Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Slur Generator]

As a thread regular, "whining about a featured thread getting thread tourists" should be on that list.
Because god knows, we get that every single time for the hundredth time as well.

Just skip through highlights until the feature wave dies down if you don't want to read through the rest. The Jomha drama is massively public and this thread isn't a little secret drama treehouse.

I like it when something big happens and new people get exposed to the Jomhas.

 

[Hidden Cat]

daily reminder that the pear shaped whore and his smelly retarded pet of a cuck wanted 34% cut of revenue

 

[squirrely dan]

She is losing her mind.

And we are reaping all the benefits.

 

[Trans Randy]

She is losing her mind.

And we are reaping all the benefits.

I am still so waiting for the "GUYS ANISA JUST WENT LIVE ON TWITCH" post.

 

[NoReturn]

It's a "strategy" of trying to get ahead of the trolls by embracing criticisms in a self deprecating way. See the "She Ruined My Career" podcast. But it just ends up showing everyone exactly what they are self conscious about.

That's the thing, though. If that's what she's actually doing, she's doing it wrong.
Look at Trump on SNL, right? He's playing a plumber because the image he wants to project is the opposite of that. The intended message to the audience is "Look how far this is from who he is! That makes it funny!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY5r9l2NhMs

The problem with Anisa is that you look at that and you don't think "Ah, it's funny because it's the opposite." You think "Yeah, she does look gross."

Because her siblings used to call her it.

That just makes it more confusing why she'd do it!

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Ian sitting next to the air vent in the Jomha basement finally realized after listening to a heated argument upstairs between Anus and MomAnus for two hours that the filthy smelly dog MomAnus wants gone is himself.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

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Edit out ethan and post this on a troon subreddit with "been on HRT for 18 months loving myself more everyday loving all the changes"

The troon smirk and square-pear face guarantees they wont second guess it.

 

[Irregardless]

Living in constant anger or envy will fuck you up as you age

Oh yea, big time.

Anus is also in the weird position of being like Unc status for not only her chosen profession of internet prostitution, but also as a leftist, and I think that it fucks with her deeply.
She's a perpetual fail-daughter whose only goal in life was to achieve the popularity she couldn't get in highschool, but deep down knows she was suppose to crash dummy the wall at 22 where she would be perpetually stuck in low skill jobs, complaining about how unfair the world is because she can't get anything that utilizes her "education".

Instead, she ended up with Ian, where I honest to God have no fucking clue what she has been doing prior to creator clash, other than just being a chronically online wine-o. She'll never understand and nobody around her will ever talk about it, but it is really fucking weird to be a 32 year old whose entire friend group is made up of people they've only known for a couple years, all of whom are still in their 20's. Like the fact that she has basically no actual long term friends speaks for itself.

 

[DALKurumiTokisaki]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Ian get the snip?

That was just a meme/joke that got passed around due to how emasculated Ian is. Him getting snipped probably won't make a difference though considering Anisa is the one laying pipe in the relationship.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

The Twitter account won. Now it can finally rest and watch the Sun rise on a grateful universe.



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Rest well, hero.

There's nothing more heartwarming than the Internet uniting to bully horrible unlikable people into doing the right thing.
Nature is healing.

 

[Trans Randy]

Edit out ethan

Instructions unclear

 

[Terfatron]

In a alternative timeline the Johmas would have made bank.


The content cop dropping, leading up to cc3. Johmas vs Klein, everyone is at the edge of their seat.

We all know it's fake but what if, maaaaaaybe its real?
And wow, look at that, Ian dropping some old school content just to dunk on Ethan, let's gooooo!
All it would take was not breaking caracther for a few months.


The fans would eat it up, the doubters would stay just for the possibility for it to be real and the rest of youtube would get a good show.
Dramtic weigh ins, shade over twitter, non stop on top of things.

Ethan wielding his jew magik, Ian dunking on a old friend and anisa channeling the bpd demon for good use; but when the event is over, GAYOPS MOTHERFUCKERS! The crowd goes wiiiiild!

Free money for everyone. Truckloads of it at that.

But no no, because between calling people ugly, incel, jews and whatnot the these people have the compulsive itch to show everyone how pure and good hearted they are. How grounded and in tune with the little man.
The vibe being whores and no fun allowed I guess.

Too bad they have a even bigger compulsion to fuck a good thing up. They just can't help themselves.

Or as the scorpion would have said "It's in my nature".
lol anisa really predicted the future with the most basic ass fable ever. She couldn't help herself, sinking it all to the bottom of the lake by her own stupidity.

If she had just waited she would be on the other side of the lake by now, she could be flexing 10 new louie Vs, hell, even a few matching tattoos.
And with plenty of time to sting Ethan the frog to death.
Maybe even some

*insert your own ai slop Pic of Ethan as the frog and Anisa as the scorpion mid lake*

 

[abdicatedopossum29]

I'm getting the feeling that for the past few months, contrary to what Anisa has intimated, she was NOT the happiest she's ever been in her life.

Her new pinned tweet is about as close to a white flag of surrender as I think she is capable. Will she prove me wrong?

 

[Miragestallio]

In a way, this is a good ending to this saga. Ian and Anisa's reputation now has been nuked beyond repair, Ian especially has no longer any redeeming qualities and their brand is now synonymous with failure. Networking with anyone normal who's not to the left of stalin is going to be next to impossible now. And even in their ultra leftist hugbox, they are not well received, for there is no incentive to watch Ian over someone like Hasan or even Denims seeing as he just parrots whatever Anisa hears firsthand from them anyways. He is very uncomfortable doing live content, so that's another thing he can't pivot to. Their podcast will forever be in limbo, and his main channel will settle with numbers comparable to Boogie's.

A pathetic end fitting for two pathetic, slimy fucking worms such as the Jomhas.

 

[Marty Robbins]

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Ian get the snip?

You don't need a snip if your wife already cut your balls off

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

In a alternative timeline the Johmas would have made bank.


The content cop dropping, leading up to cc3. Johmas vs Klein, everyone is at the edge of their seat.

We all know it's fake but what if, maaaaaaybe its real?
And wow, look at that, Ian dropping some old school content just to dunk on Ethan, let's gooooo!
All it would take was not breaking caracther for a few months.


The fans would eat it up, the doubters would stay just for the possibility for it to be real and the rest of youtube would get a good show.
Dramtic weigh ins, shade over twitter, non stop on top of things.

Ethan wielding his jew magik, Ian dunking on a old friend and anisa channeling the bpd demon for good use; but when the event is over, GAYOPS MOTHERFUCKERS! The crowd goes wiiiiild!

Free money for everyone. Truckloads of it at that.

But no no, because between calling people ugly, incel, jews and whatnot the these people have the compulsive itch to show everyone how pure and good hearted they are. How grounded and in tune with the little man.
The vibe being whores and no fun allowed I guess.

Too bad they have a even bigger compulsion to fuck a good thing up. They just can't help themselves.

Or as the scorpion would have said "It's in my nature".
lol anisa really predicted the future with the most basic ass fable ever. She couldn't help herself, sinking it all to the bottom of the lake by her own stupidity.

If she had just waited she would be on the other side of the lake by now, she could be flexing 10 new louie Vs, hell, even a few matching tattoos.
And with plenty of time to sting Ethan the frog to death.
Maybe even some

*insert your own ai slop Pic of Ethan as the frog and Anisa as the scorpion mid lake*

That is what they have given up in exchange for orbiting and trying to court the Hamas Porker group of the spergiest socialists on the internet.
You give up Kayfabe interactions. Everything is serious, children are dying in Gaza.
You can't banter and call your long time friend a gay fag jew. Without bringing in all the pages and pages of the EULA and nuance history about the establishment of the state of Israel.
You can't call Anisa a long winded hysterical asshole with bad tats, without a methodical breakdown of the oppression of women's rights.
They are grey people, with grey personality's. Nothing is a joke. Everything is a political cause to fight for.

 

[Red Dye #5]

In a way, this is a good ending to this saga.

when Anisa “drops” Ian off in the woods to never be heard from again I’ll vote for them to be LOTY

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Ian dunking on a old friend

That is the reason why the Content Cop failed so hard. Most of it felt like couples counseling because Ian was too close to the subject and just bitched about little things that was personal to him but insignificant to viewers.

If they wanted to save CC3, They needed to run CC2 on the up and up in order to not burn good will and actually take things seriously as a fighter and organizer. Then when the ticket sales for CC3 start up, that is when Idubbbz drops the Content Cop... about the fighters. Just keep it a light hearted roast, the video gets tons of views because it is a Content Cop, he ACTUALLY promotes the event, and having a video about the fighters would maybe get me to care about some of them because I have no idea who any of them are.

And if he really wants to make FUCKING BANK, the final bout should be Ian vs Anisa. People would tune in to watch her buck break him live.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Anisa is a perfect example of why you must ALWAYS beat your wife.

Find yourself the kind of woman who only needs an occasional beating

 

[H A G]

And if he really wants to make FUCKING BANK, the final bout should be Ian vs Anisa. People would tune in to watch her buck break him live.

This is a great opportunity to show how much they believe Imane Khelif was a true and honest winner too. If it's good enough for the Olympics then it's good enough for amateur boxing.