Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    673
EVERYTHING HE FUCKING SAYS IS "I DON'T KNOW", "I HAVEN'T READ IT", "I DUNNO"
What do you spend your day on Balldo? Your knowledge of pop culture and modern political discourse is abysmal.
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What is that hairstyle? He looks like an even gayer Jack Dorety whatever that worthless pimp's name is spelt.

Gross.

Pelican Bones said:
This motherfucker finally took a shower. This is the first time in ages this faggot's hair hasn't looked like a greasy, matted-up mess.
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I thought you were describing his cooking for a moment.
 
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King George III said:
Whatever do you mean? All I see is a normal, well adjusted, middle-aged man.
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:really: Look guys, I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm totally clean! Instead I'm having coke- wait, not THAT kind of coke, uh, it's totally normal Coca-Cola... not the 1886 formulation... which I'd prefer, but the gubment says I'm not allowed to have fun.
 
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These two fat cunts deserve each other.
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Who? Nick and Megan, or Megan and Kurt?

I still think Kurt > Megan. I know Kurt has his issues, but holy shit, I can not think of a single good thing to say about Megan in terms of how she's handled the whole Rekieta thing.

CoomerTine said:
His stream is so boring the thread stopped
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Awwww crap.

THERE'S A CLOG IN THE BALLDO CHUTE!

@AltisticRight, get your ass in gear!

*AR comes up and unclogs the Balldo Chute with his janny mop*

AR: Shut your hole!

 
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Gorton Colu said:
He goes from complete degenerate trash like "Aaron ate my goo," to "you are not a reliable narrator."
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There's a really funny explanation for this, it's him trying to remember how to sound "lawyerly" because he believes it adds credence to whatever asinine shit he's saying. If he had enough brain matter left to come up with a way to make good eating sound legal and official he would absolutely phrase it that way.
 
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