DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Harambe]

I bet you can beat the cancer phil! you beat dark souls!

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

We're officially out of the holy schedule since he only scheduled until the 9.

That's so out of character for him it's really strange. The parents visit theory is actually the one that makes the most sense.
I could see Dave sr. wanting to go to the bathroom and stumbling into the trashbag shower then yelling at his son's incompetence.

Or worse, Dave and Linda wanting to park their car but there's too much styrofoam in the garage for them to get their car in.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I'll somewhat agree to his parents visiting to fix the snort fort, except I'll add it's just his mother flew out and she's been spending the last 5 days brushing Phil's hair to try and cover the bald spot before he goes back on stream.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Uh oh guys, dear leader figured out how much I use the word penultimate: https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/632099/

In case I go missing tell my family-style family members that I loved them.

"This is the penultimate custom-style official gamer edition comment"

I find it funny how the rest of the site forgets inside jokes exist when it comes to DSP because of their blind hatred for detractors, while we had a literal community feature over Rekieta sharting lmao.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I'm 80% sure his parents called him and said, "hey things aren't good here, our time is limited, please come see us again asap" so he and Khet got on a flight and went down to visit. That makes the most sense to me. Like others have said he already mentioned taking a trip soon in the PPP DMs. Maybe he decided now was the time after that windfall he got on July 4th.

If that's the case, he should've told his fans, "hey I'm going down to see my parents, they aren't doing very well. Be back soon." I don't think anyone would shit on him for that, we all have parents.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

If that's the case, he should've told his fans, "hey I'm going down to see my parents, they aren't doing very well. Be back soon." I don't think anyone would shit on him for that, we all have parents.

He truly believes that someone would try to do something to the WAKhando or his parent's place. So his claim is that he has to be evasive or the "fucked in the head" detractors will break into his home or something.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'd like to say i dont believe either of his parents are *that* sick, old yes, bed ridden pumped full of happy pills until they croak? Nah.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

An adult survivor of abuse refusing to visit his parents is understandable. Phail's trauma was not getting a toy when he wanted it. Imagine having to convince your childless, except for a potential menagerie, adult son to come see you. Phail, like many lolcows, is total waste of carbon.

Dents, you're supporting a manlet who is without any redeeming qualities.

I wish I could see my dad again.

 

[BallBuster II]

If that's the case, he should've told his fans, "hey I'm going down to see my parents, they aren't doing very well. Be back soon." I don't think anyone would shit on him for that, we all have parents.

Just look at the optics. He hasn't seen his parents since he scammed his wheelchairs into paying for his sad little wedding. Before that, I think he only saw them once after he moved to WA, and they had to come to him. So let's just say in 10+ years he has seen them 2-3 times. Now, in the hypothetical scenario that one or both are on their deathbeds, he only out of social construct obligations (and thought of money) goes to see them. If he cared at all about them, he would have made the effort to go and see them during the holidays or something. I don't care who you are, if you like or hate him, but that just isn't a good look.

The main thing, is if that is the case, and they are not long for the world, he will have to manage what's left of their estate before he goes back. That could be quite an undertaking for someone has inept as him. That includes, possibly cleaning out the home, and prepping it for sale.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

If that's the case, he should've told his fans, "hey I'm going down to see my parents, they aren't doing very well. Be back soon." I don't think anyone would shit on him for that, we all have parents.

You’re underestimating his ego. If this is indeed related to his parents’ health, PPP hit the nail on the head: it’d prove that the messages about his parents’ health were real, and that he purposely neglected their wellbeing just to try to prove the detractors wrong.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So his claim is that he has to be evasive or the "fucked in the head" detractors

All while it's his fans and whales that are fucked in the head. I wouldn't be surprised seeing Derish breaking into his house to masturbate with the chair.

He's lucky Derish is too dumb to drive or jayde can't walk. Otherwise the snortfort would be at risk

 

[King of Gout]

He wouldn't miss three days of begging due to internet outage, at this point ComCast would have already fixed it. My take is that he is not at home, he is probably in Connecticut visiting his parents with Kat. Something is up, not sure why. It's very out of character for Phil to not tweet anything, he would have sent updates if it was something simple. Remember, if it was an internet issue, he would be ranting nonstop, he is known for being a Karen.

 

[strandedcastaway]

With Phil, here's this guy who perceives himself as a well-known YouTube legend, someone who thinks that thousands care about his opinion on food, games, etc. Yet when he disappears, not only does it not matter, but there's literally no one who knows the guy well enough to find out where he is.

Now before Phil says, "I did that intentionally because of detractors," well, if he had friends they would care and need to know what happened. Think about it. Normal person goes through some shit and wants to handle it quietly. A friend can call them or send a text to check in, and then put out the word "Phil's visiting family/he's got the flu/he surprised his wife with a vacation (lol)/his mom's not doing well" and everyone's like oh okay, let him know if he needs anything, we're here. Phil's so hated and isolated that there's no one---friend or detractor---who can even find out what happened to him. He's just gone.

 

[We Are The Witches]

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if he's in CT, he was playing at 1 am

Have you confirmed that that's how it works with an account of yours?

Because they have changed their website and the information displayed. It used to be that it would update every x days, then load some of the info into the profile, including the last active field, but restricted to days. If you look at the api response it says that the last activity was on the 9th, but it only tracked so far until the 9th (so he still has not missed a day).



So have you verified that it was truly 6 hours ago (when it "claimed" to be updated)? Or is just Scopely's pajeetscripts telling you whatever.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Phil's back gave out and he needed that amazing Seattle Air to fix it. This stuff takes a few days. Us old heads remember this.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Have you confirmed that that's how it works with an account of yours?

Because they have changed their website and the information displayed. It used to be that it would update every x days, then load some of the info into the profile, including the last active field, but restricted to days. If you look at the api response it says that the last activity was on the 9th, but it only tracked so far until the 9th (so he still has not missed a day).

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So have you verified that it was truly 6 hours ago (when it "claimed" to be updated)? Or is just Scopely's pajeetscripts telling you whatever.

Others have posted screenshots earlier and the number of hours has been different so it’s been updating. If it’s accurate or not? Fuck if I know

 

[Moar Krabs]

Day 4 of the Thread civil war

 

[San Dimas High School]

I have no idea where DSP is but I want to know who these 7 absolute madlad hopeless romantics are:

Just seems likely to me. People always give him shit for it, and it's something big-boy adults do that he hasn't done. Also I think he'd keep 100% radio silent.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Traveling can be stressful and tiring. It often takes a day to get back to the normal routine. Would Phail rush back to his dents and leave Khet to restore order to the snort fort, or would he take an extra day off?

 

[DerelictOnion]

I find this place more fun when Phil is not around.