Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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People on this thread are pretty weird: some of you go on other people´s thread to complain that your pet lolcow is not talked about enough and how the other is not worth following - there is even some pathetic discussion about the Julays, a community run shitpost award - and then your guy gets featured and you complain and want to shun "tourists". Fuck a dewd, man...
what do you mean OTHER PEOPLE'S THREADS, i get here by typing "bossmanjack austin peterson" into google every time, isn't this the bossmanjack forum??
 
Crack and meth have very acrid smells, yeah. But his dry ass skunk weed also likely permeates the air.
Also, he doesn't seem to bathe regularly, so his B.O. is probably very potent, and he probably sweats heavily when he finally crashes out and sleeps, making his bedspread and mattress reek, too.
Also, his feet clearly don't get washed and he has all those shoes out in the open just permeating the air with whatever fungal spores grow in his shoes.
Any animal would smell that room and know death is in there and not go in. Trapper's love overcomes his instincts. Dogs fucking rule, man.
POTUS could deploy our unimprisoned gambler to any enemy. Just leave him wherever. Chemical warfare without defying the Geneva Convention or WaPo or whatever.l and $50k pay day would be good for a stream.
 
Austin's new sponsor is so legit it even tells you where to set your VPN to if you try to access it from a blocked region.

Gamba.webp
 
New KF feature idea: anyone who clicks on a thread feature without having lurked for a month or posted for 6 months prior in said thread gets a marker next to their name to denote they're a dirty community feature rapefugee
Hey, they're all just wondering when they get the 500 bucks.
 
Oh fuck, he's going to sell everything. Soon he's going to break down his door and sell its splinters like they're splinters of the cross of Jesus.
Weens and Alogs would unironically buy them though. I can easily imagine a CowTuber framing a splinter In a glass case
 
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The cries of millions of amerimutts can be heard



Earlier today while doing his first sponsored stream for Hype.bet, Bossmom brought him up a Happy Meal that some dark, dirty troll doordash'd him. And a few hours later he posted that video of him throwing it away on his discord.
 
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