Foot fetishist bombarded police and NHS with 1,200 calls asking about their feet - Man, 49, made repeated bogus calls to the police’s non-emergency 101 line so he could ‘indulge his sexual foot fetish’.

A creep who bombarded the emergency services with hundreds of nuisance calls so he could pester the operators about their feet has been spared jail.

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Richard Cove, 49, made repeated bogus calls to the police’s non-emergency 101 line so he could ‘indulge his sexual foot fetish’, Worthing Magistrates Court heard.

Already well-known to NHS 111 operators as ‘The Foot Fetish Caller’, he would give his name as Michael Foot or Helen Cheeseman to manufacture a conversation.

Cove would then steer the chat to asking about the size of their feet or trying to manipulate call handlers into saying the phrases ‘cheesy feet’ or ‘smelly feet’.

The pervert pleaded guilty to wasting hours of police time over the calls to the 101 number and was given a 10-week prison sentence, suspended for 24 months.

Investigating officer, Rose Horan, said of the latest weird offences: "A number of police staff reported strikingly similar conversations from withheld numbers which we were able to link to Richard Cove.

He pretended to be an elderly woman so that he could manipulate call takers into giving him time and attention. He specifically targeted female officers, some in busy departments dealing with serious sexual offences and online child abuse, wasting scarce public resources to indulge his sexual fetish."

Natalie Roepke, prosecuting, had told the court: "He was asking the call handlers about their feet and height and telling them about his feet.

He admitted a sexual foot fetish which he indulges during the calls.

He said he is aroused by feet and especially aroused by the thought of the call handlers feet."

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I can understand having a fetish. I can even understand the idea of getting off to pictures of feet or whatever these guys do but I really don't understand how someone can get off by calling up the police and asking them things like
Cove would then steer the chat to asking about the size of their feet or trying to manipulate call handlers into saying the phrases ‘cheesy feet’ or ‘smelly feet’.
Like if I didn't know any better I would think that's just trolling. That's the kind of thing a kid making a prank phone call would say. How does someone get off to that?
 
>he would give his name as Michael Foot or Helen Cheeseman

lmao
imagine being a 911 operator and you keep getting calls from "michael foot" asking about your feet
He's been dead since 2010.

Kenny Everett kicked his stick away.

Foot fetish weirdos need to be blasted into the Sun.

Build a bigger Space Cannon, Elon.
 
I expected him to be fatter.

Pervs used to call pizza delivery lines or retail stores before caller ID was a thing. A whole generation of teen girls working their first job learned foot/piss/crossdressing fetishes existed this way.
"hey, Rocco's Pizza? Yeah, could I get a large pepperoni with extra cheese ple-
"OH MY GOD FUCK OFF PERVERT!"
"... Uh.... Hello?"
 
"hey, Rocco's Pizza? Yeah, could I get a large pepperoni with extra cheese ple-
"OH MY GOD FUCK OFF PERVERT!"
"... Uh.... Hello?"
"Hello, is that Big Ben's Fish and Chips? Yeah, I've been thinking about your big sausage and licking my lips all day. Do you deliver? You do?! Oh, excellent. Do you mind delivering it up the back passage? Do be careful, though, it's covered in shit. Heh, all sorts have been up there - dogs, horses... The last bloke said it was the dirtiest back passage he'd ever seen."
 
this man is a hero! every minute of cop time wasted saves shitposters in the UK!
I also dont think its illegal for non brits to call their police and talk about their feet.
 
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Walk on, you brave. Perfect. It is 100% justified to waste British taxpayer dollars so you can talk about feet. At least he's white. He probably pays taxes, so he has every right to call the NHS, which is a shitty organization and shitty healthcare. Anyways. Talk about feet. I fully support harassing British government officials. I do it every other day.
 
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British cops deserve every second of this gentleman's attention. Maybe we can hook him up to some scam callers in Mumbai and out-jeet the jeets next!
 
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i remember when i was in the military me and a buddy used to buy a skype number and fuck with people. in one case we called a foot clinic and started giggling over the phone "HEHEHEHE YOU GUYS WORK WITH FEET HAHAHA NASTY!!!!" to the point where they threatened to call the cops and took the phone off the line which was pretty funny
 
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