Since last time I was here I worked with a company that required making a basic bottom bitch Android app, and it caused me to stumble upon a hilarious factoid. This is a quick tech story that doesn't require any understanding of tech outside of "indians fuck it up".
To publish an app on the Google Play store, you have to go through their approval process. Fundamentally this is good, but probably the approval process only exists because of stinky jeets submitting fake apps in the first place, since it's a common scam to try to typesquat ie make an app name based off of people fat-fingering some other popular app. This story is about the approval process itself and how indian-fucked it is.
When you submit your app for approval, it takes 4 days for them to even just assign it to an Indian. Of course, Google goes way out of their way to hide any names and hide that Indians are looking at your app, but the only time any movement happens is during IST business hours, so that's a dead giveaway.
Indians are too stupid to run the app and they always get shitty errors that nobody else will ever get. I assume they have old ass phones or android emulators. On top of that, they have some shitty corpo-system that clicks on things that you would never be normally able to click on, ie it auto clicks on step 2 before you uploaded something you need for step 1... so of course you are going to get an error. It's like Google knows Indians are too stupid to click on everything to try it out so they wrote them a program which puts all possible button choices in a list, but that's fucking stupid because it clicks on things out of order.
The Indians reviewing your app can't take a fucking screenshot right and if they find a (probably fake) error, they can't even take a screenshot of it properly and it's cut off. They probably do this on purpose so they can take their tickets and pad their time and do nothing. Sometimes you even see screenshots with fucking hindi of something else they were doing in another window.
There is no report button. You have to wait until your app is rejected which takes weeks of doing a back and forth with the shitty indian you were assigned to. After that point, there is an "appeal" but guess what, it just goes to a different indian...
But here's the kicker and why I'm telling you this story.
EVEN BILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES JUST GET ASSIGNED SOME RANDOM SINGLE INDIAN AND THEY CAN'T PAY TO EXPEDITE THE PROCESS OR GET ANYONE THAT SPEAKS ENGLISH AND THEY ARE STUCK WITH THAT TURD FOR WEEKS.
Yes this is real. So I thought at first, we're just some small little company and we're not gonna get attention, fine, but NO, EVERY company is like this and as far as I know, there are NO contracts you can sign and there is NO amount of money you can pay to not have a shitty fucking indian take a week of claiming your app doesn't work!
I googled this and found some posts on reddit - yes, I know, reddit is cancer but I just wanted to see if this was a one-off or not. It's not a fucking one-off and you can just see the cucky multiculturalism on reddit posts about this. They wrote their posts in such a way you can tell they are seriously trying so hard to not say the word Indian. And they all have the same story. "We wasted 3 weeks re-submitting our app and the... reviewers... (lol, indian) ... all rejected it for unknown reasons, we went through 4 reviewers, and we never changed out code once, suddenly, we get an approval." And then you see them say shit like "We think the reviewers at google are very unintelligent" cause their shitty leftard NPC programming tells them they can't say the word indian.
I also investigated it a little and you see lots of threads about the same shit happening on apple on the app store...
SO THAT MEANS THAT 100% OF THE APPS ON ALL FUCKING ANDROID AND IPHONE ARE BEING SLOWLY FUCKED OVER IN THE SENSE THAT COMPANIES CAN'T EVEN PUSH OUT THE FUCKING BASIC CODE UPDATES THEY PAID DEVELOPERS FOR, BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU'RE A FUCKING BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY AND YOUR APP JUST BROKE BUT YOU FIXED THE CODE, IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE LITERALLY ONE STINKY ASS RANDOM NAMELESS FUCKING JEET WHO CAN'T READ ENGLISH OR TAKE A SCREENSHOT SAYS "lOl aPp hAs eRroR, lOl wOnT sAy wHeRe" AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HOLY FUCK