Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Cat Mom]

He should be more afraid of having his accounts searched and his computers seized.

That isn’t likely to happen. But would love it if it did.

 

[SargonF00t]

It seems likely at some point, Kayla wanted April out - she moved out first to the Crack Shack with the murder shower, then Lake Wakanda. I wonder what caused that schism?

Maybe Kayla is so dumb that she didn't at first consider the possibility that if Nick could fob her off to Aaron, that Nick could then divorce her, and go off with April.

 

[Captain Manning]

Melton is a pedophile and if they're okay with that, they have no standards.

Which is why I've said multiple times now, if Melton turns against Nick, he can drop all the text messages he wants, and maybe we'll laugh, but he still should face the wall at the end of the day.

Nobody should want Melton to remain a fixture in the Balldoverse.

His thing, and this thread, are not the same thing. This thread, I feel, has standards.

I've considered that people ITT ignore the Kayla/April lesbian issues.

I dunno about anybody else, but I have long operated under the impression that all four of them have bisexual tendencies.

I am still not sure the HROs survive. I'm sticking to it and I'll eat crow if the time comes.

I'll take the flip side - I think they stick, ASSUMING AARON HAS COUNSEL.

I'll be "that asshole," and say the one against Melton sticks, but he comes up short against Nick.

I think it would be heartbreaking if the judge ignores the crap Melton did with respect to Aaron's kids.

These r/steeltoeboringshow redditors are off-the-charts batshit insane.
Imagine comparing AARON IMHOLTE of the esteemed "STMS" to Kim Kardashian.

These niggers once compared the hacking shit to the Pentagon Papers.

 

[waffle]

There were a lot weebs involved, but there were also a lot of people that didn't care about anime and saw this is as a wider social issue.

Everybody involved put in their best effort to give Vic that day in court, and then Ty Beard fucked everything up.

Yeah once the whole thing turned into a general me too deal there was a high degree of legitimate interest in it. That shit felt threatening to any man who was doing well,

But, I stand by that premise the parties (on both sides) and their immediate witnesses and hangers on are essentially drama black-holes with few redeeming qualities. Vic is/was just as big of a drama queen as the other side, just in different (probably better) ways (and he did seem to refrain from just totally making shit up about other people, which he was a victim of).

I don't think Vic is an awful guy, but I think he did benefit from the contrast with his opponents more than is commonly acknowledged.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1944065733110960631

https://archive.is/EvrhY

Bad look for Nick's friend who flew out to hang out with him shit talking Aaron's girlfriend

Almost makes it look like Nick told him to do it

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1944065733110960631

https://archive.is/EvrhY

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Bad look for Nick's friend who flew out to hang out with him shit talking Aaron's girlfriend

Almost makes it look like Nick told him to do it

Also what the fuck is that fat three-titted bald boy even talking about? He should stick to the pills and alcohol, oh wait that's probably what made him post that.

She's not the most attractive woman in the world, but 1) who cares?, 2) she's a lot more attractive than Ralph, that's for sure.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Kayla, are you proud of yourself?

Pride requires self awareness.
Kayla is an NPC that Nick occasionally speaks through when he wants plausible deniability.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

My boy didn’t do too bad all things considered. ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

These niggers once compared the hacking shit to the Pentagon Papers.

I still don’t get the Aaron obsession. He’s so boringly Midwestern. Not much of a podcaster in an ocean in podcasting. And hardly considerable as a cow. The Rekieta stuff is why he’s even tangentially known. But there’s been people following him to alog him before that to the point they flew out to Vegas to see a fridge and photos of him with his shirt off. If I wanted to be entertained by some twice divorced middle aged guy I can just ask my coworkers how they’re doing.

 

[Vibralldo]

My boy didn’t do too bad all things considered. ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!

Genuine upgrade from Kayla

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

My boy didn’t do too bad all things considered. ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE!


I still don’t get the Aaron obsession. He’s so boringly Midwestern. Not much of a podcaster in an ocean in podcasting. And hardly considerable as a cow. The Rekieta stuff is why he’s even tangentially even known. But there’s been people following him to alog him before that to the point they flew out to Vegas to see a fridge and photos of him with his shirt off. If I wanted to be entertained by some twice divorced middle aged guy I can just ask my coworkers how they’re doing.

At some level, you can allllllllllmost kind of see where Nick comes from. In his rapidly disintegrating brain Aaron is the one that got away. That hurts. Even when you're not a retarded drug addict you lash out when you're hurt. How it got to this point is just a collection of retards adding fuel to the fire, up to and including the actual state of MN.
The real disconnect is people imprinting onto Nick and his chosen path. Who looks at that and says 'LITERALLY ME' or 'WISH I COULD BE THAT KIND OF MAN'.

 

[waffle]

Is the woman who's face i can't see in the grey jacket and blue shirt in the girl-cuffs picture Quayla? If so that's the most normal and respectable outfit I've ever seen her in.

If so expect I'll be proven wrong shortly with a full body shot that shows a skirt so short you can see her sticking tops or something outrageous like that

 

[Spergichu]

Let it be known that your fat paedophile edaddy Patrick Melton would have no problem calling them a cupholder that he could wear as a pink sock. This is the man you're simping for.

Going through his post history, I legitimately think he's too retarded to actually realize that. Especially since he's admitted to doing whippets.

Archive

"How would you feel if Melton made those same 'jokes' about molesting your children?"
"...But Melton hasn't made any jokes about my kids."

 

[AnOminous]

But there’s been people following him to alog him before that to the point they flew out to Vegas to see a fridge and photos of him with his shirt off.

I bet if you're that much of a faggot to do that, you don't even need to go to a bathhouse to get AIDS. It just spontaneously develops in you.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Genuine upgrade from Kayla
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I still do think Kayla mugshot looks the most like a crackhead out of the others. If you showed her mugshot to an outsider, they assume it was a Floridan crackhead.

 

[Maraschino]

Maybe Kayla is so dumb that she didn't at first consider the possibility that if Nick could fob her off to Aaron, that Nick could then divorce her, and go off with April.

According to Aaron, part of one of many of Kayla's breakdowns was her saying that the entire polycule was set up so Nick could get together with April and replace Kayla so he could leave her. She might be a fucking retard for sticking with him, but she at least (according to Aaron) thought something was off.

Legal Mindset/Dicksucker says he and several of the people who used to associate with Nick were informed he (Nick) felt 'held back' by Kayla, with the implication he wanted to leave her and divorce her. I think Elissa actually clipped it and/or turned it into a Youtube short.

I dunno about anybody else, but I have long operated under the impression that all four of them have bisexual tendencies.

One of the April Law messages (which I'm not convinced wasn't Nick skinwalking as her) on Twitter claimed she was straight, but Kayla was bisexual. Nick could be bisexual or not, he's still undeniably a faggot. And that's worse.

Vic is/was just as big of a drama queen as the other side, just in different (probably better) ways (and he did seem to refrain from just totally making shit up about other people, which he was a victim of).

I don't think Vic is an awful guy, but I think he did benefit from the contrast with his opponents more than is commonly acknowledged.

One of the people who was fucking with Vic through defaming him and tortiously interfering with his contracts (Ron Toye) claimed (fairly sure in the deposition video) that part of the reason he said Vic was guilty of abusing women was because one of the people on a forum called Pretty Ugly Little Liars (not exaggerating) claimed Vic raped her in a dream (not exaggerating), and he believed every claim on that website without hesitation or question.

Those people are fucking demonic compared to Vic (who refused to say anything about any of them, not just refrain from making up shit about them), because I'm pretty sure their actions and behavior was engineered to most effectively destroy Vic's life and career so he'd end up killing himself.

Sound familiar?

Weird how Nick wants to do to Aaron what those subhumans tried to do to Vic. He's not just become what he hates, he's much worse.

Bad look for Nick's friend who flew out to hang out with him shit talking Aaron's girlfriend

Almost makes it look like Nick told him to do it

Sure would be interesting to see the kinds of conversations Ralph and Nick have about Aaron. Ralph did get into trouble previously for fucking around with him before, which seems like a pattern that matches with someone who would want to ally with anyone who wants to destroy Aaron.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1944065733110960631

https://archive.is/EvrhY

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Bad look for Nick's friend who flew out to hang out with him shit talking Aaron's girlfriend

Almost makes it look like Nick told him to do it

Reminder, this is one of Ralph's standards:

They're still married, for whatever reason.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Also what the fuck is that fat three-titted bald boy even talking about? He should stick to the pills and alcohol, oh wait that's probably what made him post that.

She's not the most attractive woman in the world, but 1) who cares?, 2) she's a lot more attractive than Ralph, that's for sure.

Didn't you know bish, the Ralphamale has a sexy 19 year old prostitute senorita he's now. He's definitely not paying her, and she's definitely not going to have her pimp set Ralph on fire when he refuses to pay up. They love each other and even though they can't communicate, this won't end in Ralph being slaughtered by the cartel.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Also what the fuck is that fat three-titted bald boy even talking about? He should stick to the pills and alcohol, oh wait that's probably what made him post that.

She's not the most attractive woman in the world, but 1) who cares?, 2) she's a lot more attractive than Ralph, that's for sure.

Mind you this is coming from a guy who dates women such as these:

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Tongues of fire on Idris flaring,
News of foe-men near declaring,
To heroic deeds of daring,
Calls you Harlech women.

Whores of Harlech, onto glory
The balldo will ever be your story
Keep these burning superchats before thee
Nick's simps never yield

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I bet if you're that much of a faggot to do that, you don't even need to go to a bathhouse to get AIDS. It just spontaneously develops in you.

Now you're making me feel sorry for actual AIDS patients, for having the comparison made to Melton fans. Don't make me do that.