just gonna take that as a compliment

 

[DootSkeleton]

Reasons why women dip:
Because you're trans:
Because they're afraid of misstepping:
Because they fetishize you:

Because they're afraid of you raping them

 

[Starre & Ruine]

It is fascinating how much of a cult process the tranny pipeline is (at least for the autist-type tranny)
1) preying on the vulnerable:
"Do you feel sad, alone, depressed, insecure, uncomfortable in your own skin? Well, that's because you're trans!". This is probably why so many autists fall for it. They have issues fitting into the "standard" male/female mold. They have issues forming social connections.

2) warm welcome:
You get submerged in a warm bath of kind people that also look for a community. They compliment you and make you feel better about yourself. You start working on your life, buying new clothes (first time you cared about that) working out, going outside, setting goals for yourself. You start feeling better.

3) Pulling in others:
You start pulling new people into the cult, maybe that depressed guy you chat on discord with is an egg waiting to get cracked.

4) Separating you from people that could talk sense to you:
When you go on E you either have your family become very supportive of you, or you push them away when they don't support you.

5) Process in which every step leads you closer to enlightenment:
You start with clothing. Then you wear it outside. You start taking Estrogen. You change your name and pronouns (changing names especially is common in cults). The next step is top surgery. The peak is bottom surgery, the ritual to become complete.

6) Too deep to get out:
Once you're fully processed it is hard to get out. You've pushed away anyone critical, only people supporting and affirming you are left. Leaving means leaving your entire social circle. All you have left is protesting and hanging out with your tranny pals. It is not like you can do much else, your favorite pasttime is left in the surgeon's biobin.

Here's a tranny that realizes there is no rapture at the end of the process:

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This isn't the first SRS success story where there were horrible, life changing complications and financial destitution.

Financially challanged trannies will end up in Section 8, working a low wage job and constant medicalization. All their earnings go to neo-vag maintenence.

Your "true authentic life" is granulated tissue neo-vag , fighting Queneisha over a parking space, anal and loneliness. You can count on predatory attention from the project Tyrones.

This is a future demographic.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Broken mirror boy: a "sapphic" MTF tires of the lesbian lifestyle after seven years of bad luck, claiming that every time he's in a "sapphic" space he endures violence from lesbians. Methinks if you've been to so many lesbian spaces and they keep beating the fucking shit out of you (obviously press X to doubt),[...]

Lesbians aren't physically beating the shit out of this lesbro; they're just telling him he doesn't belong at lesbian events and they have no interest in him as a sex partner because he's not one of their kind, and he doesn't like that.

The whole idea that words and attitudes constitute violence should never have been born, and needs to fucking die already, but that's what he's referring to when he talks about "violence," not actual acts of physical violence.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This isn't the first SRS success story where there were horrible, life changing complications and financial destitution.

There are no SRS success stories, just some stories that are not so horrible as the worst ones.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

When I've been in more positive trans spaces, all it really takes for someone to be accepted is to like, turn up, and we'll embrace them with open arms.

Okay then STAY IN THOSE PLACES instead of harassing lesbians you absolute retard.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Then what about actual women who don't adhere to any of it? Does that make them not real women? Is that what "non-binary" is supposed to be? Someone who doesn't follow every single societal stereotype? At that point 90 percent of human beings are non-binary. Kind of retarded, isn't it.

Oh, but those women are also women, meaning that trannies can also be women without making any effort to do any womanly things, because tomboyish makeup hating girls and masculine bulldykes are still female, so the troon can still be a woman without performing girly things, or something.

Thread tax: a man acknowledges how man-like he looks and speaks about his annoyance over women giving him beauty advice. (Archive)

Spoiler: Text

Well-meaning cis girlfriends trying to give beauty advice infuriates me

submitted 1 year ago by miss3star [DIY HRT, a bit of laser, no surgeries]

TW: dysphoric talk

I agree with their advice in principle, but none of them are applicable to me. In fact, I'm dying to just barely get to the level where those pieces of advice would start to be relevant to me.

When someone gives advice like pick a nice hair color or dress for your body type, it just makes me angry and frustrated. It's so patronizing to hear someone talk about that stuff when it starts with the assumption that your basic, inner structure is okay and it's just your outside that needs some polishing.

That's true for cis girls. But that's not true for me. The main thing that bothers me about my appearance and that makes me ugly is not my hairstyle or unwillingness to wear makeup. The problem is my masculine bone structure.

I have masculinized bones in my forehead, my temples, my brow bones, my nose, my cheeks, my mouth, my jaw, my chin, my adam's apple, EVERYWHERE. And until my bones are fixed, NO amount of polishing will make me look okay. In fact, the more feminine polish I put on a masculine face, the more I will look like a drag queen.

I don't want that. I don't want to pluck my eyebrows. I don't want to wear makeup. I don't want to do nice things with my hair. I don't want to paint my nails. I don't want to wear feminine clothing. Not because I wouldn't love to do those things. But because I don't want to deal with the inevitable pain of discovering that that nice dress, nice hairstyle, nice makeup, nice accessories just DON'T. LOOK. RIGHT. ON ME and just serves to highlight how masculine and out of place I look in them.

I keep up my smile and paitently hear my well-meaning cis girlfriends out when they try to give advice and when they're gone, I just cry myself to sleep because they think that stuff is readily applicable to me the way it was for them. I hate it. I love my friends but I hate the feelings their advice bring to me.

 

[Mad_Dog]

There are no SRS success stories, just some stories that are not so horrible as the worst ones.

Pussy lips made out of ballsack is an automatic L

 

[Kiislova]

Red = AIDS awareness
Orange = anti racism / self injury awareness (?)
Yellow = god bless our troops
Green = save the rainforest
Blue = 1st prize in county fair
Purple = end Alzheimer’s now
Brown = colorectal cancer awareness
Black = MIA/POWs you are not forgotten
Pink = Susan g komen race for the cure
Light blue = men’s health / prostate ca awareness
White = shames people who avoid the draft
Yellow pennant = no passing zone
Purple circle within yellow pennant = 2 statue solution / peace in Israel and Palestine

I appreciate the shitpost.
Although I always though that rainbow was just symbolic as a whole, you know, all the colors under one flag, I wouldn't be surprised if the autistic troons would add a hyper specific meaning to each of the colors or any minor detail on the flag.

I personally think rainbow is the original everyone, and every single addition to the chevron are people eating away and destroying gay rights.

 

[healing rain]

Hayden Anhedonia ( Ethel Cain ) discourse is blowing up my feed on xitter at the moment, and I couldn't find too much coverage on the farms so I thought I'd dump some of this here because holy shit I'm so tired of girls idolizing this freak.

Methel Cain absolutely deserves his own thread. I cannot stand this ugly inbred white trash drug addict who very clearly fetishizes women’s sexual trauma, but for whatever reason he manages to have an absolute chokehold on terminally online young women.

This has probably been posted before, but here’s an infamous (now deleted) post he made on tumblr haranguing an actual woman who called him out for this appropriation while being a biological male.



Now to those of us on the farms, this just reads like the schizophrenic ramblings of a man with a disturbing level of womb/vagina envy, right?
To the average twitter/tumblr libtard, this is ackshually cutting-edge feminist critique.

Spoiler: some examples

When this initially dropped, twitter was up to its tits in discourse and apologetics over this obviously deranged rant.
I am utterly dismayed over how absolutely fucking retarded so many women are.

Bonus:
While searching for the aforementioned tumblr post, I ended up finding this random troon account:




You truly, truly do not hate these people enough. My transphobia increases by the day. Has so much repulsion for women and our “vachinas” yet will spend thousands to invert their penises into a grotesque imitation of it.

Spoiler: pics of the troon that posted this

The silver lining is that this guy is hideous, castrated, and apparently has BPD, so his 41% is inevitable and deserved. Maybe I’ll do a deep dive on this freak in the sideshow thread when I’m not MATI. He has minor cow potential.

 

[eat your greens]

Welp

 

[Bogan]

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Welp

Shave the fucking monobrow and chest hair, change the hairstyle to hide the receding hairline and man-neck, lose enough weight to get rid of the doublechin. Oh and trim the eyebrows to not be like a caveman brow. Then at best you'll be an ogrehun that isn't clockable from a mile away.

 

[Mad_Dog]

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Welp

I don't know Shrek, have you tried not being a tranny?

 

[Waffle Iron]

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Welp

The chest hair is just chef's kiss. How the fuck can you make that picture, look at it, and still post it.

TT:

 

[Mad_Dog]

The chest hair is just chef's kiss. How the fuck can you make that picture, look at it, and post it.

TT:
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Uncanny

 

[Volcanic Viper]

Looks like ESAM

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

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Welp

Your genetics and bone structure ensure that you will never even be mistaken for a very ugly woman.

Honestly? Your best option might be to give 41% a shot and see if the hindoos are right about reincarnation.

 

[Syikeblade]

When this initially dropped, twitter was up to its tits in discourse and apologetics over this obviously deranged rant.
I am utterly dismayed over how absolutely fucking retarded so many women are.

Because they believe that trannies disrupts the patriarchy. If more men become "women" then men as a social class becomes weaker and then men and women can be social and by extension "biologically" equal.

It's based on the beliefs of gnosticism that men and society shape reality as the demiurge.