Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Claudio Castaneda waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cats in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Sperg Spectating were not listenend too and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Claudio played Roblox for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the condo games and he said to dad "I want to be on the condo daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CATS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the condo games base of Roblox he knew there were cats.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fuck the cats!"
So Claudio gotted his trachea tube and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the cats
"I will meow at him" said the cat under a car and he fired the rocket missiles. Claudio plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to fuck.
"No! I must fuck the cats" he shouted
The radio said "No, Claudio. You are the cats"
And then Claudio was a nigger.
 
It's your fault that the furry fandom is a thing! Just like Pride, too. And don't get me started about the fact all the furries that harmed me still harm others and are free (or die free).
Except that homosexuality has existed all around the world. So have furries. The USA didn't invent those.
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> Teen Claudio defends status exclusive places. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Do you still have the same opinion now?
 
Do you cook? I sure did, right now

Traditionally, cooking has been considered a woman's responsibility in Mexican culture. This is often tied to the concept of "machismo" and "marianismo", where men are seen as the primary providers and women as the homemakers and caregivers.

Lol. Claudio confirming he's a sissy bitch.
 
We already know you are a gay pedophile. You don't need to keep proving it.

And you only found out about it last month. Gee, what a close family. Almost like the rest of your family wants nothing to do with Claudia's failed abortion of a son.

You would know how long it laid there. Because you did it. You raped the cat.

No one cares about your CP collection. (Cat porn and child porn)

I checked your roblox avatars months ago,
Do it
They're all cringe FNF related shit. Aren't you supposed to be a man?
Bitch
Why are you making roblox outfits out of children's FNF mods about shitty creepypastas?
You are my buttmonkey. Do it. (Didn't read btw)
So do you guys think we could convince @We Are The Witches to bust out his ouija board and contact the raped cat so we could get his side of the story?
...You are not beating the allegations of being from a pagan ridden country (in the present)
That sounds like a fantastic idea.
>Christian
>Agree to oujias

I don't see what's wrong with that. No sir.
Except that homosexuality has existed all around the world. So have furries. The USA didn't invent those.
You: NOOOOOO WE ARE NOT AT FAULT!! *Pontius Pilatus hand cleaning scene*
... I thought you guys hated Indians and non white people. Pick a lane, buddy!
Do you still have the same opinion now?
Hmm. What a good ques—

Disney: USA
Hollywood: USA
The start of the modern porn industry: USA
The road to mainstream gay porn industry: By American jews.

And now for, maybe, many relevant examples. I'm looking at you, Brayden Haydeen—Peel.

Crash Bandicoot and Tawna? American made.
Lola Bunny? USA.
One of the most famous interspecies relationships in the story of animation, Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit? Pushed by Disney and Warner, both Disney companies.
Nala, The Lion King: Disney. Don't think I forgot how much people meme about those "fuck me" eyes she does, bitch @Goycast Guy
Carmelita Montoya, Sly Cooper series: American company.
Rita, Oliver and Company: I don't remember female dogs acting like that. Oh wait, Disney made the movie? Get fucked, @Goycast Guy
Vixey, The Fox and the Hound: Disney. Mentioning this one for the fucking lolz.
Maid Marian - Robin Hoor (Disney): No, Brayden. The movie is still American, get fucked.

I only mentioned female ones because with the male ones I would only need Bugs Bunny to essentially murder your team's logic: @Goycast Guy and @Po's Cootah . After all, Bugs Bunny has always cross dressed.

"B-B-BUT MUH CONTEXT!!"

He still kissed men. Both in universe humans and other anthros. Get fucked and sent into the Popocapepetl.

...Or Prince Adam (the Beast). That one too, he may have been born a normal man, but his relationship started with Belle when—

"B-B-BUT MUH CONTEXT!!! THAT'S FRENCH!!!"

The animated Disney movie isn't French. Get fucked.

"CLAUDIO YOU MISSPELLED SHIT!"

Give me my edit abilities back then.
 
Claudio gives his "cute cub" puppy a sexual bath - Hencho en Mexico
Remember, people.

White people: 8% of the world

But also.

54% of sex trafficking consumers worldwide.

Hope this helps!
Yes. White people have money. Sex workers want money. That's how it works. If you could pay whores with beans, Mexicans would be a larger percentage.
 
We get it, you look at weird stuff on e621.
No one mentioned e621 here. Get your mind out of the EPI gutter, zoophile cuck.
I’ve been able to cook since I was a little kid. You’re so special buddy
I could cook something special for you.

Your face. A la Dead Rising.
You sure know a lot of examples of furry sexual fantasies right off the top of your head for someone who isn't clams not to be a furry.
If you ask, I didn't read. But your team's fascination to Paganism reminded me of something.

Could you tell me where THE FLYING FUCK did you take "reincarnation" as a """"catholic belief""""? I would LOVE to know.

No, no. Don't go and say you "confused it" with RESURRECTION. I know what you said.

Retarded fuck (@Sparkletor 2.0) who would be better off being impaled like Vlad Tepez did to his enemies.

Yes. White people have money. Sex workers want money.
You call minor aged slaves "workers"? That would imply they were legally hired.

Dumbass retard.

Epstein and Diddy were born in USA by the way.
 
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