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Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
I remember a while ago I was waiting for two relatively hot women to finish their pool game so I could play next, one of them goes "god, I could do with a drink" and her mate nudged me and said "hint, hint". I told her she could go to the bar and they'll give her a glass of water on the house.
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My friend made a bet while I was playing against this chick. The guy he bet with also made a second bet that she would lose with the girl. I'm a bad friend so I threw the game. That girl made $50 that night because she then proceeded to just rip the cash out of the other guys hand, mount her friend, and unironically ride her around like a pony because of the song that played. The other guy then tried flirting with her only to get rejected. That was....pretty darn funny.

Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
The dating app cycle is probably the worst thing an average male can experience.
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I unironically had better luck in meme groups on FB than I did on dating apps. The pajeets were right. Any site is a dating site if you're funny. Even KiwiFarms.

God of Nothing said:
Muscles won't make you attractive. Gymcels are the worst. Their cope is always the most painful because you can tell they were really trying.
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Lies. Muscles, anger, and aggression are the most universally attractive emotions to women. It's why all the jocks got laid and you didn't. Women of all shapes, sizes, and colors value aggressiveness and anger above all else. The gym is just a conduit for that and muscles help facilitate it.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
My friend made a bet while I was playing against this chick. The guy he bet with also made a second bet that she would lose with the girl. I'm a bad friend so I threw the game. That girl made $50 that night because she then proceeded to just rip the cash out of the other guys hand, mount her friend, and unironically ride her around like a pony because of the song that played. The other guy then tried flirting with her only to get rejected. That was....pretty darn funny.


I unironically had better luck in meme groups on FB than I did on dating apps. The pajeets were right. Any site is a dating site if you're funny. Even KiwiFarms.


Lies. Muscles, anger, and aggression are the most universally attractive emotions to women. It's why all the jocks got laid and you didn't. Women of all shapes, sizes, and colors value aggressiveness and anger above all else. The gym is just a conduit for that and muscles help facilitate it.
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Only to a point. I encourage all men to nattymax but don't take roids, women find the hyperatrophed look gross and off putting.

If you roidmax you'll end up with a non functioning dick and no bitches
 
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Jace on ice said:
If you roidmax you'll end up with a non functioning dick and no bitches
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Steroids are just an admission of defeat. If you're so weak and pathetic you need roids, you should kys.

Same goes for pre-workout and that creatine bullshit. You either rawdog this or you're a pathetic little babynigger and should kys.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
Steroids are just an admission of defeat. If you're so weak and pathetic you need roids, you should kys.

Same goes for pre-workout and that creatine bullshit. You either rawdog this or you're a pathetic little babynigger and should kys.
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I said it before and I'll say it again, in terms of performance there is not a single one of those bullshit hipster powders, or shakes, or protein burns that outmatches good old fashioned caffeine.

Stop being a faggy little sissy boy and lift as God intended.
 
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Party Hat Wurmple said:
. Her one ex a month or two ago sent her $2000 because her PS4 broke. They were not dating. They were not boning. Him and other men she's dated would do this CONSTANTLY for her
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what the fuck, i don't even give money to my wife, we are based & trad so i rent her out to do yard work so she brings moeny to me
 
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Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
I'll say this, bar an incredibly unlucky set of circumstances (being born a complete wheelchair spacker, suffering an industrial accident that destroys your entire face or being a person of colour) it actually takes EFFORT for a woman to become a femcel. You'd have to basically spend childhood onwards eating as much as possible and avoiding as much selfcare as possible (see the women who don't shave their faces when their weight causes an overproduction of testosterone) and even THEN they'd probably still be a catch for another hambeast lesbian.

A man just has to be a 6/10 and have his confidence shattered enough during his adolescence period to be completely invisible and well on the way to suicide by 29 years old.
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The trick is that 'femcels' don't define themselves as not getting interest. They define themselves as not getting interest from the guys they want.
 
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Dawdler said:
Even if you lift you are still gonna get rejected.
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Absolute tsar bomba sized trvth nvke.

Personally? I'm just ogremaxxing at this point, I'm at 2/3/4/4 and ain't no female EVER cared about my build at all!

Having a fucking facial disfigurement doesn't help in the slightest, I think I literally scare the hoes lmao

As an aside, why the fuck don't dating apps have a weight filter, it's only fair, bitches can filter for height which is an immutable characteristic unlike weight!
God I hate fat "people" so much
 
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Was watching the Princess Bride and I never realized how batshit insane this scene is. Wesley completely resigns himself to getting captured, where he knows he will probably be tortured to death, all so he doesn't have to be impolite to his gf and tell her how dumb she's being in assuming they'll actually let him go back to his ship.

Thank goodness chivalry is dead
 
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Jace on ice said:
I said it before and I'll say it again, in terms of performance there is not a single one of those bullshit hipster powders, or shakes, or protein burns that outmatches good old fashioned caffeine.

Stop being a faggy little sissy boy and lift as God intended.
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Yeah supplements are gyppo ass snakeoil, only fucking things that work are all either Rx or outright illegal/banned.

I remember having them shilled by some former friends, just to watch them quit lifting 3 weeks in lol. I'm the only fucker in that friend group that still lifts. Fat fucks lmfao

And agreed, just fucking EAT and have a coffee or some bullshit beforehand. Nothing beats CICO, proper sleep and fucking proper training.
 
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I don’t think I ever saw thots care about men going to the gym. My formative years with women was when the “The” bands were big, with guys who were beanpoles with shaggy hair and leather jackets. The girls couldn’t get enough of those faggots, especially if you could noodle on an acoustic guitar. A douchebag who could barely play the latest Jack Johnson, Incubus, The Strokes, or RHCP single in front of a girl got more ass than the guys who took every supplement and hit the gym religiously.

You’re also right that most supplements are snake oil or provide marginal benefit. A multivitamin and some protein powder are going to suffice for 95%+ of regular lifters. If you think you need more stuff like creatine, check your sleep habits and your diet first. Getting quality sleep will go further than hundreds of dollars of supplements per month ever will.
 
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Gym culture is male version of hoe-ism,
1) Everyone swears that they're doing it for themselves alone but in reality does it to attract Becky
2) Everyone compares themselves to a ridiculous standard of the top 1% and does ridiculous things to achieve that like injecting elephant doses of steroids
3) Complain that the other gender doesn't like it, therefore I must do 500% more of it

Just like hoes get a eyebrow lift for ~their mental health~ (They think this time chad will be all over them) meanwhile literally no man cares about that, women don't care about your gainz past the "lean muscular" body type

I assume by making western societies more gynocentric, we'll see more instances of men behaving like women. At least men don't cry that Tekken characters make them feel ashamed of their body (yet)
 
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