"teehee I was impulsive as hell despite lifetimes of wisdom. Good thing it all worked out anyways! Even though we all went through a bunch of bullshit, we all grew a little. YOUR WELCOME!"
>be Dax
>be on a long recon mission in the Gamma quadrant
>everyone wants to go home
>detect some weird readings
>"checking this stuff out can't hurt, right ben ^.^"
>it's temporal bullshit, kira gets zapped, the ship is heavily damaged
>ohshit.gif
>"we are being hailed"
>oh nice, it's your offspring
>"but how is that possible"
>"timey-wimey bullshit, don't think too hard"
>go down to the surface with the others
>find out that whatever zapped kira will kill her in like three days
>"haha alright, xD"
>future-past dax gives "i'm full of shit and you shouldn't trust me"-vibes
>trust him anyway
>find out that worf started a death cult two centuries ago
>o'briens are everywhere, and somehow bashir managed to get his dick wet, too
>odo is even more of an incel
>quark is a holographic teacher, nice, lol
>get into a fight with your offspring
>more bullshit happens, yada yada
>odo helps you escape because he maintained his boner for kira for over 200 years (bless that man)
>over 9,000 people vanish because of that
>tfw
Sometimes I get awfully tired of her bullshit shenanigans.