DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

I am genuinely surprised he hasn't come back yet, even for a vague highschool girl tweet. I don't think even both his parents dying could stop him from the grift for this long. I know deep in my soul that the reason is going to be incredibly boring but honestly there's a growing chance that he actually did have to hatchet someone to death or he suffered some sort of catastrophic goutstroke that makes it impossible to stream. Maybe Khet murdered him and sent the tweet herself?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Yeah i could definitely see that being Dave's reaction if someone had his ear for five minutes to give him the cliffs notes version of why his son is a fucking scumbag preacher.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

"This does not even deserve a podcast because this is dead serious. Everyone in the chat, you all remember, right, the marathon I did last week, right? My mom and dad are super mad we didn't hit the goals, and they're blaming me but it's not my fault! I need everyone in the chat. To. Donate. I'll wear a vest, I'll eat Subway, I'll do anything I can! Just give. Me. Money!"

"Listen to me! Listen to me!"

"Dad, get out, I'm running my business!"

"Turn that damned thing off!"

"I'm working!"

"I don't care what you're doing! Do you realize how much of a giant embarrassment you are? If anyone we knew saw how you act online we would be too ashamed to leave the house again!"

"I don't know what you're talking about! My business is successful!"

"Turn that goddamn thing off and fast!"

"But I'm working! I was just telling everyone in the chat that in order to run a successful sandwich shop you need your customers to pay for the sandwiches!"

"I don't want to be humiliated! And you're the biggest mistake I ever made!"

"I'M WORKING! So yeah, everyone in the chat, tips, subs, cheers, NOW NOW NOW. Fuck the trolls and fuck you if you don't give me enough money."

get away from that champions app! i'm cuttin it down!

 

[KevJ]

You know I've not realized it until niw and that there's a really good chance Dave and Linda haven't seen Khet since the wedding back when fattest thing about her was her head and ogryn underbite.

Phil had to know she’d grow into that head, it’s like lunch lady arms on a younger woman they will fill out.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I keep checking back every couple hours to see three new pages and expect there to finally be news, and I keep being disappointed.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

So much for "the trolls, detractors and all the dunces who hate me for no reason will having nothing to do if i dissapear!" This forum has had the most fun shitposting. memeing and theorizing ever since you disappeared Dave.

The only exception i can think about is Doody, he might actually kill himself.

 

[not william stenchever]

Aliens abducted him so that they could better understand humanity. I don't know what will come of this but I think it's a safe bet to await exterminatus, stalker children. Or maybe they'll just become detractors of Earthlings as a whole.

 

[Rustybuttons]

i’ve been following the dsp shit for 4-5 years, and as much as this feels like a nothing burger, it’s interesting.
of course it was after a marathon though. the money isn’t instant sure, but
edit- i almost wanna say he’s purposely not saying anything on a mommy daddy trip due to recent youtube happenings, to prove “the detractors need me!”..

 

[Baklava]

I'm starting to get a bit bullish on the idea of Kat being in the hospital and Phil not taking it very seriously during his marathon (hence roasting her about dinner before Sonic pickle menu devouring) and then realizing she needed professional care. Has anyone called the hospitals around Renton yet? Would they be allowed to say if she's been admitted?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Has anyone called the hospitals around Renton yet? Would they be allowed to say if she's been admitted?

Don’t do this. It’s fucking gay and hospitals don’t need faggots taking time from actual emergencies.

If you even think about calling a hospital to ask about anything involving DSP, kill yourself first and don’t leave a note.

 

[myone]

If you even think about calling a hospital to ask about anything involving DSP, kill yourself first and don’t leave a note.

If they absolutely need to run some retarded gay ops, they should try to bother Jenna, Khet, Rambo, Dave or Linda. Their time is basically worthless.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

If they absolutely need to run some retarded gay ops, they should try to bother Jenna, Khet, Rambo, Dave or Linda. Their time is basically worthless.

It would be more worthwhile to organize and gaslight the internet into thinking DSP died

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Don’t do this. It’s fucking gay and hospitals don’t need faggots taking time from actual emergencies.

If you even think about calling a hospital to ask about anything involving DSP, kill yourself first and don’t leave a note.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Doody already tried it, he’s even more dented than the wheelchairs that bankroll Phil.

 

[Baklava]

Don’t do this. It’s fucking gay and hospitals don’t need faggots taking time from actual emergencies.

If you even think about calling a hospital to ask about anything involving DSP, kill yourself first and don’t leave a note.

I don't intend to call and wouldn't condone it as something reasonable to do, no. That doesn't mean no one has, though. All that said, I wouldn't be surprised if Phil cautioned against letting anyone who might call know that his wife is in hospital, if that were ever the situation. I think a receptionist can take two seconds to look up a name. Either way, just enjoying the theory crafting in Phil's absence.

 

[Pepper Jack]

If anyone attempts any gay ops regarding Phil's absence and posts it on this forum, I will ban you with the quickness.

Don't do any gay ops with Phil. It only confirms his narrative and makes you like Doody. Don't be like Doody.

 

[Rustybuttons]

Don’t do this. It’s fucking gay and hospitals don’t need faggots taking time from actual emergencies.

If you even think about calling a hospital to ask about anything involving DSP, kill yourself first and don’t leave a note.

this type of shit is the definition of “i have no life”, at this point you ARE a dsp fan lol

 

[neger psykolog]

Is using the word 'penultimate' incorrectly an insider Phil reference or something? It happens in the latest CF post like three times and it's driving me nuts.

You have to have a fairly high IQ to understand DSP. It's an IQ test (ceiling fire alarm chirp) and I have leading scientists working on (loud snort) the study right now.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I'm honestly having more fun with this guessing what DSP is doing than anything he's done in ages. Even the Kino stuff was more boring.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

I'm starting to get a bit bullish on the idea of Kat being in the hospital and Phil not taking it very seriously during his marathon (hence roasting her about dinner before Sonic pickle menu devouring) and then realizing she needed professional care. Has anyone called the hospitals around Renton yet? Would they be allowed to say if she's been admitted?

You don't mess with lolcows, they are their worst enemies.

imagine we are sitting across a sandwich shop on the other side of the street. The shop owner is a middle age fat closeted homosexual man larping as an adult with a real family, and every time he opens up, he starts ranting like a lunatic telling every person that passes by that the reason why he's not popular, respected and is being hated by the food industry, is due to the other sandwich shops secretly plotting his demise and bad mouthing his products. If you happen to tell him otherwise with evidence that his claims are simply retarded and untrue (he puts shit between two slices of bread and calls it a delicacy), he is going to slap you across the face with snack sized pizza and condemn you from ever show up near him.

Would you report him for doing something like that to your person? yes.

Would you break in his sandwich shop at night, steal all of his work tools, destroy the establishment, be recorded by his 30 security cameras and now be a subject of felony? If your answer is yes, you have no self value.

 

[GodModule]

It's been nice to be free of DSP for the past few days. I do kinda miss the retard though