Is there a way to join my dog's dreams as Player 2 so I can help her fight whatever she's growling at without waking her? - (No surgery or unsavory magicks)

[The Secret Sauce]

Serious replies only.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A lot of that growling is likely playful. You'd just become the dog's fetch slut or tug bitch. You can usually tell based on pitch. The sort of growl heard during play is just the dog version of a kid laughing.

 

[peachlover669]

Yes however be careful what you wish for, you may find that what he sees in his dreams is all too familiar...

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Just shove a 1/4" stereo cable in your ear then in the dog's butt. Just remember if you die in a dog dream you die irl.

 

[OrionBalls]

Wear a nicotine patch to bed. You two will defeat the evil raccoon who taunts her from just out of reach, together!