Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Gurney Halleck]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Ian get the snip?

Would anyone actually believe he'd be the biological father of any Anisa baby at this point?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Ian get the snip?

It was a meme based on a reddit story of a guy getting a vasectomy because his wife told him to do it, however, considering his shitty hygiene that thing may have actually rot off, bro must be smooth like a ken doll down below.

 

[A27 Cromwell]

To be fair, do you want either of these people to breed?

 

[Slur Generator]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Ian get the snip?

He said that its not true but getting the snip is based cause only a fucking asshole would put the burden of preventing pregnancy on his wife.

The only logical conclusion is that he didn't get it because he doesn't need it.
I genuinely think he got neutered by SSRI.

 

[squirrely dan]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Ian get the snip?

No, he got the shits.

But I do not believe they will procreate. I think I said it before, but a kid is something that takes attention away from you. And I don't know if Anisa is ready to share some of that sweet, sweet attention with someone who needs it more than her.

 

[Slur Generator]

No, he got the shits.

But I do not believe they will procreate. I think I said it before, but a kid is something that takes attention away from you. And I don't know if Anisa is ready to share some of that sweet, sweet attention with someone who needs it more than her.

If she is around a pregnant woman she will want to, good thing Ian can't perform. People twist themselves into a pretzel for pregnant women and recent mothers. The fact that the attention will shift to the baby afterwards is a problem for future Anisa.

 

[I enjoy women]

Ian should just go back to saying nigger and eating hair cake

 

[Oliver Onions]

Thankfully I doubt there's any possibility because
1) She doesn't want one and she makes all the decisions
2) They don't have sex
3) She makes him use a condom on the rare occasion he gets a crumb
4) She's getting old
5) Ian doesn't strike me as the virile type

3 of your 5 points make the very bold assumption Ian would be the father.

Even point 1 I'm fifty-fifty on because I think she'd love the status of being a mother so long as she could fob the baby off on Ian or a nanny to do all the actual work and only ever pick it up to take selfies with.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Wait he's not gay?!? That's just a straight LA/Cali accent??!!?

It's a made up accent. Maybe he's gotten stuck in it, I don't know.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I think baby arc is really the only option for anus that would make sense. Baby would be a great shield from scrutiny and direct attacks. I dont see any other way for her to alleviate the pressure and shift the focus from herself a bit.

But who would be the father? It obviously won't be , and Hasan isn't answering her calls.

In any event, I'll offer up a pre-emptive RIP to their future child, dead of extreme neglect before the age of two.

 

[whalebiologist]

imagine that vapid whore raising an actual child. Fuck no. Let her continue to be a no responsibility slut on the pill until the eggs are all dried up.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Would anyone actually believe he'd be the biological father of any Anisa baby at this point?

I do, purely because it ties into her humiliation fetish for him. Get pregnant, party it up with frequent baby showers and bask in the attention, then once their FAS afflicted bundle of joy arrives, she divorces him and leaves his kid with him. Now we have a cucked pill addicted single father, with no money, drive, ambition, friends, or marketable skills, stuck in a foreign country (so Anisa can still visit if she feels like it) forced to make a mockery of himself online just to support himself and the baby because that is all he knows. If the baby wasn't his, then there could be a chance the baby daddy wants to keep it, but if it was truely Ian's, then he is stuck with the kid.

 

[Kris]

In any event, I'll offer up a pre-emptive RIP to their future child, dead of extreme neglect before the age of two.

I hate to be morbid about it but I had a pretty similar thought. Maybe not to the point of early death. But I 100% could see anus spite carrying a child and neglecting the kid just to constantly pin the blame on Ian. Kid's sick? Mention it was Ian's fault during a podcast or a stream. Kid had some kind of event going on? Don't tell Ian and then say he forgot about it or didn't show up to make him sound like a deadbeat.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

One thing I've come to notice about the Johmas throughout this whole debacle is that outside of their shitty podcast where they're on screen together, they never respond to drama in tandem or even at the same time; they're always taking turns. Ethan says at least Ian knows when to shut up, but he says that when Anisa is having a giant meltdown and crashing out on Twitter when just a few months before it was the opposite that was the case. When Ian put out the Content Cop and then the Content Deputy on Ethan, all Anisa did was yap about how totally "unaffected" and "unbothered" she was about the situation. It's more that she went fully mask off after her attempts at damage control using Ian as her mouthpiece blew up in her/their face(s).

If it weren't for the KC coverage of their nothingburger podcast I probably wouldn't even be convinced Ian and Anisa were two individual entities that could coexist in the same room together at the same time. Once more:

The Johmas aren't beating the "Anisa controls Ian like a puppet" allegations any time soon.

 

[BussyBusta]

View attachment 7618417

Ethan also posted a clip of Anisa describing Ian in "three" words (trailer trash, untucked, simple). Ethan basically was just laughing at it, I don't remember the exact phrase he used. Someone else can grab it if they want because I don't feel like doing a screen recording.

Most loyal BPD woman.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Wow I don't think Ethan is some intellectual titan, but he's running circles around these two tards.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

Wow I don't think Ethan is some intellectual titan, but he's running circles around these two tards.

That is the greater irony. They got beat up by a retarded tourettes sufferer after knifing him in a surprise attack.
At this point THE RAPED, could lose a fight to Ronald McDonald.

 

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

One thing I've come to notice about the Johmas throughout this whole debacle is that outside of their shitty podcast where they're on screen together, they never respond to drama in tandem or even at the same time; they're always taking turns. Ethan says at least Ian knows when to shut up, but he says that when Anisa is having a giant meltdown and crashing out on Twitter when just a few months before it was the opposite that was the case. When Ian put out the Content Cop and then the Content Deputy on Ethan, all Anisa did was yap about how totally "unaffected" and "unbothered" she was about the situation. It's more that she went fully mask off after her attempts at damage control using Ian as her mouthpiece blew up in her/their face(s).

If it weren't for the KC coverage of their nothingburger podcast I probably wouldn't even be convinced Ian and Anisa were two individual entities that could coexist in the same room together at the same time. Once more:

Anisa hasn't figured out how to use two social media accounts at the same time yet.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

She is throwing Ian under the bus, lmao.

What else is new?