Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    673
not william stenchever said:
Rekieta losses: half a bag of doritos sassily eaten, 1 house foreclosed, one house sold, one dosed child

Result: Decisive Monty Strategic Victory
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We should never forget that coke stream happened after Monty sued, no matter how much nitrous nick huffs, Monty's one action fucked him so badly he needed to do cocke during livestream and prompted everything else. I belive we all in this thread should thank Montograph for providing us with such entertainment.
 
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I can see Nick settling into a 800 - 1500 viewer stream where TPBITU / "Onionverse" / Anti-Kiwifarms alogs sit around and jerk off to whatever Nick says, simply by the virtue of "pissing off the other side" instead of content with any creative value. It worked for Ralph for years and took a long time to siphon off the viewership.

The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable? Will Kayla continue to tolerate Nick's schemes at relevance? Nick could barely summon two cohosts for a few days at a time. Who is going to be Nick's Gator or Zidane? Drex has abandoned him, who else will pick up the mantle? GriftyIRL? Tugsimp?
 
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Sneed Force One said:
I can see Nick settling into a 800 - 1500 viewer stream where TPBITU / "Onionverse" / Anti-Kiwifarms alogs sit around and jerk off to whatever Nick says, simply by the virtue of "pissing off the other side" instead of content with any creative value. It worked for Ralph for years and took a long time to siphon off the viewership.

The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable? Will Kayla continue to tolerate Nick's schemes at relevance? Nick could barely summon two cohosts for a few days at a time. Who is going to be Nick's Gator or Zidane? Drex has abandoned him, who else will pick up the mantle? GriftyIRL? Tugsimp?
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Nick doesn't need to be profitable. He just has to pretend to be busy. Mommy bails him out when he needs it.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable?
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I mean, the question is, will Mom and Pop keep supporing this life? If they will he can be whatever he want, he can scream at josh till his parents die and he gets petrofac money, which most likely will be wasted in few years on legal warfare, drugs, hookers and garbage paintings.
 
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Potentially Cat Mom said:
Dammit. I was hoping people would be lining up to donate now that Hardin had taken over. Oh well.
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I rolled my eyes when I saw he was switching attorneys, from “Pro Bono” to “Community Funded”. So I presume this was being said sarcastically.
Ruling on the field; unforced error - self inflicted Monty L, with no Rekieta W.
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Sneed Force One said:
I can see Nick settling into a 800 - 1500 viewer stream where TPBITU / "Onionverse" / Anti-Kiwifarms alogs sit around and jerk off to whatever Nick says, simply by the virtue of "pissing off the other side" instead of content with any creative value. It worked for Ralph for years and took a long time to siphon off the viewership.

The question is, despite the views, will it be profitable? Will Kayla continue to tolerate Nick's schemes at relevance? Nick could barely summon two cohosts for a few days at a time. Who is going to be Nick's Gator or Zidane? Drex has abandoned him, who else will pick up the mantle? GriftyIRL? Tugsimp?
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Melton will inevitably snake
His audience already hates Nick and Nick will eventually be more valuable as a cow to Melton
 
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Maker's Mark said:
Watched the Rekieta clip on last night's Casino. The new haircut makes him look even more AIDS riddled.
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The "guy from Eraserhead" joke made me laugh out loud.

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RotPockets said:
I rolled my eyes when I saw he was switching attorneys, from “Pro Bono” to “Community Funded”. So I presume this was being said sarcastically.
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We actually don't know if Monty had pro bono representation. A popular theory here was that Schneider was working at a deeply discounted rate, but that's just the usual thread speculation. Nick himself said that he thought Schneider was working on contingency, but Nick's opinion means even less than anyone here.

What we know is that, when it came to the appeal, Monty had to raise money to bring in a guy that specializes in appeals (meaning that very definately wasn't pro bono). He out-raised Nick... and then... beat Randazza with a much cheaper lawyer. Cue Cokestream.

It would actually be pretty funny if Monty's total outlay for this whole thing is pretty insignificant and, in return, he caused Nick to burn hundreds of thousands of dollars, and get so fucked up on coke on a livestream that the 5-0 noticed and included it in a search warrant application. It would still be a Nick W against Monty, I suppose, but a really pyrrhic one.

It also makes one wonder what would ever happen if Nick pissed off somebody with less baggage but more money.
 
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