Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

he has said before he had the 5 years to get it done. but something has changed so he wants it done before the jail time

My money is on someone getting it through Nick's thick fucking skull that getting the 80 hrs done in the few months before the August court date is the obviously smart thing to do. Maybe it was a real lawyer, maybe it was his probation officer, who knows? If he fucks around with it and later gets caught up in some ticky-tack legal bullshit later it would have been in his best interests to show the court that he was serious about his probation terms and deserves a little leeway. As it is, Nick will most likely fuck around with it and just assume there will never be potential consequences.

 

[Vibralldo]

yeah it's legal, paparazzi would take pictures of celebrities doing community service. Nick is just a small town cuck after all.

If Nick and Melton can get a large group of people to try and take pics of Aaron at his trial then one brave farmer can find Nick and take a hilarious photo of him on the highway picking up garbage or something.

He doesn't need to be a lawyer to sue someone.

But doesn't he have to be to represent his wife and his company in pro bono lawsuits?

 

[Pomniman]

If Nick and Melton can get a large group of people to try and take pics of Aaron at his trial then one brave farmer can find Nick and take a hilarious photo of him on the highway picking up garbage or something.

Or an even braver farmer can take an even more hilarious selfie with him at Hedo 2. @Fapcop it's your time to shine, buddy (this is just a joke and I don't actually expect anyone to do it).

 

[Vibralldo]

My money is on someone getting it through Nick's thick fucking skull that getting the 80 hrs done in the few months before the August court date is the obviously smart thing to do. Maybe it was a real lawyer, maybe it was his probation officer, who knows? If he fucks around with it and later gets caught up in some ticky-tack legal bullshit later it would have been in his best interests to show the court that he was serious about his probation terms and deserves a little leeway. As it is, Nick will most likely fuck around with it and just assume there will never be potential consequences.

Didn't Nick claim the community service is being assigned to him and he didn't choose it?

Is it possible that the state is telling him when and where to serve it?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He does to have to be a lawyer for Kayla to sue Aaron for "free". Or even Rekieta Media / Rekieta Law, two defunct LLCs in Texas and Minnesota.

But doesn't he have to be to represent his wife and his company in pro bono lawsuits?

Yeah, ofc, to act as a lawyer he has to be one (in good standing). But Mr. Moneybags can hire anyone.

 

[Sneed Force One]

$1000 to protect muh freeze peach, can't cough up $675 for fail appeals.

 

[Vibralldo]

This has popped up as a quote several times overnight, but here's the thing:


But what Nick actually means is, I have to be around my family or they might start to talk and realize what a horrible monster I really am to everyone. It's classic narc shit. He can't control the narrative if they aren't there.

AS IF IT MATTERS. The wife, Kayla Rekieta, the slatternly whore, is a drugged out zombie and the kids are black mirror zombies.

"I will be us" is Nick saying "Kayla, you are a useless, mentally crippled retard, so I have to both do my job as a father and take on your responsibilities. But it's ok because I love you."

It's a manipulation tactic to make Kayla feel useless so she can't leave.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Yeah, ofc, to act as a lawyer he has to be one (in good standing). But Mr. Moneybags can hire anyone.

And yet, Nick continues to go back to the well with his Barneswalker, for everything but his doomed defamation case. Makes ya think. (I'd try to find someone more local, just so I don't have to pay travel time. Maybe there's a reason why Nick can't find someone local...)

 

[Fortyone]

imagine one of the top recurring themes in your livestreams is how you had gay sexual relations and cum swapping with the man who fucked your wife 100+ times

 

[Steve Seagull]

This has popped up as a quote several times overnight, but here's the thing:


But what Nick actually means is, I have to be around my family or they might start to talk and realize what a horrible monster I really am to everyone. It's classic narc shit. He can't control the narrative if they aren't there.

AS IF IT MATTERS. The wife, Kayla Rekieta, the slatternly whore, is a drugged out zombie and the kids are black mirror zombies.

Is this supposed to be them like customized or is it a random picture? Weird for Kayla to be tattooed with straight hair, as one of her most prominent features is her curly hair. Looks more like April with the side bang.

 

[Maraschino]

If Nick had done 4 hours twice a week since he got sentenced I think he'd be done?

But he waited until the last moment apparently and now he needs them done, so the PO isn't feeling very generous about letting Nick string it along.

I don't think he HAS to do them before August, but I think he was told doing them would look good for getting off on jail time and now he's realizing how hard the internet will bully him for doing time and he's panicking.

This was also my line of reasoning when it came to his community service/jail time: there's nothing to say he has to do all 80 hours before August. BUT, because it's the government, there's a bit of an insinuation, or as Dennis from IASIP says, the implication. The implication that the government can decide whether he serves 30 days of jail time (with 2 days deducted for time served, so 28 days) or not and has a lot of things they can consider, like doing his community service.

It's actually funny how it seems like they're doing to him what he does to fucking everyone that makes him insufferable: we aren't saying you have to do the 80 hours before August. But you should. Do you feel lucky? Do you want to risk it? You really think you've been a good boy long enough you won't need to serve time? If you were taking this seriously like a good boy, you'd have done them already, because you do fuck all otherwise. And if you aren't taking this seriously, perhaps you should enjoy prison. But maybe you won't have to anyways, we've let your behavior slide already. But maybe you could end up having to do it anyways. Or you could avoid it all, if you did them before August, maybe not. Maybe we haven't decided you're going to jail. Maybe we have. But still, maybe you should do it to get it over. We have a lot of things to consider.

You know, because of the implication.

I politely ask people to refrain from ChatGPT / Grok / Gemini-posting, it crops up from time to time in this thread.

There's a handful of things AI can do, and can do well (like pattern recognition, with potential applications towards medicine). Collating accurate information is not one of them. It frequently just makes shit up, enough to not be trustworthy.

Haven't there been literal issues in the court with attorneys using AI and it turns out the AI was just making up citations that don't exist?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Didn't Nick claim the community service is being assigned to him and he didn't choose it?

Is it possible that the state is telling him when and where to serve it?

He can choose things like being able to serve it on weekdays or weekends, that sort of stuff. But they will tell him what days and times the community services are scheduled for. They will have dates and times that they will get people together to go pickup trash. That stuff is planned out and they won't interrupt their schedule just because Little Lord Balldomore feels like getting in an hour or two whenever he feels like. I don't know how much choice they will give for what activity he ends up with. Maybe they will give him a list to choose from, maybe they will tell him what activity he will do based on what they have going on.

 

[Swole McPole]

"I am a physically weak and impotent faggot who can't even do the work a child could. Can I suck black cocks for my community service?"

We righteous Somali men have no interest in a weak and impotent faggot, but we hate to see white women and children going to waste. As part of your community service, send your wife and female children down to the Kandiyohi Somali Community Centre where the imam will be happy to perform clitoridectomies on each female. After a week or two to heal, your women will be able to provide valuable services to the men of the Somali community without running any risk that they might derive pleasure from those acts.

As the patriarch of the family, you may observe from the traditional chair that we reserve for such rituals, and provide snacks to the hard working Somali men who are ensuring your women and children do their duty by meeting the patriarch's obligations to the criminal justice system and the Kandiyohi community.

 

[Pentamidine]

Whew. Look at the clubbing on those fingernails.



Also why does he put the whole dam mouth of the bottle in his mouth?

 

[Goatchoker]

I think he’s being a “rich” pain in the ass to the courts.
Generally, getting hours in community service before the courts is looked at favorably, give a few hours sorting goodwill shit, but nope. He will bitch and moan instead. I hope he is forced to pick up trash on a lone highway that is sponsored by whomever. And I hope he cries.

Is it mandatory to complete before August 1st?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Also why does he put the whole dam mouth of the bottle in his mouth?

Force of habit

 

[Vibralldo]

Also why does he put the whole dam mouth of the bottle in his mouth?

He misses Aaron

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's a manipulation tactic to make Kayla feel useless so she can't leave.

Yup, but imagine immortalizing your narc behavior, and shitting on your spouse, all in one shitty tattoo.

Is this supposed to be them like customized or is it a random picture? Weird for Kayla to be tattooed with straight hair, as one of her most prominent features is her curly hair. Looks more like April with the side bang.

This was well before the Qover. I'm assuming it's either an "off the wall" selection, or a quick sketch that Nick said, "No just do that." It was inked at one of the annual tattoo conventions in the Cities that many of the other horrible tattoos have come from. There was a fair amount of contemporaneous commentary on it (including comparisons to Green Day and MCR album covers) when it surfaced.

 

[Melty Butter]

So an hour long compilation of his ex-boyfriend is worth $1000

He misses Aaron

Speaking of Aaron, a quick update - his mood seems alright.

• His paypiggies seem to be keeping him ahead of his goals lately. He got a $190.00 dono today and $200 yesterday + all the smaller donos
• He discussed Signal, and how LEO told him that Signal will indeed cooperate with law enforcement (related to hacking)
• For the radio station he's in conversations with for a job, he suggested a billboard with his mugshot with the caption "He's Back!". They didn't like the idea. He said that his legal troubles have to wrap up before they'll hire him. (Loosely related to Nick via arrest.)
• He showed this from an app called Restream (?). He claims it's his cross-platform viewership. (Sorry for the poor quality.) If accurate, that puts him in Nick-range.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'm not sure if a certain amount of time is required to pass, but Rekieta's latest stream is not appearing in Playboard.co stream analytics.