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Tangentially related fat retard with emotional problems has changed his story from "training" for about a month to having been doing so for months now
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I assume he's accepted that he's going to be cannon fodder instead of a psy-ops officer or "war correspondent" lol

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Does Zoey realize she's sweeping for a geriatric pedophile?
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥ said:
On topic tax:
Does Zoey realize she's sweeping for a geriatric pedophile?
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She is incredibly naive, and because of that tends to be a target for pedophiles and other bad actors. She either doesn't know, or he's successfully convinced her that Kiwi Farms is just lying about him.
 
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He has zero self awareness and can't read between the line, he would be a shitty journalist, shitty psyops, etc. Will probably be disqualified for the whole suicide by cop thing because that screams mentally unfit for duty. It's mind blowing how retarded he is.

Now Zoey gives him a run for his money as she is so fucking naive she is happily sweeping for pedos and rejects on an eye cancer forum.
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
When Zoey's special ed handler told her she could be anything she wanted to be, I don't think this is what she meant.
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Something similar happened with Cyraxx, a teacher told him he didn't have to work, or he took a phrase too literally or something, and now he doesn't want to do anything but yell at people all day.

Don't be like him, Zoey!
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Something similar happened with Cyraxx, a teacher told him he didn't have to work, or he took a phrase too literally or something, and now he doesn't want to do anything but yell at people all day.

Don't be like him, Zoey!
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She not only wants to be like him, she willingly swept for him.
Prime example of: Tell me you're fucking doomed without using the phrase 'I'm fucking doomed'
 
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Unknown God said:
I can't get over this faggot coping that joining the military (and infantry at that lmao) is ACKSHUALLY for really tough guys and the elite of society and not just some shitty job for literal retards who can't do anything else :story:
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Let's be honest with each other here:
He read somewhere on reddit or quora that soldiers operating in foreign countries frequently get slash, and when they're doing black ops they can rape and murder as they please and that was all it took to run to the nearest recruiter, gunt swaying in the wind, pores oozing grease.
 
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Xev said:
Giving her janny powers on the onion forum was probably their retarded way to lure her away from kf. It doesn't matter where she's at though, she can't shut up and will produce milk.
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You're overthinking it. They aren't the Pied Piper. They said here little doggie? Want some attention? Yeah you do. Yeah you do! Oh you're such a good dog. Have a treat.
The janny badge is her leash.
 
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