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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs
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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
Labour party leadership confidence vote when? Seriously things cannot continue like this until 2029.
Two things which make me believe that some sort of regime change is inevitable and coming soon:


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When both the Unions and the EU have doubts about Starmer's ability, and an Irish MEP openly mentions 'change of Government' whilst the numbers are good for Nigel, then things ain't good for Starmer at all.

Whilst the EU are keen to do business with Starmer, they must surely be wondering why he's not doing more to curtail Nigel and to give them the comfort that they will win.

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my people... And my towns... even my highstreet... The country I've lost... the natives I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there.
You need a lass to give you a handy and a bit of the old in and old mate. That hurt should be used to drive you forward, to making a good strong family who can survive what is coming. Don't sit back and have a cry wank over what is lost. Prepare for tomorrow where we build something better.
 
Right, question for you all. Have you used the term 'bloody' in any form of regularity over the past 10 years?

Other than Indians trying to act tough and movies depicting stereotypical Brits I've never actually heard anyone say it for decades. There's just no situation where "bloody hell" really makes sense: if the situation demands it we say "Fucking hell", if we're around a bunch of prudes or coworkers then even 'bloody' would be considered a swear and unacceptable.

Like I'm sure it's been used regularly in the past but nowadays I associate the word with Yanks trying to cosplay as a Brit, much like how any talk of 'tea and scones' has my eyes rolling as you just know it's a fucking Englishman cosplayer.
 
Right, question for you all. Have you used the term 'bloody' in any form of regularity over the past 10 years?

Other than Indians trying to act tough and movies depicting stereotypical Brits I've never actually heard anyone say it for decades. There's just no situation where "bloody hell" really makes sense: if the situation demands it we say "Fucking hell", if we're around a bunch of prudes or coworkers then even 'bloody' would be considered a swear and unacceptable.

Like I'm sure it's been used regularly in the past but nowadays I associate the word with Yanks trying to cosplay as a Brit, much like how any talk of 'tea and scones' has my eyes rolling as you just know it's a fucking Englishman cosplayer.
It feels a bit performative.
I've actually stopped using "arse" because of the same feeling.

I don't typically use "bleeding" but it's uncommon enough to have avoided the stereotype.
 
Right, question for you all. Have you used the term 'bloody' in any form of regularity over the past 10 years?
Only in conjunction with other profanity, "bloody hell" is something you only say if you're doing a toff impression, not in everyday use, it's downright archaic.
 
Ok, so I know it's hot, but what the fuck is going on in Glasgow? I saw more women's arse cheeks today than I've seen in the last 10 years. Beautiful city, but the women (mostly) seem to dress like slappers. It was truly remarkable.
I blame Rab C Nesbitt.

'Beat it!'

It's the Football Pre-Season, and racism is back:


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Also, Welsh Women's simps/footy fans are calling The Samaritans:


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Right, question for you all. Have you used the term 'bloody' in any form of regularity over the past 10 years?

Other than Indians trying to act tough and movies depicting stereotypical Brits I've never actually heard anyone say it for decades. There's just no situation where "bloody hell" really makes sense: if the situation demands it we say "Fucking hell", if we're around a bunch of prudes or coworkers then even 'bloody' would be considered a swear and unacceptable.

Like I'm sure it's been used regularly in the past but nowadays I associate the word with Yanks trying to cosplay as a Brit, much like how any talk of 'tea and scones' has my eyes rolling as you just know it's a fucking Englishman cosplayer.
I use it all the time. "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?" is a great way to scare the kids or pets. It's weird not to use your own language because you feel it's performative. That's giving up your culture and letting Americans take you over.
Ok, so I know it's hot, but what the fuck is going on in Glasgow? I saw more women's arse cheeks today than I've seen in the last 10 years. Beautiful city, but the women (mostly) seem to dress like slappers. It was truly remarkable.
Welcome to modern Britain. Even in the winter everyone dresses like a slapper.

I wouldn't mind everything being done through websites if those websites worked. You register for one and never get a confirmation e-mail through. It just doesn't bloody work. It's an essential service.
 
Ok, so I know it's hot, but what the fuck is going on in Glasgow? I saw more women's arse cheeks today than I've seen in the last 10 years. Beautiful city, but the women (mostly) seem to dress like slappers. It was truly remarkable.
The lack of naturally occurring vitamin D in Scotland means the locals have to expose themselves as much as possible to create suitable reserves to survive Jock lands 9 month long winters.
 
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