Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Goycast Guy]

My sweetheart @Goycast Guy is clearly shuddering from arousal from his latent homosexuality.

Shut it faggot.

That can consent. You forgot that.

Dogs can’t consent.

Aw. Look at this! My darling, @Goycast Guy, is flustered!

I didn’t ask faggot.

Calm down, baby boy.

I’m not a baby, Juan.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Claudio is the chaddest chad amongst all

Thank you!

Shut it faggot.

Love you too,

Dogs can’t consent.

That's not what I read in your fanfic where you were doing puppy play with a man, honey.

I didn’t ask faggot.

You might not have asked, but your dick did, babe.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Tyrone is an actual name. Teehee!

Mexican scholar reveals secret knowledge.

That can consent. You forgot that.

Claudio admits he wants to have consensual sex with a prepubescent dog. But not a furry pedophile by the way.

 

[Goycast Guy]

That's not what I read in your fanfic where you were doing puppy play with a man, honey.

You mean that fan fic you wrote about getting spanked which caused you to get an erection?

 

[Po's Cootah]

I see you whining, but I don't see you takin' responsibility for the state of your world. Oh well!

Oh, by the way, @Po's Cootah . Your native brazilian population before the Portuguese were a bunch of massive faggots compared to the mexicas. (I'm not even joking. I'm using the term faggot LITERALLY). Like I said, glass houses! Don't throw stones if you live in one!

(A Brazilian told me this info, before you whine. Cunt)

You didn't answer my question.

Why am I illiterate and retarded for not being able to answer your questionnaire by mere instinct? The durability of marriage is not a simple thing. At least not for me. I can't not think or wait.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

How can a dog consent @Claudio Hernández Castañeda you crippled freak

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I’m not a baby, Juan.

You are MY bitch darling, Steve!

You mean that fan fic you wrote about getting spanked which caused you to get an erection?

Did you read it?

That's not heterosexual behavior... Hmm...

I'm your biggest fan

Thank you!

 

[Man In A Dress]

No one tell this retard what Nintendo did with Young Link in Majora's Mask.

It rhymes with booby trap!

Ignoring the point eh? I'll admit I don't know shit about Majoras Mask but I'm confident when I assume Nintendo didn't make a kids game pornographic.
But try not to get to distracted. You want to explain why you like Ganondorf fucking a time travelling kid? It's because you're a pedophile.

Tl;Dr

I am not going to fuck you!

Nobody wants you.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Did you read it?

I’m not gonna read a degenerate furry fan fic, but considering your track record I absolutely believe you wrote it.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You didn't answer my question.

You are Brazilian. Ofc you don't know how personality schematic quizzes work!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I’m not gonna read a degenerate furry fan fic, but considering your track record I absolutely believe you wrote it.

The summary is a lion cub and his Internet boyfriend are having erotic zoophile chat. The lion gets so worked up that he starts looking up gay animal porn. The lion's dad walks in and sees him and decided to spank the cub as punishment. The lion cub gets a boner from the spanking.

Let's see how fictional this story is...

• Claudio has consistently used a lion as his furry avatar
• Claudio has been proven to exclusively date and ERP online
• Claudio has been proven to look at gay animal porn
• Claudio has claimed his dad has used corporal punishment on him

We can only assume this story is based on actual events in Claudio's life. This explains a lot about the way he treats his father. Claudio wants his dad to get angry and spank him because he gets off on it. Claudio wants Kiwifarms to bully him because it excites him sexually.

This is how a winner acts.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Claudio wants his dad to get angry and spank him because he gets off on it. Claudio wants Kiwifarms to bully him because it excites him sexually.

SO HE’S A MASOCHIST?

 

[Tread Miller]

Uh Claudiobros... what is this?

 

[Chudborean]

SO HE’S A MASOCHIST?

Probably the least worst thing claudio gets off to.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I’m a faggot.

I know, cutie. I know you are.

So, when are you losing your anal virginity? Don't be shy. Tell me your plans!

I'm infatuated by Claudio’s mere presence.

I'm obsessed with Claudio.

I know! Hate and love are one step away!

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Uh Claudiobros... what is this?

3.


2.


1...


Aaaand they fell for it.


Fell for it award foooooor....!


@Tread Miller!

 

[Sperg Spectating]

3.


2.


1...


Aaaand they fell for it.


Fell for it award foooooor....!

"Heh... they think I want to fuck dogs because of my feral furry porn stash and the fact that I've said I've wanted to fuck dogs multiple times over. They fell for it!"
Nigga you're retarded.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I'm a retarded pedophile

True.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Claudio has just confirmed he's both a retarded pedophile AND a guy who rapes cats to death. He just can't stop winning!

 

[Chudborean]

Aaaand they fell for it.


Fell for it award foooooor....!

CladuioDetractor bros did we really not know that Cladios years of gooning to animals was all for this prank? He just keeps on winning…

 

[Tread Miller]

Aaaand they fell for it.


Fell for it award foooooor....!

So the "punchline" is the truth? I guess it is funny to laugh at you.