DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He said something about the past week was the most gut-wrenching difficult time in his life; and that every speculator was wrong. I'm still saying it was one if not both of his parents, he'll never admit it; while it could be Kat, I don't think he'd grieve for her. Given the rest of the detractors and theories, we got everything covered.
 
He doesn't want to admit he went home, because the texts between him and PPP would be true, and that snake arc he created to get over on someone, would be ruined.

He went home, and hated every second of it
It is so autistic that he does this even though we all know he is lying and already retconned King Snake arc multiple times. But this is the most likely explanation.
The lolsuit threats are just the cherry on top though.
 
He doesn't want to admit he went home, because the texts between him and PPP would be true, and that snake arc he created to get over on someone, would be ruined.

He went home, and hated every second of it

It’s also telling because of how insistent he was about “none of the detractors guessing right”. It’s very much the same as everyone guessing he got a cat but he just had to say he’s had him for a while to say everyone was wrong lol.
 
Phil’s "return" stream is a prime example of peak narcissistic snob energy. It’s as if he’s just snorted a line of high grade pure cocaine and believes himself untouchable. His voice is even shriller and more jittery than before. You can practically hear him begging for attention beneath all that fake bravado. It’s a total cringe-fest.
 
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There is no fucking way he had an actual bad thing happen to him and isnt blabbing about it for $ympathy.

Fatty spent a whole 2 days talking about someone taking his shopping cart of (unpaid) groceries.
He spent a week talking about the time his wife got a flat tire a band or roving Africans stole a single used tire off a 15 year old Camery.
He spends hours crashing out if door dash or amazon is more than a minute late.
He spent A FULL YEAR crying his BK slop sandwich had the top bun slide off during transportation.

He started the stream with "this is the worst week of my whole life ever!" and has been saying it every 5 minutes since. Someone who wants to keep their private life under wraps doesnt drama bait like a hormonal teenage girl. This is how you act if your an emotional faggot and want attention and sympathy without any real problems.
 
Normal content creator: I have to take a week off to deal with personal stuff thanks for understanding!

DSP: Insane rant about the detractors talking about power dynamics and a bunch of other stupid shit

Wonder why people fuck with him lmao
Avoid wrestling a pig, you both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it.

The Pig is Phil.
 
Normal content creator: I had to take a week off to deal with personal stuff thanks for understanding!

DSP: Insane rant about the detractors talking about power dynamics and a bunch of other stupid shit

Wonder why people fuck with him lmao
It's not even that, it's that he demands you enter his livelihood; by whining about needing money and shit, and then in the same breath saying you have no right to invade his life. His shit calling detractors parasites is the pot calling the kettle black. He tries to hide it in "my audience loves my content" but they obviously don't, or they're stretched so thin they don't have much to give. But what does a parasite do Phil, they end up killing their host.

Edit: Just now, "I'm entitled to what they have, and I will have it."

I try not to tempt fate, but fucking sue me Phil. You know what's cool about discovery, we're gonna get to look at your finances again, and this time, there will be an opposing council ripping your shit apart.
 
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