Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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The only good soul within that household is Rugrat.

Not trolling plans, but has anyone considered calling animal welfare?

Glitter in the food, constantly being yelled at by Ed, Sally and the goblin (plus the fact he cant be alone with the dog), and the shithole of a house they reside in.

Once the innocent creature is out of harms way, the house could be firebombed and nothing of value would be lost.
 
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TheBiggestGay aka gods #1 said:
Not trolling plans, but has anyone considered calling animal wewelfare
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If I have learned anything about that clown house, rugrat is guilty of something too. The little shit is just sneakier.
I wouldn't be surprised if rugrat licked some peanut butter off of some body parts. Or humps the pillows while Sally screams "RUGRAT!" Like the couch "parent" she is.
 
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Do your best, Internet. The 3 Amigos give you a blank check to do your worst to 339 without any criticisms from us.
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I was bored so here I put together something.

Life at 339: Nightmare on Lloyd St.
Pitch:
Life at 339: Nightmare on Lloyd St. is a gripping documentary series that delves into the cluttered attic where Pedogobelinus microcephalus, a newly discovered goblin species, thrives. Join our team of cryptozoology experts as they uncover breath taking footage of bricked consoles and piles of dusty junk. Marvel and laugh at its bizarre behaviors—from flamboyant displays of self-proclaimed dominance amid scurrying rats to impotent fits of rages. Using state-of-the-art cinematography and expert analysis, we expose the paradox of a creature with limited intellect yet boundless ambition, the fragility of its ecosystem and inevitable end. Learn about the hidden truths behind the folklore and what this despicable monster teach us about the harsh reality of living in a world of pathological delusion.

The project:
Produce a "high" quality documentary (see https://odysee.com/@promptpirate:2/Codex-Pajeet-3:d for reference) on the goblin's daily life.
Main objective of the documentary is to raise public awareness about the disgusting pedophile that tries to prey on kids online.
Secondary objective is to have fun while collecting new datas about the goblin and its environment.

The challenge:
In order to gather new data of 339, a plan must be divised to introduce devices that:
- Must be unconspicuous.
- Must remotely gather data relevant to the documentary.
- Can be powered to function, or can be equipped with a discrete and passive power generation module.
- Can be used regularly without breaking.
- Can be moved around or placed at key location.
- Cannot be traced/can be remotely deactivated.
- Cannot be used by the subject for internet access.
Suggestions:
Lamp, handheld console, decorative trinkets (ex: music box, stress toys, figurine toys), keyboard, webcam, smartwatch, toaster, electric kettle, smart dog toy, wall decorations (frame with led lighting), smart plant pot, alexa, electric fan etc.

Once sufficient data is gathered, the documentary can be made with the assistance of AI. I think it would be easier to organise as a collective project but that's really up to people's motivation. I wish it was released with a donation campaign to help anti-harassment/minors protection association/victims of human trafficking groups. But that would be the cherry on the top.

Edit/Note:
I'm aware there's already plenty of material to make this happen already.
But how is life like outside of the freak show, surely there has to be more to discover.
The buddy trolls and fake girlfriends aren't doing proper investigation when interacting with the 339 household.
We've had some snippet of it, like when he rages out at Sally or when the police comes in to arrest the boy.
I think it would be beneficial to the thread if we could gather more insight about the daily life outside of the attic.
A plus would be an update on the extended family situation, Make Marty Win Again!
 
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エボラちゃん said:
The challenge:
In order to gather new data of 339, a plan must be divised to introduce devices that:
- Must be unconspicuous.
- Must remotely gather data relevant to the documentary.
- Can be powered to function, or can be equipped with a discrete and passive power generation module.
- Can be used regularly without breaking.
- Can be moved around or placed at key location.
- Cannot be traced/can be remotely deactivated.
- Cannot be used by the subject for internet access.
Suggestions:
Lamp, handheld console, decorative trinkets (ex: music box, stress toys, figurine toys), keyboard, webcam, smartwatch, toaster, electric kettle, smart dog toy, wall decorations (frame with led lighting), smart plant pot, alexa, electric fan etc.
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I like the idea of doing something like the old Bum Fights: There was one with a guy going around tagging bums sleeping near some warehouse and documenting them with his clipboard while a guy follows around filming. Like Steve Irwin--but for stinky homeless bums.

The tags looked just like the tags you put in the ears of livestock.

Would make for some fantastic cosmic horror at 339 Lloyd.
 
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Cyraxx is retarded enough that he would willingly put a mildly disguised camera in his home and sign a waiver if he was told that it would keep WGH and N-word boi from reading his email. That being said, trolling plans are gay and if anybody does it, I hope they get caught so we can laugh at them.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
anything eventful or notable since?
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2025 really has not been going well for Chance and we're only half way through the year. To recap what I can remember in no particular order:

He shit himself on livestream yet again(Ohh gawd stream).
New devices he believed he was going to get have been replaced with a baby toy or "rerouted".
Many info leaks.
Many of those that support him have been properly informed and turned against him.
He was beaten up by Low T and APD did nothing about it.
The Kera stuff that went down.
The April incident went down and he made a fool of himself on Katie's stream.
His best devices were bricked(PC, 2 Xboxes, and a Wii).
He lost his latest stolen album and his "LLC/record label".
The big blow out at 339 that was caught on livestream. APD, Dale-Lynn, and APS showed up because of it.
The glitter bomb.
His stolen clothing shop got shut down and returned to the proper owners.

I'm probably forgetting some things too.

There's a bunch of new embarrassing taglines he has to constantly hear: "Ohhh Gaawwd!", "Mom they're gonna make fun of me!", "I can't move, it hurts!", and now "Violence is not the answer!".

Chance always said that without Marty he could have a good life and that has been anything but the case. His family situation is probably as bad as it's ever been and everything he has tried to accomplish has gone up in smoke. He only has a shitty Chromebook for entertainment and absolutely nothing going for him. The opposition against him is growing larger every day. There are just about 7k followers in the Chance Wilkins is a Child Predator FB group. NWB has 20k subs. WGH has 14k subs. Many other creators channels are growing. Considering that not everyone who follows along is a subscriber to these channels I think the real number of people that despise Chance is easily 100,000+.
 
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the mind of a goblin is fascinating

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